Good afternoon Bluesky Truth from Mr Ian Hislop as always

Even The Times has Farage sussed

Even the times has Farage's card marked

The Tories lie? Who knew this?

Ian Hislop for the House of Lords

Truth from Private Eye as always

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This Border Collie gently guides the ducklings into a puddle... 😊 #dog #dogday #bluesky

Good afternoon Bluesky The true measure of a man is not his intelligence or how high he rises in this freak establishment. No, the true measure of a man is this: how quickly can he respond to the needs of others and how much of himself he can give of himself. Philip K Dick

Private Eye Spot on as usual

Good morning Bluesky All Hail Private Eye

@professorbenkenobi.bsky.social To hold the line no matter the cost.

Trump struggled to walk in a straight line as he went to greet Putin

#Unions #WorkersPower #I.W.W.

I was never a fan of Newsome, but I am now! This shit is hilarious!

Hopefully my last hospital attendance. Fed up getting stabbed by needley things. Hello Bluesky

Good morning Bluesky Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge. Issac Asimov

Stephen Colbert is going SCORCHED EARTH right now. To RFK Jr: “Fuck you, you roid-addled nepo carnie! Fuck you, you roadkill-munching Luddite human slim jim!”

Good morning Bluesky If at first you don't succeed. Hit them over the head it'll make you feel better

@lw-smiley.bsky.social Hiya Jumpy. You ok.

@cait05.bsky.social Good morning. How be thee. Oh I'm on the mend

Good morning Bluesky If you can keep your head while everyone around you loses theirs...well you simply don't understand the situation.

The baby was like wait a minute 😅😅

Finally kind of got a qualified all clear. Watch out world

I gots out. I'm free. Ok sick but at least real food

The most majestic thing you will see on #bluesky today. 😇

My medical incarceration has come to an end , but the unprincipled ghouls have me under house arrest. Ahh but I have caches. Don't actually know but I have them Thanks for the wishes

Day eight of my "medical" incarceration lol. Hopefully the escape committee have the plans completed.

Happy Bunny

Day seven of my unjustified incarceration and still no pastilles or jelly babies.

Brekkie

I have skinny fingers

Day six of my incarceration. The bastards offered me vegetables. I mean I'm ill why make it worse. Monumental sulk

I feel yucky

Just got word. Tomorrow I'm on full fast from 4 am and getting done tomorrow. So if any of you have spare fingers cross them for me.

The kid. Omg

Babbitt's family just won a $ 5 MILLION settlement for her Death, and Chump should've been held accountable......

Good morning Bluesky (even if only just) Hope everyone is safe and sound. The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it.- Neil deGrasse Tyson

She hates him lmfao #NoKings

» I'M JUST BEGINNING. « 🧡 87 yo veteran was released from DC jail today after being arrested yesterday on Capitol steps for protesting against #TrumpParade, Army spectacle and U.S. war machine. He was met by jail support who stayed up to help over 50 vets. He also answered this question:

Good morning from Ireland. From this place, we will deliver notice to the parliaments of conquerors that a line has been drawn against the darkness, and we will hold that line, no matter the cost. Stand firm America

Good evening (as I write this) from Ireland. My hopes , wishes and dreams are offered to all the brave souls standing today for freedom. As the descendant of people who fought for 800 yrs for freedom from the most powerful nation on Earth. It can be done

Private Eye Yaaaa

While I was sleeping the overlords underlings are updating my nanites to 8G. Bet you're all jealous lol. I'm ok just bored to distraction and a growing need to be silly