I JUST WANNA EAT MY FUCKING PUPUSAS. GOT DAMN!

TIGHT

Welp. Here goes nothing

“What would we do if we moved into a house in San Antonio” “Same thing we would do in 1961” “….be segregated”?

Why the hell do yall be speeding to work? That don’t feel like a form of extreme dick riding to you?

Debpts vs no debpts

“Instant Physical Man - when he see you, it’s on sight! 😀”

STRAIGHT OUT OF CALCUTTA

GOD HAS SMILED UPON ME!

I fucking hate the word “kiddos”.

FINNA HAVE A MENTY B

Got on Wellbutrin for weight loss, but it’s working like it’s intended….yikes. What do that mean?

Yall still don’t shut the fuck up in the movies?

Whew Lordy I got a long way to go

“Need one last strudel drizzle, I’m so sorry”.

I miss Beyonce already. I wanna go again

Lemme see the meat in the lavs

Why are all the really good locticians who do loc extensions in New York????

I keep accidentally locking my hair up. Is this a sign 🤔

Hmmmmmmmm

Who got $3k I can hold. Cash app $KennCortez

How could I be related to someone so forgetful? I’ve never met anyone THAT forgetful. You could write the instructions and reminders out for her and she’d still forget

It’s always a fucking ordeal with this family

I’ve got to move

I did not get a single moment to myself today. Ugh

Imagine you come home, take your wig off, and start to detangle your hair. Then your child says “mommy I’m hungry”. Hell nawl

Salamanachiza

I got to start drinking clove tea again 🫤

I really hope I look good in this blonde wig….bc I can’t take it back

“Line ya gums with the Parmesan from the fries”

“Her name was Linly with 2 other white bitches who were theatered up for Christ”

Oooooweee I’m finna get micro locs fr fr

White people will try anything except for being a good person

I have 2 Beyonce tickets for Houston if anyone needs them!

Do young Black girls not like Beyonce anymore? What is going awwwwnnnnnn?

GNC IS HELD TO THE HIGHEST STANDARD

I eat Mexican food! Chipotle! Torchy’s! Taco Bell!

Omg. I still sound like an off-brand Beyonce

I need a gym where trucks based upon your citizenship skills in school. Bc a lot of yall don’t know how to behave

Yeahhh I’m finna get sister locks or sumn. Tired of doing my hair

I hate people who can’t hear for shit

White women are sinister

PROLONGED EYE CONTACT

Wanna get into Parable of the Sower…but I am scared

Beep

Love when older people say “reboot the system” when there’s a computer problem

Feels like I’m in a bad sitcom

This Cecred hoodie is mad comfortable. It was gonna be my desk jacket….but…. This finna stay at home

Where are yalls coats? Are we not experiencing the same weather?!!!!!!