i haven’t been posting on here bc dan and phil haven’t done a sponsorship with us 💔

i told u we’d have a yaoi dragon

forgot this existed sorry

sorry i haven’t been active i’ve been mourning nord

an honor, truly.

can’t believe nord and i did a collab and then their account got suspended forget enemies to lovers trope are we doomed by the narrative

they also answered my preshow question i cannot say which one or else my true identity will be revealed but just know it made everyone laugh

dragon city just met dan and phil

do dan and phil know they’re meeting the dragon city bluesky account tonight

gonna take a shot before titwang tomorrow in honor of nordvpn

i’m going to perform a seance for nordvpn

WHERE DID NORD GO???

if u saw me post the nordcity promo on a different account no u didn’t

NEW DRAGON CITY x NORDVPN PROMOTION!!!! Scan the QR code below to redeem your special offer of brand new defensive attacks, a NordVPN dragon, and your very own OLD MAN YAOI DRAGON!!! Promotion also includes 20k food and 35k gold!!! This promo is only happening for 69 minutes so ACT FAST!!!

AmazingPhil and wife Janice have divorced, but don’t worry! Dragon City is here! With the QR code in the thread below, you can have the limited edition Divorced Phil banner flag!! You will also receive 15,000 food and 30,000 gold!!

dan saying he’d marry us and phil saying he’d have a big orgy with us nord and opera browser and yet they won’t respond to our emails

If we get 100 followers we’ll add old man yaoi to the game

AmazingPhil has followed us!! So glad he found us :) why are you not following us @danielhowell.bsky.social

me and ur mom

looked at the prices again and sighed

Should we make a lion collectable? 👀

They look so real here :(

christmas music playing in the office i think i have to kill myself

So who wants to buy me MCR tickets

I love chappell roan

BIG NEWS DAN AND PHIL FANS!!! We’ve been working on a new surprise collectable JUST FOR YOU!!! The boys may need to bring out the Announcement Moose for this one 😉

Breeding is part of the wondrous circle of life! However, we do accept your apology, NordVPN. Let us let bygones be bygones. Here at Dragon City we deepy appreciate your mission to provide safety to your customers, truly commendable work! even if your standard plan is about $156 for just one year

Everyone has their highs and lows, ranks aren’t everything! What really matters is the experience we bring to the audience, we’ve helped provide iconic Dan and Phil content to the fans both in their uploads and in our game! Dragon City is easy to use and our content isn’t stuck behind a paywall! <3

Haha! That’s too funny they’re my favorite business partners too! We actually go all the way back to 2015, can you believe it??

They look like they wanna give u 15,000 food, 30,000 gold, a new dragon and the DanAndPhilGAMES banner flag

Do you have a problem with me Nord? Be honest

@danielhowell.bsky.social @philiplester.bsky.social let me sponsor u again bbgs

Wasn’t gonna drink tn but I’m missing Dan and Phil like a mf

New dragons coming soon!!! Stay tuned 😉