FIFA just awarded my taint the inaugural FIFA medal of valor.

Even Wario says NO KINGS

Pessimists like to say things similar to “if I expect the worst I am never let down”. But if you expect the worst all the time you are paranoid by definition. And paranoia leads to feeling you need to defend yourself, especially from people that look or act different from you. Which then leads to…

Under communism, sure you may have 2-3 lazy coworkers getting paid the same as you, but they have no power over you. Under capitalism, there is ALWAYS 2-3+ people FAR lazier than you, getting paid drastically more than you, who can fire you at any moment. Don’t fall for the “incentive” argument.

Since I’m already autistic, I decided to take some Tylenol to see if it would supercharge my autistic powers. I am happy to say I can now fly and phase through walls

Republicans are still so upset with confederate statues being taken down and thrown in the dumpster where they belong that in Oklahoma they are trying to force Charlie Kirk memorials on all campuses. Rascism never dies in America, the right will just make statues of it and worship it. Traitors

Right wingers tell me my whole life I shouldn’t trust the government because all they do is lie to me. Then they think I am gonna believe a supposed text convo between two gen Z people will naturally use cop lingo, out themselves, and use zero gen Z slang conveniently to follow the rights narrative?

“They certainly aren’t coming for us though. Guys?……where is everyone?…..okay. They certainly aren’t coming for me though right? ……right?…….

It’s hilarious to me when people say socialism and communism can’t work because people inherently hate doing more work than the next guy and getting paid the same. So you prefer capitalism? Where you do drastically more work than the next guy and get paid drastically less? Make it make sense

I want to know every single company that fired any worker for their opinion on Charlie Manson Kirk. So I know who to boycott for the rest of my life. If you fire people for accurately describing a fascist, sexist, racist scumbag, you deserve no more of my money forever. Good riddance to that scumbag

The right will call leftist “elitist”, and then worship a billionaire businessman who bankrupted more companies than the number of times he had consentual sex in his life. Spare me your condescending pompous bullshit republicans. The only ones worshipping the elites have always been you

Charlie Kirk’s suspected killer turns out to be cisgender white male from gun loving republican family and posted all over alt right message boards. And in other news: water is wet

DaVinci painted a portrait of a woman with a smile so ambiguous it perplexed millions; and lead to centuries of fighting over what it meant. Yet autistic people are the dense ones for preferring clarity to subtly?! Maybe people just like to argue though idk.

When you are a child, it makes sense to be conservative. You are weak, fragile, uneducated, and completely reliant on others to do everything for you. If you are an adult, and still conservative, it’s for all the same reasons. Can’t grow a spine until you leave conservatism behind

In 25+ years of working I have NEVER been given a single promotion despite over performing my coworkers in nearly every statistical category. This is what America looks like when you are autistic. “Work hard and you will succeed” is a myth designed to enslave you. Merit never existed in America

Nothing says snowflake like crying so hard to your boss that someone threw a sandwich at you that it becomes a felony. Can’t spell cowardice without ICE

As an autistic person who was always told growing up “you can’t talk to your teacher/parent/boss/cops/etc.. that way!” even though nothing ever happened to me when I did; it makes we wish the rest of Americans would have had the same spine. Fascism thrives when you respect authority, period

Religion is like someone putting training wheels on YOUR car. It’s not only completely useless, but somehow also incredibly condescending

When will people finally realize that “make America great again” literally means return to the confederacy. It’s not about what is actually great; but what is perceived to be great just for rich white men.

Wait until Americans finally realize trump is purposely destroying all business in America so he can force Americans into three jobs: farmer/farm worker, police, and guard in private prisons. It’s all about creating a slave state

It’s America; we don’t have healthcare, but we sure do have Wendy’s baconator cheez its

What if we got the j6er conspiracy nuts to believe Hillary has a pizza shop in the basement of alligator aushwitz. Just some food for thought

I have decided to celebrate the 4th of July one last time, today, with my family. One last hurrah, like a funeral dirge. A reminder of what we could have had if we gave a shit about humanity instead of greed and power. I want to celebrate the America I loved, before fascism ended it

Spending time with family. I needed this

This pavilion was built for my grandfather when he passed. He bought a cabin in the middle of the Adirondack national park, before it was state land, with the expressed purpose of bringing family together. He was mocked. 70 years later family still comes to party and just live. Thanks Dzaidzi

Time to relax

He doesn’t like the dirt from the ball in his mouth, so he is teaching himself soccer

Puppy boy at camp for his first time

Anyone can say they will bring real change. Then the corporate money comes in and they all do the same thing; whatever is best for big business and worst for the average person. Democrats reeling right now because leftists won’t carry them anymore. Sorry losers, time to change

Why is every Centrist on Bluesky identical to every republican friend I had in high school? Do they think they are fooling anyone? Self righteous and completely full of $hit while blaming everyone else for their failures. No wonder we have trump, for a SECOND TIME

Hey centrists, Zohran just won the first round. It’s seems New Yorkers are sick of the weak, GOP light centrist nonsense that lead us to losing to a fascist twice. Your “middle” ground ideas are outdated and the people are sick of it

Boy I’m getting real sick of cowardly centrists and libertarians blaming “leftists” for the failures of the democrats (a centrist group with more in common with libertarians than actual leftists). Lots of centrist brain rot showing up on platform. It’s the first step towards authoritarianism

In America, “free thinker” usually means “person who didn’t spend money to get a college education”. The fact that they always turn out to be libertarians with identical talking points and beliefs that have never worked anywhere in history says alot about their “free thinking”

"We are using the military to liberate an American city from its elected leaders” let me translate. “We are fascists using force to take away your freedom and your rights” PERIOD. If you are pro trump, you ARE a nazi, period

Ten apes live peacefully in their own jungle paradise. 5 decide they deserve more territory based solely on greed. The other five continue to foster their already peaceful and prosperous community. The 5 entitled ones venture into another tribe’s territory expecting fealty….

Instead of searching for a “cure” for autism, why don’t we ask why the powers that be are interested in the first place? Could it possibly be that they cannot control what they don’t understand? And that makes them cry?

Hey people with autism out there; isn’t it great to find so many people out there who also are? It’s almost like society has desperately been trying to convince us we aren’t real so they don’t have to structure society like respectable human beings. They can’t stop our voices though

A Fortune 500 company called me yesterday to make sure I was coming for an interview that is 4 states away from me. I said yes. 6 hours into my drive they call again to say they have no job’s available and I should wait until they have something open. This is why capitalism is garbage

If autism didn’t exist before 1930 then who did all the art throughout history? Or the composing of symphonies and scientific discoveries and philosophies? It sure as hell wasn’t brain rotted authoritarians and fascists. I just think we scare them because they can’t be us

We need to shift people from low productivity CEO jobs and move them to high productivity grocery bagging jobs

Is it even a video game if you can’t suplex a train? Asking for a friend

Cisgender. That is all

Regular me and evil cyclops me