bald pussy

kash doing a true crime podcast in real time

trump's gov't just put a missile defense system into the hands of AI. into the hands of this

anyone good at fucking with AI command wise? This is the extent of my tech abilities

jerry senfeld: "what's the deal with calling people pedophiles?....actually the term is Ephebophilia"

training MetaAI

It's crazy they made another terrible Jurassic Park movie. One great one and 6 awful ones. Like they took Jaws and factored in inflation

huh. i guess if you run on doing good things you can actually win an election. who'duv thunk

Hoping for the rest of his time on the earth to be nothing but horrific suffering and excruciating pain. At least the children of Gaza can find a tiny speck of solace in the fact that ol' Joe will be rotting away in the fires of Hell for eternity. inshallah

becoming a congressman to start the Suck Caucus (Vacuum "Right to Repair" legislation)

whatchin we oawwn dis city whall drinkin a cuppa wudder (go durrrty burds, go oarrrles)

I refuse to ever turn on notifications on any social media app. i will never reply to you on your schedule, I'll respond 5 days later and you can fuckin deal with it jabroni

all the tech dystopian movies about AI always posited that it would be smarter than us. no one considered that the AI would be substantially dumber than us

all i want is to have a president who doesn't have donkey brains. just one. all i ask

it really makes it obvious that for right wingers the cruelty is explicitly the point. It's an ideology thats based entirely on being energy vampires that feed on others suffering

Flintstones style "well its a living" but its my girlfriend and shes about to have sex with me

i'm still stuck on how proud they were on taking analog data tapes and transferring them to digital will save money because (?) and poor steve albini is turing over in his grave rn

this is the best reply I've ever received on bluesky

I dont want to scare anyone but i like work for the Bank and they're almost out of money. They said tomorrow morning is the last time for anyone to take out their money before there's no more money at the Bank. where i work.

Baja fish tacos and Jamaican cod fritters

@sanantoniospurs.bsky.social hey why is your mascot pantsless and in a visible k-hole?

Holy shit, the Severance finale. Almost would rather they don't do a 3rd season. Shit ends like an Italian neo-realist film or some shit. Like just have it end like this, it's perfect

hey uh looking at Betar and the Israeli fasc bat brigade, uh where you at Antifa? You guys break up the band or something?

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if its domestic terrorism to blow up a ku klux klown kar then just call me osama bin lovin this

twitter has died. but from within the cracks a flower still blooms nitter.poast.org/TrueAnonPod/...

The Matthew Lesko Story staring Eric Roberts directed by Gregg Turkington (runtime 101 minutes)

me in Dr. Acula's office: "lol like that mitch hedberg joke" Dr. Acula: "You have terminal rectal cancer. You have 3 months to live"

Devour feculence

Robert Morris, Texas megachurch pastor and former Trump adviser, indicted for child sex crimes.

I support all groups dedicated to the complete destruction of the AmeriKKKan state and also All ICE agents are child porn enthusiasts with microdicks

Apparently there's some odd limits to "free speech" on Facebook, specifically if it's a post that makes pissbaby Elon Musk mad @fboversight.bsky.social whats up with this shit bruh? tf?

It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!

Elon Musk can be contacted directly at his office email: [email protected]

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Franklin "Fred" Dunkinfiegelstienborgën-Doüghnut, German-american founder of Dunking Doughnuts, first started in Boston Massachusetts in early 1946 for some reason

not even. like Obama pretended to be vaguely left before he ditched public option and let all the bankers off. now they're like "umm Mr. Trump you are no George W. Bush, we need to return"

his visage is grotesque. vomit inducing. like i hate having to see this creep's stupid fucking face every day. for the love of god someone do the thing. super mario that bitch

the key to understanding all of this is Elon Musk got molested by his dad right?

keeping this country safe from fentanyl by selling gas station oxycontin

*judas priest voice* "ksum nole llik, ksum nole llik"

Ghislaine Illuminati

CIA agent: just checking in how operation jelly rollout is going Jellyroll: I ate six bearclaws and now I'm writing a song about being sad CIA agent: again?

Glenngarry Jeff Ross and it's about selling Comedy Central roast jokes