Earl
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I love Walmart!
"i feel kinda silly for admitting this but im actually really nervous, this is my first time on a cart rid-"
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like this post if you agree pencil graphite is the healthiest breakfast food
15 days ago
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i’m working on a netflix animated short series called Earl Adventures and there will be an episode where i eat a lot of food and get a hideously distended stomach for no fucking reason
about 1 month ago
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i let Omar crash at my place and he ate all my dinners without asking, that shit was from star market 💥
about 1 month ago
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do we think i could win a wrestling match against someone big and strong, like perhaps the incredible gulk
about 1 month ago
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we should replace all vegetables with rougelikes and clinically perscribed stimulants and jacking off multiple times in one morning,
about 1 month ago
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when the plumber at your house bends over to fix a pipes and his/their pants fall everywhere, all over the place, revealing his entire bum, good lord in heaven
about 1 month ago
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jimmy fallon gets an iced cream flavour BUT I DONT? ⁉️ WHAT ⁉️⁉️⁉️
about 1 month ago
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she give me a sweepjob she jerk my shit off with the broom
about 1 month ago
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saw some hotr sexy sex porn and you didnt jerk your penis
#NotVeryStrokeOfYou
about 2 months ago
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the sheer number of youtube videos i’ve seen in my fyp today with a title like “white comic slips up in front of famished black crowd, ends up buttered and basted with an apple in his mouth!” and the thumbnail just looks like this
2 months ago
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when youre eating your dry kibble and you get to the spoonful of canned pumpkin
3 months ago
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who else wants to petition that FilmCow gets canonized as Saint Steele
3 months ago
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can we please for the love of god bring back the Jeremy Renner App i’m nothing without it
3 months ago
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mozart been real quiet ever since they dropped El Polito Pio
3 months ago
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getting robo implants so that i can wordle on my butt cheeks
3 months ago
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*walks in wearing a shirt that says "I did the titanic" in large impact font and a pair of bootleg jordans with a logo that looks like this*
3 months ago
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NOOOO PUT ME BACK I WAS WATCHING HOODWINKED AND JUST GOT TO THE SCHNITZEL SONG
3 months ago
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look for me in the papers tomorrow i'm getting crunk with My Boy over Dinner
3 months ago
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I just sent charlie kirk to the phantom zone from the lego batman movie
3 months ago
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me: *stubs toe on coffee table* fuck! this has to be the DARK SOULS of tables! bendy: the ink machine
4 months ago
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I am a chef from Israel and this is my meal ❤️
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4 months ago
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dora when she tries to cross the bridge but that hairy bitch jumps out and stops her because he’s a mean peice of shit
4 months ago
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what if in the next pacific rim they used a giant mech content farm to brain rot the monsters
4 months ago
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i have a crush on a handsome young man named Video Cartridge Game, physical copy
4 months ago
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i was the first person in history to master the hands free cum, but then they stole my idea and rebranded that shit as “yoga“
4 months ago
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steve harvey: name a binary character who has secret non-binary swag contestant: Frylock from Aqua teen hunger force steve! steve: fry who from aqua team what?! *third place on the board dings and flips* *mr harvey leans on the podium for support and rubs his brow incredulously*
4 months ago
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gagoogago hafffgfgjjjjlp 🫡 ‼️ po
4 months ago
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my car is powered by special rare green fuel that’s usually only reserved for saint patricks day celebrations and post-game secret objectives
4 months ago
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you know what! fuck this! *transforms into humongous mecha earl* *begins destroying the city*
4 months ago
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Jobs are dumb why can’t i just fap and play rougelikes until i’m killed by war or disease
4 months ago
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aunt glump
4 months ago
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the masculine urge to do the super mario ground pound
4 months ago
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I like to think that Jimmy Lightning would easily fall victim to Anton Chigur
4 months ago
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Earl or no Earl 💵
4 months ago
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Earls kitchen UK
4 months ago
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minecraft earl mod
4 months ago
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earl game engine
4 months ago
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i love farming engagement and siphoning gas
4 months ago
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my butt cheeks remain undefeated
4 months ago
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SPLOOOOSH ‼️
4 months ago
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I would TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS
4 months ago
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if i had a dollar for every time
4 months ago
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mfw when meatwad spills his chocolate milk
4 months ago
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find my secret easter eggs
4 months ago
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If you cant sleep, then hit a big blunt. Even if you start panicking. Everything will be all right
5 months ago
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me watching the cult classic movie 9: finally, a heterosexual movie for us guys without any woke bullshit
5 months ago
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i apologize for that irate skeet about undertale, i just had a big splinter the size of a cork in the bottom of my foot and it was making me go berzerk mode.
5 months ago
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pen pen triicelon is a perfectly fine game if you ignore the fact that Slenderman was on the development team
5 months ago
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how did undertale change my life? it turned my wallet into a wallet with ten less dollars!!!!!!!! *slurps a big gulp from seven eleven* *belches loudly*
5 months ago
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