After a Federal Judge nullifies Trump’s slush fund, J6er Chris Quaglin misquotes the history of the “founding of ISIS” and threatens “it will happen again” if J6ers are not paid.

Lindsey Graham dies and later the same day they release a picture of Mitch McConnell recovered. That man ate Lindsey’s soul.

Hate ages you. It’s why we see the rise of “Mar-a-Lago face”. They try to prevent becoming the Crypt Keeper by 40 but instead end up looking like a claymation eldritch horror. For reference, I’m 43…

A supernatural being threatening you with punishment being the only reason you don’t fuck road kill is not the argument you think it is

The reaper draws Lindsey Graham’s card before Mitch McConnell’s.

Conservatives: “Veterans should be able to concealed carry without having to take a class and we can let them guard schools.” Meanwhile your average veteran:

Jake Lang assaulted a woman in LA & got rocked. But that’s not what I want to talk about. This shows you exactly what I mean when I call people like Jake a cosplaytriot. Still no plates & not even fitted or worn properly.

It’s come out that MAGA lap dog James Wood attempted to pick up a 16 year old, at the time, girl in a restaurant and transport her across state lines. When she informed him she was 16, he replied “even better”. He has since gone private on Twitter.

Trump wants SCOTUS to review the birthright citizenship case again. He claims his reason is billboards advertising birth tourism in places like Mexico. “Weird” he doesn’t care about it when Russians were advertising birth tourism and using his properties.

If you are wondering how things are going over on Twitter…Elon Musk’s AI, Grok, main purpose is still making sexual images for perverts and pedophiles.

Bro was so upset he didn’t get a reply he had to come back a week later and try again 🤣

Graham Planter has announced a suspension of his campaign and he is filing paperwork to withdraw from the race finally.

The White House once again proving the meme.

Hey I’m about to give Mitchell McConnell a call and check in on him. Y’all have anything you want me to ask?

The fact that senators from the same party as Mitch McConnell don’t know about his condition is a big problem. Or…it’s a lie and they are hiding it. Both choices show how fucked this Congress is with MAGA loyalists running it. But seeing as Mike Lee has no problem lying in the past…

Me: What are they saying about Mitch McConnell’s medical condition? “He is brain dead.” Me: Right. But what are they saying about his medical condition?

Nolan Wells was found dead on an island after being left there by his “friends” You don’t just leave your friend on an island without his phone. If they came with you, they leave with you. Investigate the so called “friends”

A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

This really shouldn’t need an explanation

Patriot Front, a far right neo-Nazi group, is marching in DC, some carrying confederate flags, demanding the deportation of immigrants. Trump’s Great American State Fair is finally getting the large crowd of his supporters he wanted.

Washington’s desk is designed as a partner desk. Meaning the host and the guest side both have drawers. The style of desk is still made today and listed as a “Washington Desk”. For as much as MAGA propagandists claim to love our country they know very little of its history.

So that white dude who got shot because he wouldn’t stop trying to approach the black woman he was in an argument with…they are already trying to make him the next Austin Metcalf.

Everyone is freaking out about Mitch McConnell not being seen in office. It’s okay, his staff said he is recovering and working remotely. What y’all probably didn’t know is the GOP has a convalescence office that party members can use when they need to recover. I’m sure he feels right at home. /s/

Per Steven Crowders own logic on the 14th Amendment he is not “as American as you or me.” Crowder was born in Detroit to Canadian parents who moved him back to Canada at the age of three. He grew up in Canada and returned to the US as an adult.

So the two people who climbed the Empire State Building with the banner for their proposal is a Netflix marketing stunt (it appears.)

MAGA: “Someone from China can just come to the US, have a baby and invade our country.” Fun Fact: MAGA didn’t care about birthright citizenship when it was Russians using Trump properties to arrange 50-100k USD “Birth Tourism Packages”.

SCOTUS has refused to hear Trump’s appeal for one of the cases that found him civilly libel for sexually abusing and defaming E. Jean Carroll. None of the Justices, including the ones appointed by Trump, dissented This means that Carroll will receive the 5 million USD verdict she is entitled to.

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well-known is this: 'Never go in a game of gay chicken against a bisexual'

I think it is a good day to remind you…

MAGA Livestreamer Manny, whose real name is Gian Rachtelli, was arrested at Trump’s “The Great American State Fair” after being caught masturbating during an acrobatic performance. Three witnesses reported Manny to Park Police.

Trump’s The Great American State Fair set records with 10s of people in attendance.

Federal ICE agents tracked down and confronted Paigelynne Gonyea, while she was working at a polling place and demanded she delete a post about Renée Good’s murderer, Jonathan Ross. Gonyea posted “I think today is a great day for Jonathan to be indicted.”

Don Lemon’s lawyer issued a statement. He was arrested by federal agents. Conservatives have been calling for Lemon’s arrest because he reported on an anti-ICE protest at a church. A constitutional protected activity. Trump continues to violate the constitution.

Pro Tip: if you leave your empty cart in the middle of the walkway aisle and walk 20 feet away, it’s officially abandoned. You don’t get to yell “that’s mine” when someone tries to move it.

The distance people will go to sell their own souls.

Rob Schneider, 62, and wife Patricia, 37, have divorced.

For a religion that claims that all sins are equal in the eyes of god, its followers sure like to act like their “sins” in the eyes of the law are somehow better because they were born here.

Trumps personal militia is trying to start an international incident. Ecuador reports an ICE agents attempted to enter its consulate in Minneapolis. When told to leave one of the ICE agents threatened to “grab” the consulate staffer.

We have agencies and team for international security. There is no reason for ICE to be acting in an international security assignment.

Puts off running the generator as long as possible to conserve resources. Realized that “as long as possible” has passed. Turns on generator and power is restored while running the extension cords. Let’s see how long it lasts this time.

A US citizen killed a legal Ukrainian immigrant and they are using it as a justification for ICE.

“Shall not be infringed” Conservative chuds: “it doesn’t say the government can’t kill you for having a gun”

Even though none of the goals “Q” claimed were going to happen under Trump has come to fruition, people still cling to the conspiracy theory. The Great Awakening was three periods within American Evangelicalism. Now it is a Qanon calling card. Conspiracy theories never die. They always come back.

Conservatives: “who brings a gun to a protest besides a domestic terrorist” Also conservatives:

If you thought Qanon stopped or died out, know it didn’t. They just don’t pull mainstream reporting anymore but they still exist. Still out there grasping at straws to make their bs conspiracy sound plausible.

Weird how every MAGA propagandist sharing this graph seems to be sharing it without the source (NY Times) and they seem to have erased the “September 2024” label showing the massive drop was the result of the Biden administration. You know since Trump didn’t take office until Jan ‘25

A story in three parts.

This would cost more than actually just running a proper SNAP program. It would also pull money from local economies and put it straight into the handles of defense contractors. If you wanted an example of what “cutting off your nose to spite your face” means this is probably the best one.