The Pluribus hive made another misleading statement in Ep. 6. They promised not to collect stem cells from Carol's body. Carol's frozen eggs have her stem cells. The hive knows this.

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you? Even Sarah Connor was once a mild-mannered waitress, I think I'm in good hands with the most stubborn lesbian left in the world.

Is Carol an asshole? Yes. Being an asshole doesn't make one wrong. Sometimes an asshole is exactly what's needed.

All the Pluribus discoursers talking about the hive mind being wonderful and Carol being a shit person for rejecting collectivism forgot that Vince Gilligan wrote for the X-Files.

In my 20s, I set an alarm to play the theme for "Mister Roger's Neighborhood". I woke up this way for years. Now whenever I hear the song, I dissociate and feel, just for a moment, that I'm waking up from a bad dream. Then the moment passes, and I'm back in this nightmare.

Trans women have every right to criticize a grifter climbing the ladder off our suffering. If it appears she's criticized more than other grifters, it's because traitors go to the lowest circle of hell. Take a hard look in the mirror when you dismiss us as envious or self-hating.

Periodic reminder than whenever Sarah McBride pops up as having done something wonderful, it will always be carefully calculated to be absolutely toothless while still giving the false appearance that she and other democrats support trans people.

Feels better than that boot tastes.

When the hardest that any member of Congress works against transphobia is a *checks notes* sternly worded letter to a person who doesn't care what she thinks, and doesn't have to, that might line up perfectly with all the times she's betrayed trans people.

OPERATION BLAST HARDCHEESE

Cis people think we're already dead. If trans people are already dead, they think, better we die a sacrifice. Better our deaths improve their lives, they think, when our lives were otherwise a waste. We're not dead yet, assholes.

Not sure why my sapphic personals ad never got a response. "Me: A dame that spelled troubl You: A copy editor who knew better, but couldn't help herself."

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works, isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think my collection's complete? Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?

"We've got top men working on it." "Who?" "Top. Men."

Without downloading new pics, describe your gender.

MAS: 🚩🚩🚩 Me: Hmm MAS: I'm particularly protective of trans women because my aunt and cousin were both trans women who took their own lives. I'm absolutely safe for you to trust. Also, I'm definitely not a fetishist. All these things I'm bringing up on my own. Me: (an idiot) This will be fine.

Middle-aged sapphics who have never dated a woman (holding a football after a month of chatting me up every day): You're perfect, intelligent and beautiful, will you marry me (haha). I want to take you out and get your number. Me: (runs at the ball) MAS: (ghosts, with ball)

Democrats channeling their inner Cardassian defense attorney.

They made a power lesbian cover for Poison Ivy. 🖤🖤🖤

The Onion throws down the gauntlet: can reality match *this* headline? Well, can ya?

"Even with the utterly lost, to whom life and death are equally jests, there are matters of which no jest can be made." Edgar Allan Poe, The Masque of the Red Death

without downloading any new pictures, what is it like to date you?

Screams in C.L. Moore and James Tiptree, Jr.

drop an old person you're gonna turn into in the future

Cis people always sound like "but it's an honor to be sacrificed to Dagon" as they're dragging a trans woman up the steps to a blood-soaked stone slab.

Fascists: We're so dominant we're making a whole month about how our energy is so very dominant. Me: What's that saying about men who keep telling you they're dominant?

Melville, penning a Winnie the Pooh themed monster of the week X-Files episode

The heist equivalent of the Indiana Jones approach to problem solving:

In response to Acta Diurna's query about who suggested Londonium, Nero flung a goblet of wine at the scribe's head while cackling madly.

Melville, enjoying his special interest.

On the one hand, we've built toxic cuboids in every community, but on the other, you have instant access to dating advice from the worst guy in a college dorm.

Lesbophobic society can't handle our romance.

"The girl with the blue hair. What's the deal with you two?"

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

🎵 Been spendin' most their lives / Transin' in a Dutchman's paradise 🎵

Pickup artist says asking women for consent would "kill" his technique.

*switches to 3rd person POV*

This is the endpoint of the tiny home trend.

"Some legal experts have called it a crime to burn moisture farmers alive, even if they are believed to be smuggling the Death Star plans."

The safest hands are still our own.

Melville, after taking another long drag

I like Jimmy Kimmel. I really do. I have no issues with him. I'm talking about something very different. Kimmel was only suspended. But he's back now. Karen Attiah and all the other Black journalists are still fired. Y'all do know how to fight, when you want to. But you don't really want to. 🤷🏿‍♂️

We're the final test that people keep failing.

Turns out the only thing worse than living through interesting times is being a target of interesting times.

I'm just gonna keep reposting this every time she pulls some quisling shit.

Turns out it's because the cops don't have the stamina to do the required reading.