LOVE it when everyone shows up to play the damn game

Out at 4th! Probably couldn’t have beaten anyone above us but very pleased with our play Very fun event, I’ll be back to NorCalKnockOut next year!

Pound for pound, one of the funniest combos I’ve ever cooked up trying to find something stable for the tournament

Can not wait to get to the venue for NCKO need some offline in my blood rn after all this talk

#2XKO_JINX #2XKO_AHRI Teamfight fuse OPTIMAL COMBO DO NOT STEAL!!

Can’t help but smile seeing a bunch of solo players crash out about 2XKO Teamfight Duos have been tanking the insane challenge of combining two entire different players’ entire history and trauma into one gameplan generously every meta so far, NGL today isn’t about you, solos 🤣

Work gave me overtime on the night Teamfight fuse drops that’s how I know I have powerful haters 🙂‍↔️ Not gonna stop me

Tournament time soon! NCKO and ComboBreaker back to back ✌️

Discord is down no one will see me absolutely chilling outside

Double string instrument family with loudspeaker doing some insane loud cover of classic 90s hip hop AND ED SHEERAN what the FUCK are people doing on the train with a captive audience AND THEYRE SHARP AS HELL ON THE STRING GIVE THE KID LESSONS FIRST LMAO

Booking some travel now that 2XKO Duos are Hollywood, where are we staying for EVO FGC?? I did Westgate last year and it wasn’t bad but it was a little sleepy Resorts World always has a little afterparty but I get the feeling I might as well just show up at night for that?

Karaoke tonight When you were young Diary of Jane

Feeling like I need to make more cryptic posts on here for fun Been a little too intelligible lately

Lets fucking go, top 5 on the STS2 daily on duos 💪

Why the word “libido” for sex drive? Word sounds like it’s never had sex in its entire life Sexless word

No doubt one of the most exhausting single days of my career 13 hours and high pressure Bout to sleep like a rock

Daigo vs Mena Both players are phenomenal Legends don’t need to be coddled 45 isnt too old to compete There’s little better for competition in the FGC than a FT10 that actually swings back and forth Gaining and losing ground + why is worth study Thanks for fighting 🙏

Waking up over an hour early every day for two weeks definitely fucks me up 🙂‍↔️ Almost done with this, just gotta get through this week

Mai Tai, Mai Tai!

People straight up smoking weed at the Taqueria at lunch 🤣🤨 Burrito came out quick though time to eat

I was doing a Freaky Friday bit where me and my duo @chilynnn.bsky.social were playing each others’ characters as an experiment And a Master rank Yasuo player lost to me BAD, went back to char select and select-mashed Ahri until it timed out IDK what to say You are a hotdog player 🤣🫵

I’m seeing Strive players post about game design/balance again I can save you all time ArcSys would nerf your character to unplayable JUST to see YOU SPECIFICALLY hurt and unable to cope JUST to hurt you It can ruin their game as long as YOUR season is over Hope that helps!

Legendary pistol in a looter shooter called “Dunning’s Kruger”

New Strive update hit and I’ve just been getting in there and pressing throw for the thrill of it, no cancels no nothing if I’m wrong I should take 70% this is what it’s all about No throw tech PRC slop defense either, just you and me and this throw tech They saved guilty gear

The escalator stopped as I got on the second step today Nothing’s right now that Slashback is over

Another great Slashback So good to see everyone 👋

The crowd cheering twice as loud for Tene drinking as doing the most fucked Zato offense imaginable is KILLING ME

Just got to Slashback and it is raining like a motherfucker

Got top 8 Deeps Mystery at Slashback and all I got was this Chocolate Bunny

Slashback in less than 24 hours!!

The Strive patch is actually so good I’ve said a few times “I gave up on the game when they launched HC and I forgave them when they gave me Asuka” but that’s because they’re both freaks that live outside of FGs This is what a genuine “back to basics” patch requires

Alright fine Everyone convinced me I’ll go back to playing Leo in Strive I’ll do it for the fans

Accidentally ended up starring in The Birds

Just smelled a perfume that I was having a hard time placing, but felt distinctly nostalgic What I was thinking of was Bubble Yum Cotton Candy, I’m sure of it 🤣

Earthquake Felt

I am April’s Fool, I just don’t take any months off

Yes Snake! The Fool’s Equinox! For the next 24 hours any post is just as likely a complete farce as an earnest message! You would have to check which country a poster is from to tell the difference - and I just deleted the only field on Bluesky that would let you know!!!

2XKO directly supporting locals with incentives Would be great to see this catch on with more games

I got one that’s gonna piss some people off but it’s a simple fact Blueberry pancakes are way above chocolate pancakes Way above It’s a matter of taste

Wish it wasn’t so damn hard to keep up with everyone Never enough time in the day, but I love how many people I’ve been able to see lately, thanks for your time ✌️

POV you interrupted my first drink of the night for some bullshit

Maybe I’m the friend that’s too woke but I don’t think there’s anything “Epic” about the layoffs

I’ve been cooking so much lately I might be pansexual

A phrase I’ve heard a lot about players of mid tier characters over the years “[Character] players just play so crazy” Yeah man This one doesn’t have the clean and breezy win conditions your top tier has You have to make it muddier as you go down tier and exploit the player

Another person asked me what mixes with Malort today I told them “not really”

It was right in front of you Food competition pig game where you fight to eat out of the trough Called “Friendslop”

Got my tickets to Undertale Symphony 🙂‍↕️

Do not ever use another game’s patch to promote games you like Never ever works 🙂‍↔️ You have a way better chance showing up on a random Tuesday with a beer and a copy of the game

Blue Sky