Skibidi toilet

Socialism is when your butt jiggles a lil when you walk

Big fan of ALL women

#KaiCenatEgg lets make this the most liked post on Bluesky!

I wonder how he feels, knowing it’s the end of his life, knowing people will be happier when he’s gone

Why do people who see a post right after it was posted say something like “10 seconds ago is sexual assault”

I am listening to music

Wiping my butt to this

I don’t think I’m doing enough I want to be re-wired to be better

Love Island

If LeBron retires while I’m at work tomorrow I don’t think I’ll make it through my whole shift

Holy shit is that Jane Remover :

W Fantano

I hope that starlink rocket doesn’t blow up!

HasanAbi household

When the goat not washed

André 3000 so cool

It’s actually impossible to talk to this dude he is defending rape and saying “well why didn’t she just call for help” and I’m explaining it to this fucking idiot and he’s just like “well she should have just called for help”

Dude I know said he doesn’t like scammers, I told him that the person he voted for is a scammer and he replied “how is Trump a scammer?”

Feeling blessed #w loves

I just remembered girls exist W

W girls

All the goats like pegging

My transphobic coworker was being transphobic again today

I think I’m at that point where I get home from work and crack open a cold one

I want to work 50 hours again this week for my multi billion dollar company that pays me 13 dollars and hour so I can make 18 dollars and hour for 10 hours and can have a little bit over 1000 dollars on my next paycheck so I can buy more Lego animal sets

Che says he dropping tonight

I like animals

Interstate is backed up so I’m watching Mario Kart while driving

What happened to the groupchat my texts are now green

Gorilla

My wife is 24 we are expecting soon

Women 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I agree with everything except the bad stuff

I am not happy

How does he send me reels all day for the past 4 days

50 hours in like 4 days

Alls I’m saying

44 hour work weekend and some pussy

How did Richard Watterson crack that

“I heard Pope Francis 2 used to post on Bluesky under the alias Mr Sex”

Big Chungus

I changed the game and brought the hot sauce back at work

I will be the Pope next time

People saying the new Pope is somewhat progressive on social issues that’s good

Being sober feels so much better I’m not going to smoke that much actually

W stream 🤙🤘🤷

I’m going to finish exams and then smoke weed tomorrow #FloridaLaw

I could steal a security truck from where I work they just leave them unlocked with the keys in just stalling sitting in a parking spot