Trump posting Qanon conspiracy should be immediate grounds for removal by the 25th Amendment…if his cabinet actually had any guts or moral integrity

Good Morning: Here is your reminder that Pride was a riot. Meaning Pride and Wrath go hand in hand.

Tomorrow is the start of Pride and I plan on sleeping in so Happy Early Pride

Corruption and bribery issues aside, Trump getting a plane from a forgeign government is making every CI agent twitch right now. Flashbacks of The Moscow Great Seal lesson from the schoolhouse.

Sesame Street was there for you. Will you be there for the Street?

If I die and you use AI to make an “impact statement” saying “in other circumstances we could have been friends” and that I forgive my killer I’m coming back to haunt you.

After this if we don’t get Nuremberg 2.0…

“It’s likely that there will never be a site like 4chan again” /stares in counter extremism/ THERE ARE ALREADY SITES LIKE 4CHAN!

Civilian Coworker who has never done field work noticing a kit on my desk: CC: what’s that Me: that’s my surreptitious entry kit Shows CC the kit CC: what’s in the metal tube, acid or something. Me: toothpicks CC: what are the toothpicks for? Me: They’re cinnamon flavored!

Death before Deportation. We’re not fucking going to El Salvador.

The only “April Fools Day” jokes I actually enjoyed was the old school ThinkGeek April Fools products. The ones you knew they had a 50/50 chance of going “you know what that would actually be epic” and release a real product of it like 6 months later.

Service Dog during normal times: “I’m a well trained, professional.” Service Dog during dinner:

JD Vance to Pete Hegseth: Call Me When You’re Sober

Minnesota Sen. Justin Eichorn was arrested on March 17, accused of soliciting a 16-year-old girl for prostitution in Bloomington. Eichorn introduced a bill declaring “Trump derangement syndrome" a mental illness. Eichorn is a member of the GOP party, Groomers Obstructing Politics.

We are moved into our new house…now the joy of unpacking. But today is rest. And I have found an “iTV” channel that plays nothing but the old Dungeons and Dragons cartoon!!!!

If our rights, such as free speech, are “god given” or “we hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights” then those rights apply regardless of citizenship or immigration status.

He is doing everything he can “to be a meme” and liked. The solution is to mock him at every chance.

Literal thousands of political and counter extremism posts. Hundreds of videos of the same. Three or so posts about my service dog and Meta AI is like: “dog page”

34 years after the “end of the Cold War” the United States has lost the Cold War.

Fun Celt Fact: At one time I managed a gas station as a second job. This means my basement was shelved with old merchandising shelves. Second fun fact: I’m moving so this one is going into storage. Some of you can probably feel the hangover just from looking at this pic.

The Eagles are declining the White House invite So the people who are boycotting the NFL because of Kaepernick kneeling, the Black National Anthem, Rappers at Half-time, Taylor Swift in the audience, etc Are threatening to boycott the NFL…

We did this..in 2003. It was dumb then and it is dumb now.

Clinton took office in 1993. I was 10. Many of the people you think you are “owning” with this logic were not even born. But I’m 42 now. Am I supposed to not be angry now because I wasn’t “mad” at Clinton when I was 10 years old?

Today I am officially the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything. And that seems like a real Deep Thought.

Kanye paid for a Super Bowl ad to play in some areas promoting his Yeezy Dot Com website. The only thing on his website is a single t-shirt design for 20 bucks. It’s a swastika…

Cashier: “How can I help you” Me: “I need to get my birthday gift”

Marriage Pro-tip: Dudes sign up for the Ulta and Sephora rewards programs. Forget about it until your birthday month. Then let your wife get a second birthday gift from each of them. Related: My bday is the 15th so @CeltsWife is taking me to Ulta and Sephora today.

Am I excited that courts are ruling against the Tangerine Palpatine pushing us deep into fascism? Yes. Am I worried it’s not actually going to do anything since him and his base have a history of ignoring the courts and the courts not enforcing their rulings? Also yes.

The administration that is labeling refugees & asylum seekers as “illegals” just signed an EO to establish a refugee program for White South Africa’s. So they can be “resettled within the United States.” It was never about immigration, but the color of the immigrants

A conservative Christian live tweeted his own shoot out in Maine with police, he was killed. The whole thing started because he assaulted the mother of his 4 week old child & she called asking for help to leave. He blamed abortion, gay rights & transgender people. This is Christian terrorism

10 year old Celt: “Today in school we learned about the branches of government and how they provide checks and balances for each other. That means one branch can’t just do whatever they want.” 41 year old Celt: “Well that was a fucking lie”.

Tea Party was a great success. Kiddo was very happy. Now I rest.

“Hey Celt it is almost midnight, why are you rocking out to Suicide Commandos while you make tea sandwiches and Japanese Fruit Sandos?” Me:

The Scones:

Kiddo 2 wants a fancy tea party for graduating. So I am learning to make scones. Why do scones have so many different baking temps? Scone mix 1: 400F Mix 2: 375F Mix 3: 350F Mix 4: The fires of Mount Doom

Make yourself the topic of a bigoted church’s Sunday service.

CeltsWife puts on YouTube video CW: “she’s like my favorite YouTuber” (pause) “beside you of course”. Me:

Since sworn into office JD Vance’s entire job has been to give “Dear Leader” speech’s about Trump. “I don’t know when he sleeps, he is always awake” quickly becomes “he commands the sun to rise and set”

“The Trump Administration is offering all federal employees a buy out with guaranteed pay and benefits til September” Reminder the government is only funded until middle of March. There is no way to promise pay until September.

Nancy fought for The Citadel to Diversify their students, to be more Equitable for their admission procedures and to be more Inclusive in who they admit. If only we had an acronym for that….

Just making some quick notes and plans

Republicans showing their anger at Costco keeping DEI policies by acting like Costco should care more about their “12 family memberships” over 100+ memberships since their family is white.

Trump increased tariffs on Colombia because they turned a US plane around. Colombia increased tariffs on the US because of Trump’s tariffs. Prepare for four years of empty shelves from Trump throwing temper tantrums with everyone.

The “we need immigrants to work our farms & work construction” argument does not work to deter them on deportation. They have already been prepping for that. Their answer will be slavery. They are just going to expand prison work crews & allow more business to lease prisoners.

Ever notice it is always feds labeling domestic terrorists and Nazis “feds”?

Kiddo 2 high school graduation and graduation lunch completed. Graduated an entire semester early.

Hey MAGA, why weren’t the Epstein files included? He promised he would, didn’t he? Sure it has nothing to do with him and Epstein being buddies and his trips on the Lolita Express right?…

Thanks “TikTok recruitment center” I had never heard of TikTok before now, of course I will send this random WhatsApp number all of my personal identifying information.