Jason T. Kocher
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over 1 year ago
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Widows Bay is so exceedingly mediocre. I can't wait until Stephen Root's character dies so that I can stop watching.
2 days ago
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Oh no. Both Stephen Root AND Toby Huss are in this shitty show? I will, unfortunately, have to continue watching it then.
2 days ago
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After a few years hiatus, a very good way for Doctor Who to return would be to have an episode with many charismatic and quirky characters involved in a whodunnit and you don't know which one is the new Doctor until the end.
5 days ago
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Congrats to Brindy and the Carolina Hurricanes!
9 days ago
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The Stanley Cup is safely - VERY safely - in the hands of the Tall Man from "Phantasm".
9 days ago
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Today, I am celebrating the Knicks NBA Championship by watching 10 hours of Polish films. Krzysztof Kieślowski's "Dekalog".
#knicks
#poland
#absurdity
#periphery
9 days ago
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Dear New York City, Please do not have the Knicks parade on Monday 6/15/26. I have a very important hair appointment scheduled downtown and I do not want my travel complicated. Sincerely, Jason T. Kocher
10 days ago
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Congratulations to the Knicks. They are incredible players that unfortunately play for a city I hate that I live in...
10 days ago
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I regret to inform everyone that... ...I have regained empathy. Oh dear...
10 days ago
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Don't tell Krzysztof Kieślowski, but I chose to buy a Blu-ray of his series "Dekalog" instead of "Blackadder: Back and Forth". He's a huge Mr. Bean fan, so...
10 days ago
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Trying very hard to get excited about buying a DVD of "Blackadder: Back & Forth". Much hemming and hawing.
12 days ago
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Sure, sure... The Knicks game was amazing... But what about my super clever Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band joke?
13 days ago
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I miss me.
13 days ago
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I am learning to play the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band's "The Intro and the Outro" on Didgeridoo.
13 days ago
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This is the second time in the last few months where I've spontaneously had a strong urge to rewatch Krzysztof Kieślowski's "Dekalog" which I didn't LOVE love, but it keeps creeping back into my head every so often.
16 days ago
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I believe the NBA Finals are rigged, a conspiracy to make it intolerable for me to continue living in New York City.
16 days ago
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I was looking up ways to deal with a panic attack and Google suggested Laughter & Joy. That made me laugh. It didn't help.
16 days ago
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I like to think of myself as the Chevy Chase of comedy.
17 days ago
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I'm looking forward to reading "The Neverending Story" THE BOOK to learn why I should hate "The Neverending Story" THE MOVIE.
18 days ago
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For research in writing my sequel to "The Neverending Story" - starring Beck and Bjork - I am rewatching "Raiders of the Lost Ark", "Dark City", and "Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday".
19 days ago
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I deeply suspect that the Childlike Empress in "The Neverending Story" upon being named Moon Child by Bastion, while outwardly polite, couldn't help but mutter in her mind, "Oof."
19 days ago
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Hey Google. Does "The Neverending Story" have a post-credits stinger?
19 days ago
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In my sequel to "The Neverending Story" the hero rides Falkor the luckdragon to Wawa to buy a Powerball ticket.
19 days ago
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Pretty sure Gmork's whole problem was just that someone named him Gmork.
#theneverendingstory
19 days ago
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I'm remaking "The Never Ending Story" exactly the same as it was. Shot for shot. But I'm going to spell all their names wrong.
19 days ago
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I think one of the most important evolutionary traits, regardless of species, has got to be the ability to reproduce.
20 days ago
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I'd like to think that if I was in TRON, I would fight for the users...but I don't know...
21 days ago
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Can you imagine being such a huge fan of John Oliver that you're willing to go see him at a show where you'll also be forced to see Seth Myers perform? That's a true fan.
23 days ago
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If you think you might actually be cake... You better be sure before you...
24 days ago
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I am petitioning Congress to let Garak into the Q Continuum.
24 days ago
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Andrew Robinson sighting in "Spider-Noir". I LOOOOOOOVE that man!
24 days ago
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Who is your least-hated Care Bear?
24 days ago
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Who is your least favorite member of The State?
24 days ago
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Christopher Lloyd should play an old Lukas Haas in his biopic.
24 days ago
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I have such chemistry.
26 days ago
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I'm binging "Fernwood Tonight" to try to better remember Fred Willard's name.
28 days ago
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While watching "The Man Who Fell to Earth" I put a bumper sticker on the back of my head that read: "I'd rather be watching 'Sleeper.'"
30 days ago
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Rip Torn's character in "The Man Who Fell to Earth" should have been played by Charles Grodin instead. Denied seeing Charles Grodin's penis. The story of my life.
30 days ago
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"The Man Who Fell to Earth" and "Drop Dead Fred" make for a great double feature.
30 days ago
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It's a shame Buck Henry passed away. I'd like to see a boxing match between him and Mel Brooks.
about 1 month ago
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I'm watching "The Man Who Fell to Earth" for the first time. Who in the hell would have sex with David Bowie? I just don't get it. Buck Henry though...
about 1 month ago
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I'm going downtown to get a reverse Babalú. So many forms!
about 1 month ago
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Looking at old pictures from the 1960s, I can't help but think that it was probably really smelly.
about 1 month ago
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Incompatibly compatible, I think I think therefore I may as well be... ...even though I don't actually.
about 1 month ago
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I have decided to become an inventor. I am working on creating the world's first disposable diamond. Any interested investors out there?
about 1 month ago
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Tears Air & Signal Meat Bone Electricity Hardly Anyone Knows
about 1 month ago
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I'm 1/4 Duck on my cousin's side...
about 1 month ago
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Alright... Seriously though... Stephen Colbert is a massive talent... ...but late night is a sickeningly mediocre format.
about 1 month ago
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You are the Guinan to my Q.
about 1 month ago
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For every three Newhart homage endings, someone has to do a St. Elsewhere homage ending. Thems the rules.
about 1 month ago
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