Ok. These taste pretty good. The biscuit is flavoured like the pie crust and the flavouring tastes like the meat sauce.

Downloading the beacon update for NMS

One of the worst times for music was the mid 2000s when we collectively decided roots music was the most authentic and every cover (regardless of the original style) was played in the style of Jack Johnson.

The next CSI series is set in the city where you had your least favourite holiday/ travel experience. What’s the next series called? For me CSI: Prague

The Rice Bunda/Schlong Equivalence is a pretty solid observation. It notes that the countries with biggest schlongs are also countries with fattest asses. More cushion for the pushin requires more pole to reach the goal.

It’s bin night somewhere. Do yours need to go out?

I numbered all 56 candidates on the senate ballot. Worked backwards. There’s a considerable amount of candidates I don’t want to see in the senate so that made it easier but there was a tense struggle for who to put last. Democratic duty done minus the sausage. The PCYC booth is a no fuss in and out

When I’m lost in my own little world and realise I’m out in public

I have late night crumble

Shit. Nearly forgot. It’s bin night!!

Can’t wait for precedented times to return.

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid

Bought blue Pepsi by mistake. I imagine this is what toilet blue tastes like.

Back here again. Got 11 days on this next one. Boom

Found a Bahn mi place in Surfers. Was delish. 9/10 will eat again

Anyone else watching Gaga at Coachella?

🎺 of Patriots new banner just dropped

First chore of the new week starts on Sunday night. Put the bins out #ItsBinNightSomewhere

A movie you’ve seen more than 6 times

Time for Knuckles

Guy who usually sounds his La Cucaracha horn as he drives past has changed it to Thunderstruck. I’m not sure how I feel about it.

I haven’t been paying fine attention to my health so it was quite a surprise that the 3XL shirt that work ordered for me fits like a circus tent. Three days a week of being on my feet and lifting heavy things is really paying off.

I have received a boomer tech support ticket. Setting a TV up this arvo

Time for Knuckles

Saw this TikTok where the guy said supermarkets are taking advantage of you because you can’t butcher a chicken. I just had my first attempt. More of a massacre but it’s all going in a casserole which become lunches for all of next week. Whole chook was $7 at Woolies.

What's your go to Australian film to recommend to people?

Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:

Enjoy. Perverts

Me and Winnie The poo: Besties

Jake Elwood from the QLD Reconstruction authority suggesting people take measures to stay connected and keep power during extreme weather events. What I’m hearing is I need a generator and Starlink before next summer.

All the ice has melted now I’m enjoying warm beer in the dark

No supermarkets open but the rub n tugs are doing a roaring trade.

If you're going to make what are effectively public health announcements it'd be helpful if you link to an actual source (such as NSW Health). example: www.health.nsw.gov.au/environment/...

Can confirm the formal advice provided does mention using bleach and provides specific instructions for how to do so: www.tweed.nsw.gov.au/council/news...

Most of the road closures are either flooded or fallen Norfolk pines.

Parts of the Tweed are on boiled water alert. There’s waste and effluent in the water. Tweed mayor is advising all residents in affected areas to boil water or add a couple of drops of bleach to their water. I haven’t heard the bleach thing but it’s NSW Health advice.

Lights flickering. Just had to sweep the pooled water at the back door away. I’ll stay up and sweep until it’s pointless. After that we flood.

The urgency of the cyclone gave me the motivation to do all those garden jobs I keep putting off. Yard looks great. Ready to get wrecked.

Friends have lost power in Cabarita. Heeeere’s Alfie.

Is Jamie going to work Gennaro until he dies?

Now watching

They’ve suspended bin collection and I missed bin day last week. Bins gonna be fuuuuuullllll.

Me at work as a pot dealer

Sucked in to whoever is working Saturday to have to put all this back. $20 I’ll get called in Saturday

Operation quiet life is going well. Mostly it’s a balancing act. Exercise. Productivity. Creativity. I’m able to compartmentalise my week and get into states of flow. I’m writing music again. Music I’m happy with for once.

Despite the impending cyclone #ItsBinDaySomewhere

The only sales we’re making today is for potting mix. Only two people all day so far. Others are starting to learn.

Called in to work today. Shop is ready for the storm. Apparently it’s been dead quiet. Everyone’s busy panic buying

The panic buying has begun down here. All the noodles. Gone. All the long life milk. Gone. Baked beans have been devastated. No torches anywhere and places are running out of candles.