Come get sum dad butter 🧈

Hypnoteasing #fcf

Also it’s my birthday 🎁 🧱

Thank Fuck It’s Fridad

Sneakin’ & Creakin’ 🍖 #fcf

Do our cocks even know it’s Friday? 🤔 #fcf

Waving you over 👋🏻 #fcf

Show me some love on this Whack Cock Friday #fcf

Thank Fuck It’s Fridad

Me and Who’s POV? 🙃

Various Bellies & Short Shorts. www.instagram.com/ruftyuncle/

GAYZ 4 RAYZ 🌞

Wide N Wild Wednesday 🌰

Some oats were felt 🥣

FCF for Furry Cheeks Friday? #fcf

Felt quite dad/coach here 🥏

Sweat Wednesday 🌞💧

Sweat Wednesday 🌞💧

DAS ROOT ⚓️

Cosmically Hungover 😵‍💫🪐

What wood finish do you prefer? 🪵 #fcf

Really feeling my new jock ✨ #dadloading

WOMP WEDNESDAY 😅🫣

Late sun-baked tummy tuesday entry: come huff me 🫠

My dick was so insanely hard this morning that it woke me up at 5am 😮‍💨🚨 #fcf

For Rent: 1 Bedroom Studio Flat Underneath My Foreskin. Super Cosy. Apply Within #fcf

Happy St Fat Tricks Day! ☘️

Sluppp?

Strap in 🎡

#tbt wearing shorts, shooting ropes 🩳 🪢

Sunday and who wants to activate me? ⚡️

Searching for that sweet spot #fcf

Sunday Cumday 🚛 🥛

fat & furious #fcf #fatcockfriday

What fat cockery is this? #fcf

Wide & Seek #fatcockfriday #fcf

Late Entry Tumescent Tuesday

Dropping the video for those among us who extol the restorative virtues of cum 🍌 🌊 😵‍💫

Extremely hungover lowkey cum explosion 🎈💦😅

CERTIFIED SEX BANGER (in my house) ⛓️🍑 youtu.be/5KwO8F0hGfE?...

I Feel Chub 🔋 #fcf #fatcockfriday

Looking for horny little sex goblins 👀📏🔱 Apply within…

There was nothing cooler as a kid/teen than Twin Peaks & Blue Velvet. It was a gateway drug to, well, more David Lynch, since there was nobody else like him. I’ll never forget going to see Mulholland Drive in the cinema in 2001 with my parents (hi prolonged masturbation scene lol) Rest In Dreams 🖤💙

Looking for horny little sex goblins 👀📏🔱 Apply within…

May as well complete the set with some chubbin’ 🥔

Sticky Sunday🚰💧

With reference to the hitherto rarely seen Saturday Softie🍦