"Sure, The President Said He'd End The War In Ukraine In 24 Hours But He Didn't Specify Which 24 Hours", Press Secretary Karoline Levitt Reminds Dumbass Media

He drinks a whiskey drink He drinks a vodka drink He drinks a lager drink He drinks a cider drink He sends a text that remind him of the war plans He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes #Hegseth

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