Short kings rise up

Highlighting this again for #mcm and Halloween week!

Highlighting this again for #mcm and Halloween week!

A bad panic attack was creeping up on me, so I got my dick sucked, took a Xanax, then made grilled cheese sandwiches in the air fryer with a side of tomato soup. I will get nothing else done tonight, but I'm content.

Obsessed with Ashnikko's new album. It's fun, chaotic, introspective, like a wild night out clubbing. So many lyrics are worth quoting. "Full Frontal" is an anthem and a whole mood. "I Want My Boyfriends to Kiss" is very relatable. "Liquid" is a fun 2000s throwback. I'm keeping this album on repeat!

peek-a-boo 👻 #fcf

The #ChainsawMan Movie was so good!

We're enjoying the nice weather

I haven't been able to fall sleep because ✨anxiety✨ joined the party. I hope I'm knocked out soon

Oops, woke up ✨gay and depressed✨ again

Monochrome Monday, featuring me as Ghostface.

After the Pokémon Go level rebalancing, it would cost me $40 to add enough storage to receive items again without clearing out a ton of stuff. That's wild. They could've given us some extra Item Bag storage as a bonus 😩

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

adding to this

Very surprised that my red county had a big turnout for the local No Kings protest. A literal Nazi did show up to try and stir trouble, but a protester with a megaphone followed behind him and kept saying, "Do not engage." The amount of people who showed up gives me some hope.

lolllll you just know somebody's shitty delusional ex made this day up

*pokes head in* I hope all my pokébloomfs are enjoying Legends ZA 🫶

Love finding out that two white gays in the local gay community, who were born in the 60s and orbited my old friend group, are MAGA Republicans. I wouldn't be surprised if more of them are. We can learn a lot from our gay elders, and we can recognize that some of them are incredibly stupid.

Did a large fuckton of laundry today and now my body hurts

I think a lot of my generation felt this way about Diane Keaton. I know my first exposure to her was 'The First Wives Club.' She stole every scene she was in, even with the talents of Bette Midler and Goldie Hawn there. Whenever I think about it, her name comes to mind first. Fucking iconic. RIP.

peek-a-boo 👻 #fcf

Feral and need to knock up a man asap

I've been trying to fall asleep for the past 3 hours. Boyfriend comes to bed and he's deadass asleep and snoring within 3 minutes. Please, I need that power!

Seeing it in Dolby Cinema was amazing. I'm happy that this movie has been preserved so well. Boyfriend enjoyed it too!

Subjecting my boyfriend to The Rocky Horror Picture Show at the 50th Anniversary showing in theaters tonight. It'll be his first time seeing it. I'm very excited.

It took me on a journey. I feel dried out. I'm going to drink so much water today and get so hydrated.

I wonder where this gummy will take me tonight

It's just another Fat Cock Fridayyyy #FCF

Melanie C (Sporty Spice) AND Willa Ford are both dropping new songs in two weeks on October 17th! I will be sat with my headphones ready.

'The Long Walk' was a queer love story and I can't stop thinking about it 🗣️🗣️

IMMERSIVE PIKACHU EX CARD ‼️

September 30/October 1

Oh 👀 Very close to the intersection of Fun Zone, Marriage, and Unicorn.

The need to breed is strong rn

Internet service was out all day and finally just got restored 😭

Briiiing meeee tooooo liiiiiife

Also if anyone has extra Misty cards...

Almost 2am and I'm like, should I have a gummy? Should I jack off? Should I go to sleep? Should I do all three?

Me singing Sabrina Carpenter: 🎶 Do you want the house tour? I can take you to the first, second, third floor. And I promise that really isn't a cuck chair— 🎶

IT'S SO GOOD! 😭

The rapture jokes have been fun and all, but I'm looking forward to seeing the reactions and meltdowns of the people who "prepared" their homes and fully believed they would be raptured today. If y'all come across any videos of that, please share. 😂

I'm a humanitarian in the streets but I'm a fucking fighter in the sheets. Well yes, that's accurate

I took this picture a year ago and I hope the driver of this vehicle is eating shit right now 😊

Picture it: The United States. 2027. Tyl*n*l and generic ac*tam*nophen is banned. Gatorade is a recommended painkiller because it has electrolytes. You text your plug before going out to the club. An hour later, you and your friends take some 'ceta with Cool Blue Gatorade to get fucked up and dance.

The thoughtful discussions: "We're catching too much heat over Jimmy. Stock value is falling. Subscriptions are being canceled. We committed to this. We can't change our minds." "It doesn't matter! The rapture is happening on Tuesday! We'll all be gone!" "Let the heathens have their Kimmel then."

I love getting good reviews

If you see this, post a concert pic you took Aly & AJ June 15, 2024 Daily's Place Jacksonville, FL

The new Demon Slayer movie was so good! We got to see the last subtitled showing of it in Dolby Cinema tonight. Totally the best way to watch it.

How the fuck did I miss this last month?? Bonnie McKee and Kiesza sound great together! "Electric Heaven" was my favorite song on the album, and now it's even more of a bop!

Putting this out there again for bloomfs playing Pokémon TCG Pocket! 😊 Check out my wishlist of Genetic Apex cards and let's trade! Add me as a friend if we aren't friends already!