( it is a very nice helmet, though. he wasn't actually aware that this came off; was the boy sure he was a robot? he's pretty sure robots don't have hair. at least not the ones he's met. ) ( he's just sort of hugging the helmet at this point, it's not as small as piggy, but it'll do. )

( said child looks very troubled by the news! not on any of his maps? well, that just doesn't make any sense!! ) ( he would very much like to go home, now. ) ...okay. ( the mention of siblings intrigues him; he's an only child, after all. )

( little hands clutch the helmet tightly, expression just barely portraying the worry of a very lost, very scared, child. ) ( he mumbles an "okay," and he knows lazytown is a very small town. so that must be the reason! ) ( petting the helmet, perhaps a little self-soothingly. )

no, it is definitely mine. ( his name *is* spoilero, even if he never mentioned it. ) ( he frowns at enker's words, crossing his arms in his little car. huff! the nerve!! ) ( well, the sooner he is back in lazytown, the better! )

WHAT! but that's not right! lazytown does exist!! ( ohh... this is very, very bad! he will be late, very, very late! and he won't be able to play with his friends! ) ( this is very bad!!! he is **lost!!!** ) i don't know!! 💧💧

ohhhh! ( yes, he can very clearly see practically all of his friends doing that exact definition! ) that makes sense, yes...

really? ( he looks interested! ) what is a "stimming"?

( in... out.. in... out... ) ( his hands lightly tap against the steering wheel of his tiny car. ) what are you doing with your helmet?

i did not stutter! ( he very much did not, thank you very much. ) it's *mine!* ( ohhhh boy. )

i do take breaths! ( he is doing what mega says, though. something about the blue boy reminds him of sportacus! he's very sure they'd get along. ) see?

driving my car, obviously! i was on my way to stephanie's house, since she got a new trampoline that just has to be mine! ( he puffs his cheeks as if what he just said was the most obvious thing in the world. )

oh. ( okay. um. in his defense he's seven. ) ...well i do not know where lazytown is! i am very lost!!!

but i do not give anything!! 💧💧 what am i giving!!!! ( AHH!! where is piggy... oh, no, he left piggy in his bedroom. it's fine. )

( ohh.. an internal map would be very, very useful. he thinks he should tell pixel to make him something like that. tell? no, he's supposed to ask, right..? oh, he can contemplate that later! ) i am not fretting! ( he is. ) ( just a little. )

lazytown! but... i'm not sure where that is from here!!! 💧

( nc ) IM LOOOOOSTTT ☹️☹️☹️

...well my father is, um... busy, i think. i was supposed to meet up with my friends! ohhh.. ( he hums to himself, making a troubled expression. how on earth did he end up in new york!! )

( well, he isn't very sure how he got here. it is making him kind of nervous, though. oh, he hates being lost! ) ohhh... hmm... this is quiiite the predicament. 💧 ( he has such a strange manner of speaking.. )

LET'S JUST SAY...

new york? ( glancing around AGAIN... maybe he shouldn't have left his reading glasses at home again... ) ...um.

( blink. ) ( after a moment, he does end up shaking mega's hand. ) no, it is *my* pleasure! ( ok man. )

( well it is HIS car, and therefore it needs to be very, very fancy and advanced! ) home, of course! ( glancing around briefly. ) ...i think i may have taken a wrong turn, though. this does NOT look anything like lazytown!

( staaaare .. in HIS opinion, he's seen cooler robots. ) well, *my* name is stingy!

i AM very lost, thank you for noticing! ( he nods his head at enker, driving his little car in a circle, parking in front of the stranger... he looks very disgruntled for a seven year old. )

( looking him up and down. judgmentally? ) hmmm...

( he most definitely DOES. what are you a COP?! )

( riding in on a comedically small, yellow toy car )

⠀⠀ HE'S⠀SO⠀MAJESTIC!⠀⭐