It’s Friday, Memorial Day Weekend and I gotta go to work. Let’s get it!

Now entering an interplanetary level

I would love for Durand Bernarr to remake this. **chef’s kiss**

Let that fucking coward know!

Incorporating more ingredients in sautéd brussel sprouts in order to make them tastier is my Summer goal.

Must watch.

👇🏽 please and thank you👇🏽

Gas and coffee will be that mf’s undoing 🤞🏽

IFYKYK! I love this! Brought a smile and tears to my eyes. Better not leave out this house without putting something on that face!

Ya see?! 😷

My life my life my life my life In the sunshine Everybody loves the sunshine Folks get down in the sunshine

Loudly cackling! The accuracy 🤣

I want an authentic mojito.

I can recall a certain magic in your eyes I’m under your spell each time that you appear

Still pondering yesterday’s convo with Dominican Lyft driver. He’s been in US 40 years. Heavy accent. I learned some new Spanish interpretations for English colloquialisms. Said this prez is el diablo. “No care or help at all for its people”. Then said his family used to like the 🍊💩. I ended convo.

My Lyft driver told me he hasn’t taken a customer to the airport in several days. Travel is way down. Groceries and gas is too daum high!

Yep.

I just squeezed a lime into some fresh watermelon juice. My hands smell divine.

Ummmm…😷

Sure can! I am wicked and suffer no fools.

My Black Client: Now that we aren’t in these streets marching and what not, do we watch it all implode? My Black Self: Is that a rhetorical question?

Is this a real photo or ai?

The photo (mygawdtoday!)speaks for itself but your alt text 🤣🤣🤣🤣

So CLEAR is also the Ops: Create mass chaos at the airports by not paying TSA workers ✔️ Bring in the gestapo to “police” airports✔️ Fire thousands of TSA workers✔️ Make the gestapo the new TSA✔️ Have said gestapo use an already existing “pre-check” program to racially profile and hunt down travelers✔️

We keep getting more and more creative and funny!“You ain’t season a damn thang” 🤣🤣🤣

ESPN on the tv. This is the first time I’m seeing Bald Bron Bron. I still see fuzz. He’s not yet in the acceptance phase but oh, ok Bron Bron!

Please 🙏🏽

Is there such a thing as finding comfort in discomfort?

Watching The Secrets of Bees on the National Geographic channel. Never knew how freakin' fascinating bees actually are! The Queen bee really is that bitch!

Just like that!

Thank you, Ghana.

Oh, look! An even cheaper piece of trash.

Car Wash Claudine Waiting to Exhale Boomerang Mo’ Better Blues Crooklyn Despicable Me

Uh @housedemocrats.bsky.social @democrats.org @thedemcoalition.bsky.social y'all see this? Your counterparts across the isle are clearly on board. Are you all ready for what may happen at home if they let this &%$*#@!^ give the green light?

Salute!

Interesting, if true. Enough with his shit, but who booked his ass for this festival in the first place? And they made this fool the headliner...

Deplauralise a film: The Heartbeat

Watching Bar Rescue and they’re rescuing a bar in Arizona Me: Arizona is suppose to have a good food scene; Husband: Arizona is the Florida of the West; Me: Hahahaha, I see your point 🤷🏽‍♀️

Tonight’s moon is so big and beautiful.

I was 21, trying to graduate undergrad, sitting in student lounge, homeboy put this on and we were transfixed then Scenario started playing! Oh my Gawd oh my Gawd! Here we go yo Here we go yo So what So what So what’s the Scenario!

1994. Straight from Brooklyn, better known as Crooklyn.

Alex Cross is looking real corny this season.

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Nah. This ain’t it.

Why does good dental floss have to be so expensive? It’s string!

Our home owner’s insurance increased by $200. Wing and a prayer that the midterms actually happen because this shit is ridiculous!