Since many Met outfits are now little more than a couple of dramatic tail feathers to cover the naughty bits, I present my pick for #metgalabirds Strike the pose!

My apologies. Despite our love of visiting science, history, nature and silly bsky nonsense, my inner child insists on running off and snarking with the big boys. As such, we will be yelling at rocks on occasion. Please excuse.

Oh my, so many followers! So to celebrate I made a meme to reassure everyone of my leadership qualities.

"O're the land of the greed and the home of the knaves" #4thofjuly

Before you follow, let me explain...

I finally decided to join when Elon Musk liked me on X. Obviously sarcasm is not his strong point but I still feel the need to atone for my sin. I sure hope that's supposed to be a carrot!