Jane Cod on her way to get us all cool GPUs and lots of RAM from one of those AI datacenters.

What do you mean mobile games are now within 60 gigabyte range? Gravity Defied on my Siemens C75 took only 62kb back in the day.

Git, Perforce, TortoiseSVN, Syncthing, Visual Studio 2022, Slack, OpenVPN, PuTTy, WinSCP Installing and learning how to handle all these things at the same time just so I can add one sound into somebody's project. Gamedev is hell and sound designers are burning the brightest in here.

I guess we'll find this out in live production environment and get fired from the project by tanking the framerates with ultra realistic audio 😎

Any professional, experienced Unreal Engine audio designers and engineers following me? I'd like to know how expensive native convolution reverb actually is. I did a ton of tests both on regular stereo and true stereo on a single submix, and I see almost no CPU time increase.

Had to take down this joke on Twitter because it kept tanking my visibility due to forbidden word. All hail our algorithmic overlords!

I'm not exaggerating when I say that this is the first game in a decade that I'm a part of that actually got properly announced and is in 'full-steam ahead' production.

My favorite indie game dev trope is when a senior of a certain skill starts and leads the project, so even before the game hits its alpha stage it already heavily excels in one area and has either impeccable UI, insane animations, convoluted sound design systems, juicy VFX, or something else.

Hello, inflation fetish artist? I'd like to commission a picture of a stable economy.

On the first day of 2026 I'm going to clean up the Downloads folder. This is not a joke.

Didn't kill myself in 2025 and sure as shit ain't doing it this year.

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On Discord, working on sounds for a game, thinking out loud: "I have no clue how to make a sound for a donut being eaten. It's soft, it doesn't even crunch..." My buddy instantly unmutes, about 200% volume: "GLAZE CAN CRUNCH VERY SOFTLY, YOU JUST LACK DONUT SKILLS. GO GET SOME."

If you've ever seen this video circulating on Discord (thumbnail *may* vary), know that I am the one who made it, and John Whinfield, who now lives at Glitch Productions' recording studio, voiced it.

I've been waiting for you since 2012...

In Sam's latest Helldivers-flavored tax return fraud, I'm voicing a dude in a hazmat suit. To nobody's surprise, really. I also did the sound. Probably. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuJ4...

This exact post on Twitter scared the algorithm so much with its profanity that I had to remove it, otherwise it was tanking my visibility, lmao

Rendering movies with holy shit by what the fuck aspect ratio at who the fuck cares frames per second and fuck it shutter speed.

Valve, what the hell

Ignore this, just uploading one of my R&D tests to see how Bsky will handle 2.35:1

I'm the music composer and sound designer of this game.

Underpaid and overworked, organism craves crab potato chips

I'm (very, very slowly) making a standalone game that relies quite strongly on ZScript, and I can confirm that so far it works flawlessly with UZDoom, from launch to intro to gameplay. So yeah, might as well just migrate the entire project. (Pre-alpha, everything is subject to change etc. etc.)

We use stock photography and Source Filmmaker in this house.

I am once again encouraging you all to develop your own homepages. No matter how skilled you are, no matter how good or bad it'll look, it'll be entirely yours. Your thoughts, your media, your files, on your terms.

My honest reaction to Season One trailer. Please use this picture responsibly.

Real

Legit feels like cheating on your wonderful wife with your unhinged ex. Nothing but post-coital regret and emptiness after this hook up.

I like my Battlefield medics like I like my women: hot and eager to pick me up.

Trillions of dollars spent on fucking up the Start menu, yet regedit is still slow as hell. Microsoft, get your shit together, or get fucked.

My fellow musicians, I just broke the oath to never update software in the middle of a project. I knew the risks, and yet, I brought instability and chaos into my domain. My plugins, who served me faithfully for centuries, no longer recognize the settings I granted them. I am immensely saddened...

Forced myself to get at least some creative output going, so here's Battlefield-flavored tomfoolery.

Men in Black series' intro goes so hard that on YouTube it's the most replayed part in every episode

Just for your information, for 55 billion US dollars I could develop absolutely unprecedented alcoholism.

Deus Ex remaster looks like one of those "HD" mods you'd find on ModDB circa 2006-2008.

Removed social media apps from my phone. I'm trying to cold turkey my doomscrolling addiction and overall reduce all this crap to a minimum. Hopefully I'll regain my ability to lock the fuck in as well.

Big day today in the world of graphic and web design.

Every piece of smut now should be a comic, even if it's just two panels, starting with every person involved collectively addressing the viewer and explaining that they all consent to what comes next.

My personal file format tier list.

According to YouTube's restricted mode, all I did was release an album, do a face reveal, compose a soundtrack, drop a silly animated sketch, and then just fucked off into oblivion. Lead project manager at YouTube probably faints every time somebody says "Fuck" in their presence.

Users of Microsoft products know every single swear word in existence.

I like strong women.

Activision are so desperate to get me to play Call of Duty this year, they deployed a corpogoth baddie. Sorry, but my Pax Armata engineer wife is the sole owner of my heart.

Yup, classic "only in Battlefield" stuff.

At times Battlefield 6 turns into absolute damn cinema. Love it.

Buying a keyboard be like ultra mega gamer wireless keyboard 9001 with 500 keys + all possible media keys + programmable keys, lcd displays, built-in coffee machine, and 100 million colors rgb lighting vs cheap undying shit k120

31. Despite everything, the light within me refuses to fade.

Remember, kids gist.github.com/SMUsamaShah/...

I can't draw nor model anything complicated, so I kitbash out of available assets and render sprites in SFM (S2). #screenshotsaturday #gzdoom #sfm