We're the final test that people keep failing.

Turns out the only thing worse than living through interesting times is being a target of interesting times.

I'm just gonna keep reposting this every time she pulls some quisling shit.

Turns out it's because the cops don't have the stamina to do the required reading.

NSFW a Band Hardwood Mac

It's like no one was taught how to deal with bullies.

US politics in a nutshell

Melville, about to ask if you know who he is

Didn't see us adding "Girls on Tramplines" guy to the First They Came For poem, but then there was probably a "Mädchen auf Trampolinen" guy in the early 30s we just never heard about.

perhaps if this had happened, some other time before, we wouldn't be so surprised at, the bottom falling from the floor

"We are going to have to live here..." Stfu, *you* are going to have to live here. The rest of don't get to live at all thanks to the assholes you're platforming, way to be a collaborator.

Real business plan of the Umbrella Corporation

Democrats are already experts on losing elections and alienating their base. What more could they possibly learn from these squares?

Ezra Klein reducing white supremacy, immigrant concentration camps, and trans and queer annihilation to a mere disagreement. You can't live with someone trying to kill you. But Klein wouldn't know that since no one is trying to kill him, and he's unable to think beyond his own asshole.

One science teacher went on about how we (the students) didn't know how things really were, and when pressed for an example shared that the civil war was really about federal interference in property rights, and not about slavery. The class heckled him so hard he yelled at us and stormed out.

Indy is doing cats a disservice, they are all passionately antifascist.

New York is an entire city for people who don't like nice things. This is a compliment.

This is the same clown who said, "We respect the long traditions of your people," to white South African "refugees".

That's what a Nazi would say.

"What are we holding on to, Sam?"

Hey just a heads up solidarity with Gretchen Felker-Martin means not watching or talking about anything DC. No more amping up their movies or shows. Sorry you don't get hopecore superman anymore. The company that profits from Hopecore superman just fired their trans writer.

Melville, about to be sent to HR.

Pumpkin spicycle, tandem

This statue is not beating the fertility goddess allegations

Melville, asking, "wtf?"

The Gorn with the Dragon Tattoo

Melville, orbin'

There's a point where the Matrix stops being a metaphor for trans existence, and becomes just a literal description.

Melville, rejecting another suitor.

We have a better than average sense of who is really just a bully.

The "oh you won't compromise and abandon [marginalized group]? enjoy the nazi takeover!" argument rings pretty fucking false when you consider that the horrors of a nazi takeover begin with the abandonment of marginalized groups.

They are coming down with us, hand-in-unlovable hand.

Melville, eating Pringles

Ah, yes, the endangered species known as "housing development"

Melville, after taking an overly long drag

The way we can't even imagine ourselves as anything but a neck with only the power to turn the attention of the head with our sex appeal dooms us to the consolation prize bin of patriarchy.

Melville, drafting a script for The Graduate's prequel.

In retrospect, the pronunciation of "barista" with a short "i" was a red flag.

These same parents had "legitimate concerns" about marriage equality, but Buttigieg is too much of a craven fuck to care about his betrayal.

We're really somewhere between 2019 and 2021, no wonder it feels like time is stuck.

Melville, getting real passive-aggressive now

Melville, working a side-hustle because his books stopped selling

Melville, practicing positive self-affirmation.

Melville, running a convenience store chain

Melville, prognosticating

Melville, on a first date

Melville, hosting Jeopardy!