i got something to eat

i need to get something to eat

sigh

Yea, foolish mortals, Noah’s flood is not yet subsided; two thirds of the fair world it yet covers.

i may sometimes read the most abysmal web novel slop but i will never, never touch dungeon crawler carl

i used to think that men were just in practice generally less attractive than women. but it seems that the issue was just that the men i observed in order to form this judgement were almost all american

ive just arrived a couple hours ago in location_redacted in order to purpose_redacted for duration_redacted. anyways, i already want to move here

rather than calling people humorous we should cut a syllable and call them humid

"lol" - the humorous individual

daily negations - i don't know where i am - i don't know how i got here - i don't know what i'm doing - i don't know what's happening to me - i don't know what my name is

time keeps advancing

I am horror-struck at this antemosaic, unsourced existence of the unspeakable terrors of the whale

the spermaceti whale obtains his whole food in unknown zones below the surface

my time wasting techniques are so sophisticated and powerful that i even i don't know what they are

i think one problem that i have is that too many of my hobbies (guitar, languages, etc) are, like, skills and have success and failure conditions. even reading can feel that way sometimes somehow

i love to eat desert items

does anyone else get this sort of feeling of being about to die when they eat an excessively rich dessert item

blegh

sigh...

every time someone asks me to do something i ask if i'm legally obligated to do it and if they say no i dont do it and if they say yes i do it but only after informing them that they will be hearing from my lawyers

i know there's supposed to be some kind of six seven motion but i've never actually seen it

im decapitating demons and punishing the unrighteous

who else is up manifesting thunder generals in their lower dantian and transporting them up their spine and projecting them out their forehead and then putting them on like clothing

maybe i should play a jrpg

le sigh

im turning into an animal an animal nobody has ever seen before it looks totally normal sort of like a common type of skink but molecular studies performed on my corpse will reveal it to be a brand new species

list of societies where people ate rocks to get magic powers

the goldpilled immortal

majorca's mask

english-language web fiction is sort of like a hellish blend of narou-style fantasy, xianxia, and rationalist fanfiction

his very panics are more to be dreaded than his most fearless and malicious assaults!

why do they always the most abysmal random trash off narou. i don't really know what the environment is like there but surely there's SOMETHING on there that's half decent right. right

beetle moses has been phoning it in lately

they should start making those dumb magic high school battle harem anime again

is isekai a form of cozy fiction? the answer may or may not surprise you (it is yes)

just read death of the author because people have been arguing about it and i realized i never had. i would have liked it better if it weren't so french

i loathe the term "ethnographic societies"

geh

like frogs being boiled in a well

i am smiling serenely because i remembered that the world is full of many things

the problem is that this world is different instead of the same

i wonder why the english language web fiction "community" is so anemic in comparison to what you seem to get in china or japan or korea

how do isekai LNs and such usually end? i have realized that i have no idea and that it is possible that the answer is just "they don't"

it has been weeks since i've made a good post

when you are talking to an unsuspecting human and you hit them with the That's exactly right, and it's worth being honest about why

so i was thinking, im glad i was never a centipede. but then i thought, maybe i was a centipede once

In U.C. 0079 War was beginning

a silverfish just crawled onto my foot