In the words of @edzitron.com ; Is this good?

Gets it's own National Year, uses AI images. That's why it'll never get City status. #NicheJoke

So bored of watching Manchester United look like they could play all week and never score a goal.

Can't lose 3-0 this time.

It's always the ones you most suspect...

They all stand together.

What would Orwell think about a huge face on a gigantic screen telling a crowd of people they should wage war on foreigners and dissidents? No way of knowing, I guess.

This is much better on the eye. But watching Casemiro chasing back as if running through mud isn't getting any more fun.

North: Oslo, Norway East: Auckland, NZ South: Queenstown, NZ West: Easter Island (not counting a layover in LA)

OJ wasn't driving.

This 2010 book on myths of Psychology aged well...

It's 2025. Why is most hold music a) still shit, and b) sound like it's coming through a badly tuned fm radio?

From the schadenfreude producers who brought you Fyre Festival it's the

Perennial question: what is it about being a British government that turns seemingly intelligent human beings into frothing lunatics?

El Crappicooooooo.

The BBC's 'How to Win the Champion's League' very much omits "Have a perfectly good goal against you ruled out for offside."

Football is a ridiculous game.

The most militarised country ever, one that worships the frontier spirit, the way of the gun, is just kind of sat there watching a senile fuckwit destroy the world and doing... Nothing?

Wonked off his gourd.

Who do we reckon is going to have the most awful life story: Barron or X?

James Acaster not loving life...

Well bum.

I just feel really sorry for Bruno Fernandes. He doesn't deserve this.

Feels like a logical consideration here. The simplest response to lots of competing and confusing demands is to want it all to go away because it is making your brain hurt.

If it looks like a milkshake duck, walks like a milkshake duck and quacks like a milkshake duck...

Batman Returns. Criminal wannabe politician and the evil rich guy behind him, ultimately undone by getting caught saying bad shit about voters. Pure fantasy.

I give it 6 months before Amorim has gone completely grey.

I feel like I would be an excellent guest on Off Menu, apart from the fact no one on the world gives a fuck what I have to say.

Made the mistake of clicking into the comments on an Insta story about the potential for the new Bond actor not to be white...

Weird paranoia alert - was just on Twitter on my laptop, and the camera light kept coming on...

How much efficiency will be gained by outsourcing everything to Tesla, SpaceX and Starlink?

Clout-chasing by bagging on your own club's young prospects is the most fucking weird flex. Especially if you claim to be a United fan.

Really need [sensible] football twitter to start moving this way ASAP.