Shamelessly sharing my instagram again because I wanna connect and see what you gays get up to xoxo

So many gorgeous men were at hoopla this year yet I didn’t get to kiss a single one of them and that feels homophobic to me 🥲

Popped to the capital 🇬🇧

Tuesday but with lack of tits because I’m still WIP with that

Hull is the best city in the UK btw and if bloomfs want to see somewhere that’s not London then pls come !

Guys I’m so proud that my team (from my nearest city) is now gonna be a premier league side. So so proud to live near and support Hull 🐯🐯🐯

COME ON YOU ‘ULL 🐯

GUYS OMFG I GOT THE JOB

I’m on nearly a 1000 day dry spell and I genuinely feel like no one here can top that

About to head off on my regular pilgrimage in search of bigger tits

Also how many huge sighs of relief can the EBU breathe before they decide to take some proper action

UK gave 12 televotes to Bulgaria this year!

If a certain country stay this high we may be watching the end of Eurovision here

Offer still stands i just want 1 televote point that’s all i ask 😚😚

Streets are saying Antigoni pulled it out of the bag tonight 👀🇨🇾

I find it mad all the talk about Australia winning when we all know if the UK sent that song and staging it would come 23rd with 15 points all from the jury

Vocals may have been not it but with a few drinks down me on Saturday I will be Jalla Jalla’ing on repeat

So so shameful that the UK is the only Western European country not in green 🥲

The actual power that himbos have over me is terrifying I think

Well it’s hardly that much of a secret is it

Update people have been barred - as they bloody should

We have a singer in our local who is transgender and I swear I’m gonna throw hands if these young people keep making remarks

I know a lot of people are boycotting esc this year but if you’re not and you want to vote for the UK then you can have a kiss 🥺

Keep coming back to this clip and I am obsessed by how good this looks considering I’ve seen the UMK performance like a million times

Same Fridays on here have been noticeably devoid of fc’s….this is not one of them 😮‍💨

Think there’s a large amount of people in the UK who will wake up tomorrow and be really surprised that Labour is still in government considering they seem to think today is a general election

Might have been tactical to try keep that party out but I still shudder at the fact I’ve just voted Conservative 😖

A Finnish victory next Saturday would make me incredibly happy

Surprise everyone I want attention xx

Guys I went to church this morning and icl how have I never been before the camp chaos of the CofE was excellent

For some reason I doubt this and if it is true idk how I feel about it 😂

Bored and in a sharing my secrets mood ngl.link/sam_truey

If I haven’t been on a date before 2029 can someone pls take me on one so I can say I’ve been on a date before I’m 30 thanks xxx

My athens trip was so beautiful 🥺

Really need someone to **** my *** and *******

As gutted as I am to be leaving Athens I also cannot wait to return to a country where you can flush toilet paper

Guys I’ve just been called an alcoholic for drinking 9 cocktails (literally just 9 like ??) and I’m just like erm no I’m just British babes x

Some pics from my trip if anyone is interested 🇬🇷

Guys I’m speaking to the most gorgeous French man in this hostel who speaks like hardly any English and the Franglais is doing absolute bits let me tell you

There’s one single baby on this flight to Athens …. And it’s sat behind me 🤡

I love this tiny mirror

Waiting for Boots and Sephora to officially endorse the Green Party

Just actually seen a man on Facebook comment on a post about a mates divorce to blame….the Labour Party???

So glad that this app is working again so we can enjoy men’s pretty co…I mean pictures x

Guys just applied for a BIG promotion at work and I’m so nervous now

Will never not make me laugh that a good 30% of the British population genuinely believes we are living under socialism

Guys does the whole of America go out and get absolutely shitfaced on Easter Sunday too or is that just a British thing?

Not me slagging off American English whilst simultaneously making a typo on the first word btw

On bugbear to me is that they use the US flag to represent English on Duolingo

Legs feeling good on Friday 🫶🏼