The Heliopolis song is literally so good, how does MindCap keep picking bangers?

So can we all collectively agree that tomorrow's date is just a regular number and not the unfunny Gen Alpha number?

Just got 94% on Digithreat. That's insane to me. Whenever I get back to playing it though, I'm going to record it so I can upload my legit completion.

This has been another episode of Comedy With Zaph.

Happy to report again that word number 77777 of my book is the word "lucky."

POV: your classmate on Zoom's camera quality

I love when I can't tell if I'm seeing eye floaters or a small bug in front of my face.

Pride

One of my favorite parts of writing is eventually wanting to apologize to my characters for all the shitty situations I put them through.

I got 78 on Digithreat again 😭 It was technically a new best but it was by .11% so it doesn't really count.

Happy ENG 587: Politics of Composition Pedagogy month. Or, sorry, that's the class I have to take all month. Happy pride month.

GD players probably call boners their new hardests.

Sprinting towards an awesome Pride Month!

Happy to report that word number 69420 of my book was "nice." I even fit it in so seamlessly that you wouldn't notice.

I love how your brain can signal to you in your dreams that you need the bathroom in real life.

If my book were a game of bowling, it would be perfect.

What do you mean the spawn order of the CPU Miis in Swordplay Showdown isn't near the rest of the Swordplay Showdown data in the RAM? Were you trying to make me crash out 17 years after the original release just by doing this to me?

You've heard of REM sleep, now get ready for REM awake...ness. Which is what I just had where I was so drowsy being awake that my eyes were still involuntarily trying to fly all over the place.

Indistinguishable RAM values while drowsy my beloved 🙏

I actually started getting consistent at the 52% wave in Digithreat and got 69% five times from zero tonight so I think I might actually be able to beat it soon.

Does anyone actually type it when a band name has punctuation between every letter like in M/A/R/R/S and S.O.U.L. S.Y.S.T.E.M. or do they just get shortened into Marrs and Soul System?

Forgot to post this earlier but this is a commission I got from @muzyoshi.bsky.social. Pride month came early this year :)

Top three things I most desperately want right now: 1. To beat Digithreat 2. For it to be easy to get people to adopt calling me a new name 3. For my ear and jaw to stop hurting so bad

If I had a nickel for every time a TF fixation led me to a name I genuinely want to use for myself, I'd have three nickels. Which isn't much, but it's more than two.

Is anyone even surprised that Spectrum would say my Internet is connected when it's fading in and out of existence?

Fun fact: one of the elder mods in GD was born on the same day as Billie Eilish.

I think the Boolossus poster from Luigi's Mansion may be the closest we'll ever see to an official creepypasta from Nintendo.

Am I the only one who confuses Alice in Wonderland and the Wizard of Oz all the time?

Did you know? It's completely impossible to play the word "pizzazz" in a game of Scrabble since there's only one Z and two wilds available.

Everyone always talks about being misled but when is someone going to be Mr. Led?

Introducing the next new horror phenomenon, Sonic.txt.

I just want Plant to listen to me for once. He just refuses to quiet down at night and I don't know what to do about it anymore.

Today I ate a banana, got my third acceptance packet from the graduate school, cooked a frozen pizza at 1:30 in the morning, and realized I don't know how my oven works.

Just woke up from a dream where I was my custom Mii Simon and I was also an ice hockey player. Holy fuck, it was so fun.

Happy Mother's Day to specifically Skylar's mom in my novel, who is genuinely not at all inspired by my own mom.

"I'm thinking of selling my house so I can buff up my textbook collection." -Angela Clearly Bowser's new wife has a college degree.

Who is AI even for? The only people I've seen who have gotten anything out of it are lazy people, scammers, and exploitative CEOs.

Maybe about a week ago I dreamed I tweeted "GET OUT OF MY FUCKING COUNTY JEFFREY EPSTEIN" after I saw him being the manager of an Applebee's.

I don’t feel like working on this picture anymore, so I’ll just share it as it is. 👍 #vivian #papermario

I would love to sleep but my ear hurts a lot right now. I'm wondering if it's infected or something.

Getting you to not think anymore will inevitably lead to you being convinced of anything (see: the many, many cases of AI psychosis). It really makes the constant AI push feel a lot more insidious when you think about how they'll use that to convince people that it's okay to be exploited.

I see no lies here

Happy Micro May.

A list of reasons why I have trouble falling asleep: -my knee hurts -it's too hot (no matter the time of year) -restless legs -Plant is a yapfest -a story idea came to me at 4:00 AM -my body just doesn't feel like it -Plant pisses me off -wolves??? -autistic stubbornness

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