JD Couchfucker Vance closed off the I-5. We will never forgive you for that.

Has Charlie Kirk been canonized yet?

Who died and put Trump, Putin, Xi, Modi and Orban in charge? Fucktards.

Fargin ICEholes. Sons of benches. Bastages. --Roman Moroni.

When will we see the ICEholes start tattooing numbers onto people in their custody?

Ketamine v. Adderall, who wins?

J Rub is doing her best :)

Imagine if every time Trump signed an illegal executive order, a bunch of cosplaying thugs handcuffed him and rendered him off to prison for life in El Salvador, never to golf again.

Not all floating objects are arks.

June 14 should be named "Motherfucker's Day"

June 14 shall hereby be known as Felon Day and celebrated with military parades.

We should privatize the Supreme Court. Oh wait....

Trump promised to faithfully execute all the laws.

Mood.

—Ronald Reagan is finally right about something.

"Mr. Putin. Go ahead and put up that wall." --Ronald Reagan

I will pay $100 to the first journalist who tells Trump at a live news conference on TV: "You're a fucking liar". That should fix things.

It should be a crime for cops to try to trick you out of your constitutional rights.

Mood.

Joe's pardon of Hunter is a fine example of originalism. He did exactly what the founders of this country intended.

Green flashing you.

The Constitution has holes in it big enough to drive an orange turd through.