Quietly? Dude's been drama-queening around about this crap for like 6 months.

Keep it up!

Every single Forbes post I see in my feed is about some app, phone, browser, OS security thing that MUST BE FIXED IMMEDIATELY OR YOUR PHONE WILL EAT YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS WILL ALL DIE When did I miss their transition from economic and business media to clickbait city?

Also, can we please start dropping billionaires into places.... ... like pits, deep holes, and molten things?

I was a punk & industrial queer kid who's closest friends in college were mostly a bunch of deadheads.... and I HATED the grateful dead.... I'd 100% go to this show.

Woah... Nice to see there's still Republicans out there who see a world on the other side of this insanity.

And it's run by The Don(ald)

Freaking great. And with the highest compliments intended, this whole thing had a heavy Pigface vibe.

Just what airports were missing: play areas turned pandemic laboratories

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

Hey everyone - We've been given an assignment! Feel free to complete it 87 times!

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Thanksgiving lasagna was invented this afternoon. Bottom up: mashed, turkey, stuffing, turkey, spinach and mushrooms with gravy.

I remember when Ezra Klein left The Washington Post to create Vox - a platform for long form explainers on politics and worldly matters of import. Now it serves up clickbait to scare you away from your thanksgiving dinner. (spoiler: the deadly disease is high blood pressure)

The alternate story is that they likely know EXACTLY how to tweak the algorithm and moderation in the other direction.... but 'depressed and anxious' brings in more revenue than 'happy and supported'. Factories and mines are no longer grinding people to dust for profit, but this ain't much better.

Oh. Oh no. The rhythm section on the Other Side just got a bit more groovy.

Remember the woman CBP agents claimed rammed them so they had to shoot her? I know you'll all be shocked to learn they dropped the charges because CBP/ICE is consistently FULL OF SHIT

this right here

I love this for them! (and for us)

What absolute fresh hell is this abomination!?!? This is downright ghoulish

They buried the lede: The Vice President thinks housing is a right!

Neat

Perhaps the best movie made all year. Funny, touching, has the classic romcom misunderstanding, and - importantly - only 2 minutes long.

100% He always had other people, like his personal assistant, send his emails.

People are literally getting their faces surgically altered to stay in his majesty's good graces. This is PSYCHOTIC!

That's gonna be so much imaginary gas!

There's still a chance to: change your vote in the next 2 cloture procedures @durbin.senate.gov get control of your fucking caucus @schumer.senate.gov trigger a vote of no confidence in your leadership @democrats.senate.gov call on your senators to protect your neighbors' healthcare EVERYONE

Democrats just showed the Trump Administration how to own them every. single. time.

They want us poor and dead.

Why is this such an impossible lesson for centrist Democrats to learn?

Hey @durbin.senate.gov - please retire now. No need to waste everyone's time finishing out your term. You're not doing us Illinoisians any good anymore. I'm sure Pritzker can find us someone more helpful to finish your term. Go rest. Enjoy your family and free time. You've done quite enough.

Mamdani will implement Rhea law where everyone has to do what she says:

This is amazing! "The new material can also be applied on top of exposed dentine..." Not only can repair and rebuild existing enamel, but also will grow new enamel on exposed areas

Auto loan delinquency highest in 15 years... And they want to create 50 year mortgages? Fannie & Freddie are the reason that 30 year terms are viable. Now they want to try 50? The equity problem is insane - like you'd have to be insane to take a 50 year. It'd be 30+ years to get above 50% equity.

So now we have the Supreme Court ordering the government to starve people.

I mean, you know the end.... but it's still worth watching.

That psychopath is making military commissaries sell his self-branded crap. and the grift goes on.....

I'm glad Andy's around to do the things the rest of us are too weak-willed to even attempt.

Amazing

This is one of the universities Trump illegally cut funding to. This is the kind of future breakthrough we will lose out on if their research funding isn't restored. His petty personal retribution is hurting humanity.

This guy has run one of the hardest-working, joyful, inclusive, focused, and message-driven campaigns I've ever seen.

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You can do it, NYC!!!

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Here's the loser doing the stupid thing I was talking about yesterday. I would be embarrassed to even look in the mirror if I were him.

Bovino on his way out of court? Those 3rd-rate hollywood tactical scene hand signals while standing at his car? How embarrassing. What an absolute loser. www.axios.com/local/chicag...

Great play-by-play on today's court activities

“And then Jesus said, ‘let the children starve, let the poors lift themselves up by the bootstraps, let the sick die, and let the rich off the hook because the economics will trickle down.’” Matthew 34:12

How many cycles will the Dems run centrist candidates, lose, then release million-dollar reports concluding that the problem with their candidates was that they weren't centrist enough? Meanwhile progressives wiping the floor with centrists in local and state races.