At 10egg HQ we force our employees to use "Egg OS" which runs like crap but we think it's funny so we don't fix it lol

I might run for president in 2028...

People keep calling me Joe... MY NAME IS NOT JOE

Just saw a cybertruck in one of our company parking spots, so I sent one of my servants out to slash their tires. Next time you give your money to a corrupt billionaire, it better be me...

MY NAME IS GRILLED CHEECE 😁 - Grilled Cheece 😁

gotta say, i watched Morbius for the 20th time and it didnt rly hit like it used to...😕 but then i watched it again and it was STILL AWESOME! - Grilled Cheece 😁

I think I could beat Maurice in a thumb wrestling match - Grilled Cheece 😁

i've jus been watching Morbius ALL DAY - Grilled Cheece 😁

Someone in the lunchroom put an unpeeled banana in the toaster, but only half of it got cooked since the other half was sticking out. When it finished cooking, the man said "Mm mm mm, just how I like it!" ???

I'm torn between capitalism and communism; on one hand, I like making boatloads of money using slave labor but, on the other, I like free shit.

HELLO QUEERS! AM LOOKING 4 SITE WHERE I CAN STREAM DA GRIDDY MAN 4 FREE, PLZ HELP! - Grilled Cheece 😁

Last social media app was ass, this one is gas 🔥🔥🔥 - Grilled Cheece 😁

Me when I'm in a "be an idiot" competition and my opponents are the DUMBASSES ON FLOOR 40

Grilled Cheece ran up to me, out of breath, and said "Look at this cool yoyo trick I can do!" before absolutely wrecking some poor dude's coffee mug. Gotta say, I'm impressed

Jeff just griefed my dirt hut in Minecraft. This betrayal will not go unpunished.

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FURRIES AT 10EGG WTF

I don't sell crack, but if I did I feel like I would be good at it.

Just letting you all know I am currently in possession of the fabled "Monkey's Paw"

Marty parked in my personal parking space so now one of my servants places mouse traps in front of him everywhere he goes. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

gay sicko mode or gay mo bamba? - Grilled Cheece 😁

Looked at grilled cheece's youtube history, here are some highlights: - Ssundee among ussigma - cutting sand videos - 1000 dagree knife vs sope - 2015 clean vine compilation - how many potates to charge a car battery - breaking bad best gustavo fring scenes - friday night funkin vs grilled cheece 😁

Just overheard a conversation between two employees where one guy said "I can do this shit with my eyes closed" before biting off a piece of cardboard. I swear to god it even made a cartoonishly loud crunching noise when he did it

happy pride month! shoutouts to the genders, the homosexuals, and all the other sexuals out there 🫡 - Grilled Cheece 😁

For pride month here at 10egg, we are giving our LGBTQ+ employees a 5% discount off any item from our company cafeteria! We will also start playing 100 gecs over the speakers on our 1st floor lobby to celebrate

During a PowerPoint presentation we were having today about how to union bust, some dude in the audience yelled "More like union bustin a nut!" before high fiving himself and laughing. I hate working here.

Just killed some1! - Grilled Cheece 😁

Some dumb stupid idiot just tried entering the secret vault behind my office's bookshelf. I would have let it slide, but after telling me he thought my password would be 1234 I decided to send him to the carmine dungeon.

Some weirdo ordered 500 cigarettes to our corporate headquarters. Who in their right mind would need that many??

I just saw a dude in the office with a shirt that said "I'm not gay, but $20 is $20." Uhh yeah, no shit??

Call me jack links da way i jerky a little beef - Grilled Cheece 😁

Just held a Zoom meeting to discuss the future of 10egg and some idiot had their username set to "PenisGamer95." Let me just start by saying that, with all due respect sir, you're not a penis, you're not a gamer, you're not a penis gamer; you're NOBODY!

All of our employees are forced to use Internet Explorer on their computers. People have suggested using Firefox, but I don't want all my employees turning into furries...

THAT'S IT! I'm taking away dark mode from all our social media apps. You people don't deserve it anymore...

uh oh! it seems dat some of our employees r fighting 4 better working conditions, TIME 2 UNION BUST! - Grilled Cheece 😁

I work at a place called 10egg.

People keep referring to one our employees, Nathan Ward, as "N. Ward," I'm not sure whether i should punish this behavior or not.

I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST HOMOSEXUALS AT THE MOMENT - Grilled Cheece 😁

Time is money, so none of the clocks in our office have batteries in them (infinite time = infinite money) 💸

Dont tell the old man but i jus ate 5 eggs for breakfast in the office, not 10...GET TROLLED!! - Grilled Cheece 😁

The head of our economics department is just a gorilla. We sacrifice interns everyday to try to get a suit on it.

MY FAVRITE SONG IS THICK OF IT BY KSI!!!! - Grilled Cheece 😁

A guy named Gerald walked up to me and said "Grilled Cheece makes funnier posts than you, Rehsif." Well Gerald (if that is your real name) have fun going down the slide of death!!

my kill count should be higher - Grilled Cheece 😁

We gonna be doin YOUR MOM! 😁 - Grilled Cheece

SOME IMBECILE JUST STOLE MY BOX OF GOLDFISH. HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THAT YOU ARE LITERALLY WORSE THAN SATAN?? - Grilled Cheece 😡 (angry face cuz im MAD!!)

I have suddenly gotten the urge to send someone to the carmine dungeon again.

New requirement for all employees: You must be uglymaxxing all the time or your pay will be docked by 50%.

i just MOGGED the dudes on floor 40 at a game of Twister - Grilled Cheece 😁

I'm just trying to find a self-help book at my local library but these kids (?) keep running up to the bookshelf I'm about to take from and start throwing the books everwhere.

A tornado just swept by the office building, luckily Jerome took care of it.