⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 〝 You're sooo funny, Nanami~ Y'know what I think? /I/ think you need to release all the toxins from your body to keep your face from permanently shaping into a nasty frown. 〞 He attempts to poke at his face for good measure. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 〝 Oh? Is that a talking shark I see? 〞 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Suspicious eye squint. . . hidden under his blindfold. It's short-lived since it's hard to believe Toge would spread rumors about him of all people. He's one of the most well-behaved students under his wing⭑.ᐟ "Alright. Do you at least have an idea who could it be?" ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀𝑴𝑬𝑮𝑼𝑴𝑰 𝑭𝑼𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑮𝑼𝑹𝑶 ⠀⠀ ﹐✧˖*°࿐ ⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "Was it you Toge?" ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "But I didn't say anything yet?!" ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

@overtime.bsky.social "Na-na-miー♪"

𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐈 𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐎 || 𝔾ℝ𝔸𝔻𝔼 𝕆ℕ𝔼 𝕊𝕆ℝℂ𝔼ℝ𝔼ℝ #JJKRP - #MVRP

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀taro˚₊· 🔨⌖: just wanna post this to see , especially since i've gathered a decent amount of followers so i want to know. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀

Satoru nearly drops a plate when he feels Suguru breathing at his nape. Pleasant shivers skate down his spine. He presses up against him some more, turning a little greedy now. "Suguru" His face might be blocked from view but the flush creeping on his neck says everything Suguru has to know. ↬

"Now, now. Calm yourself and let sensei investigate this case." Satoru scans the crime area. There's a note attached to the fridge door with a message *I'm sorry*. He inspects the paper in his hand and takes a good whiff. Scented paper. "This handwriting." It could be Megumi, he thinks. But ↬

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "Who's spreading lies about me not taking a shower?!" ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

He rolls the magazine in his fist and waves it like a baton at him. "Hey! I'll never sell anything illegal. What would Iru say if he sees his papa getting involved in criminal activities?" Satoru huddles against his side, lowering his head in attempt to take a sip on his can.

"Not really." There's this viral video about relationships listing everything that makes up a healthy marriage and he can't help but compare. One of the things on the list is fighting. They rarely fight, save from the unserious bickerings. "It's perfect. Way too perfect." And he prefers ↬

He nods, sympathetic. "That seems to be the most logical assumption." Walking in circles around Nobara, he adjusts his imaginary hat while pondering over the situation, an imaginary pipe between graceful fingers. "Someone stole your macarons and the culprit is among your dormmates!"

He leans his weight back a little on him while tending to his cushy chore. The sink will be forever free from dirty plates if Suguru will always provide that extra service for him. "Really?" His shoulders shake with amused laughter. ↬

"That's a problem," he drawls as he checks the said fridge in case those little treats played hide-and-seek with their peppy consumer. Nope. Just some frozen pre-made meals in sight. The lone pizza at the corner has already accepted its fate to be buried in ice. He looks down at his student ↬

"You'd see me more in them if I change my career path." He lifts his attention from the charcoal-grey suit he's eyeing to glance at Suguru, grinning. "D'you think I'd make a great salesman?"

Gasping dramatically, he reciprocates her serious face and nods in acknowledgement, even though there's a high chance that the *something drastic* is not drastic. It's Nobara. He enters the room with his hair brushing the top part of the doorway. "Tell me all the details."

⠀ ⠀ ⠀╭━━━━∙⋆⋅⋆∙━━━━━╮ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀: ̗̀➛ 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒔 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒑𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝕶𝐍𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐒 𖤓⤑🀥 ⠀ 𝕭𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝕭𝐈𝐓𝐄 𖦹⃟ ִ ࣪𖤐 ⠀ 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒓𝒚 ᝰ.ᐟ ( #JJKRP #jujutsukaisenrp ) ⠀ ⠀╰━━━━━∙⋆⋅⋆∙━━━━╯ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀

"Weakest?" His cheeks puff out in a futile attempt to hold a guffaw in chorus with Noi. That's the first time someone associated him with that word. It's more of amusement than being offended. "That's the best compliment I've heard in a while." He slaps Shin by the shoulder none-too-gently. ↬

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Gojo-sensei pauses from walking down the hallway to take a peek at the source of the noises. "What's all the fuss about, Nobara?" ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

