The "he's dead" rumors seem to usually spring up around holiday weekends. 😂 I'm too cynical now to even hope. It's too much energy to spend on the thought of that man.

DARLENE MITCHELL! #DragRace

Reskeeting for #fcf

Hey Siri play "NASA" by Ariana Grande

Pounding someone within a centimeter of their life wouldn't fix me, but it would sure feel good, and I deserve to feel good

Literally my last 4 emails, all for different things: "Payment couldn't be processed" "Reminder! Your payment is overdue" "Reminder: Payment still past due" "Your $10 payment at **** was declined" I'm well aware! I'm just poor and can't work! Thanks for the reminders! Siiigh

Happy Trans Day of Visibility! Trans people are people and deserve to live their lives, forever and always 🩵🩷🤍

Well, it finally happened today. Gas just went from $3.99 to $4.29 here. 😩

Going out with my service dog except it's you on the leash in a pup hood

Ate a bagel that was so good I wish I fucked its hole

OMGGG how did I miss this?? I'm so happy the Speed Racer movie is coming out on 4K Blu-ray! It's going to be a HUGE upgrade to the Blu-ray that came out 18 years ago!

The second I learned about this Attie junk, I just knew it reeked of Jay, and the article confirms it. "This is a standalone product, and it's the first one that's built by Jay's new team." Ew. Fuck AI.

Slept in my Robyn shirt and woke up dancing on my own

Waking up is hard, and so is my cock.

Got to witness a high kick in person!

Kenya Pleaserrrrr! She was gagged about tonight's episode

The cool side of the pillow feels so good right now

Well, even with the setback, we're going. Trying to go out and have fun feels weird, but when will there be another opportunity like this? We missed Myki Meeks a few weeks ago, because we didn't know she was in town. We can't squabble an opportunity to see Kenya Pleaser.

Been trying to save money with the plan of buying tickets today, but a setback has ruined that plan. I just wanted us to have a night out tomorrow and see a queen who we enjoyed watching on TV. 😞

LMAOOO. Shut down the rest of OpenAI next!

I can only communicate in grunts and grumbles today

I'm one card short of completing Paldean Wonders in Pokémon TCG Pocket! If anyone wants to share a Armarouge ex card with me, I would be so happy 👀👀

Once again awake too early instead of asleep and dreaming about frotting oomf

Horny on a Monday? It's more likely than you think!

Just got my first Quaquaval card. I thought I was never going to get one at this rate. My gay duck son's evolution is now complete!

Took a nap and woke up with a boner that won't go away. I wish I had lube 😩

Finally completed the Genetic Apex expansion in Pokémon TCG Pocket! 😭🥳 It only took 1 year and 5 months!

So very eepy. I've been up since 7am. Help

Every gas station around me is at $3.99 per gallon for regular gas. I wonder which one will be the first to cross the $4 mark

Shamrockarita

Europeans when asked to help unblock the Strait of Hormuz

Kiss me, I have green in my eyes

Honestly, I assume that y'all don't assume anything about me

Finally starting Frieren season two!

Shot a load and now I'm craving Taco Bell

This reminds me of the failed Cruel Intentions show pilot which would've followed Sarah Michelle Gellar's character from the movie. Hopefully the Buffy pilot leaks like that one did. It's still wild to me that Hulu passed on Buffy, given the hype and even the press consistently asking her about it.

Day 11 of being sick. 5 hours of uninterrupted sleep made a positive difference. My throat doesn't feel as scratchy. I have more voice and less congestion. I'm starting to get better 🥹

Kenya Pleaser is going to be the guest for a local Drag Race viewing party in two weeks! I need to goooo

Day 10. I've regained some of my voice. My ears popped for the first time since I came down with this illness. I managed to sleep for 4 hours. There was rejoicing.

Day 8 or 9 of being sick. I yearn for the days when I could breathe and speak. I miss the nights when I could sleep without waking up every hour. The worst is over, but recovery is slow. When the carrier pigeon arrives with this skeet, please send good vibes. Sincerely yours, things were said

Day 5 of being sick. Lost my voice 😭

I JUST OPENED ANOTHER GOD PACK! 😭

Day 3 of being sick. Heal me, Fat Cock Friday, heal me

Oh this gummy kicked in quick because I'm already having high thoughts about bloomf

I've been sick for two days. 🤒 It's gonna be a Tylenol, Mucinex, Gatorade, and edible kinda night.

Welp, wont be streaming that song 🤮

Oh

Ahhh, Monarch: Legacy of Monsters is back!

Gay son and thot daughter

Cunty blue geckooo