// Time for Gojo mun to flaunt their gacha addiction ✨️

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀“𝐈'𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐦𝐲 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭! 𝐀𝐡, 𝐈 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐦 𝐚 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞!" ⠀ ⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "Nah. You look better with that length." He fills his bowl with a second helping of rice and digs it in half alongside the egg rolls. When they're done eating, he moves over to the sink to clean their plates. "I just thought maybe you've missed tying it in a whole bun," ↬ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀🔨 ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ ⠀𝒂 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍'𝒔 𝐍𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐒 𝒊𝒔𝒏'𝒕 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 ⠀⠀𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ𐀔 ⠀𝒊𝒕 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐁 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋 ⠀⋆·˚ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔 ( #jjkrp #jujutsukaisenrp ) ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A knowing smile curves his lips. He speaks without turning his head from the formal fashion page in the FUDGE magazine he's perusing, "Hmm? Something on your mind?" ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

。 ｏ ○ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜ ͡ ╮ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◝╮ ( Satoru ) ( Satoru ) ╰◟◞ ͜ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡ ╮◞◟◞ ╯ 　 ( Satoru ) 　　 ╰◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ◞ ╯

¥ ¥ ╔══ ≪ °❈° ≫ ══╗ *+•¥ 𝙄𝙉𝙁𝙊 ¥•+* ╚══ ≪ °❈° ≫ ══╝ “ ᴵ ᶜᵃⁿ’ᵗ ᵉˣᶜʰᵃⁿᵍᵉ ᵐʸ ˡⁱᶠᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵐᵒⁿᵉʸ. ”

"Ugh, fuck." He grimaces at the taste of bile on his tongue and spits on his makeshift toilet for good measure. "Why- Why would he need tissues? Are you gonna take a dump?" It's hard to tell who's who when his acquaintances' faces are blurry in his vision. "Haha, that's disgusting. Wash your ass."

// aw shit. i forgot satowu's pregnant lmaoo how can i defend his alcohol intake again 😔

"Right." He mixes the sugar cubes with his teaspoon while resting his cheek on his hand at their table, eyeing the cat rolling its head under Blade's palm. "Have you been in a serious fight with your wife before?"

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ He turned around with a questionable dress in his hand. A Sanrio character was printed at the front in a bright yellow fabric. "No?" Satoru had to crane his head to check who was talking. A little girl with no parents in sight. "Aren't you supposed to be in school? It's class hours." ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A random orange cat hopped on their table and lay between their slices of cake and coffee mugs. "You think so?" He sighed in relief. "I never did any of that when I entered a maid cafe last week." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ New Jersey Incident? He's heard this one before. Satoru laughs at the comparison and shakes his head. "Who knows? We all have a little similarities here and there. If I do end up doing something like that, I trust you'd stop me, Miss Corvus─right?" ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "Pretty good, right? You know Grandpa Mitsuhiko? The old guy from the cafeteria who serves Chinese food?" He munches on some egg rolls and fish. "I got the recipe from him." With them seated across from each other, Satoru can slide glances at his husband as they eat. ↬ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

「 @sugu-chan.bsky.social 」 "I have no idea how to break this trap other than blowing the whole place." He sighs while sinking into the couch. They're on the top floor of the tallest building in the city so anything destructive might be too risky. "Found anything yet?"

「 @blushootingstxr.bsky.social 」 "Hey, Blade. Is it considered cheating if I go to the maid cafe?" His tone is serious while making eye contact with his friend.

「 @thebombdevil.bsky.social 」 Satoru is at the women's clothing looking over the dresses on the rack. Not only is he tall, but his blindfold stands out, and every girl in the shop is freaked out, unbeknownst to him.

「 @topcleaners.bsky.social 」 Everything's spinning. It's just two glasses of beer and he can barely stand upright, wobbling down the sidewalk alongside Shin and Noi. He must have mistaken Shin for a toilet because the next second, he has no qualms about puking up all over his suit.

"𝙽𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚎𝚎𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎 𝚁𝚢𝚞𝚣𝚊𝚔𝚒." #DNRP / #DNPBSKY / #MVRP / #PBSKY

⭐️ 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 𝘼𝙡𝙚𝙭𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙀𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙩 ⭐️ ☆ ° • . #mvrpevent ☆ ° • .

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// If anyone's interested starting a new thread with Satowu. I drops this here

// I feel really comfy using this app ♡

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "Do we now?" The thought of having friends puts a smile on his face. Her next comment makes him snort, good-natured. "Now, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘦, I can't promise. I guess you could say it all depends on the situation." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "Aren't you a lover boy?" Satoru teases all in good humor. "Speaking of your family, how's it going at your end? Anything new?" ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "Let's pack up some for Hems." Satoru learns he has a knack for juggling when he tries to pluck a freshly cooked egg roll with his bare fingers. It ends up with him frantically blowing the food until it's warm enough to put in his mouth. "Mmm, this would go well with the ↬⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