I'm going to watch the first episode of the gay hockey show now. Let's see the heat in the rivalry

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, everyone! However you spend it, I hope it's a great day for you. 🎄💙

Today is the 10th anniversary of my heart attack and lung hemorrhage, and I've managed to distract myself from thinking about it too much. Progress.

She sang live in Bowen's farewell sketch though. 🥹 Imagine being sent off by Cher. Iconic. Bowen made a name for himself on SNL, and he should be proud. He had some hits, he had some misses, but overall, I enjoyed watching him on SNL.

Well, she did a better job on the second performance. Ashlee Simpson is shaking

Love that they brought Aidy back for a final Trend Forecasters with Bowen. I loved them doing those characters together

Cher did not even pretend to do a good job lip syncing that performance on SNL lmao. She's the only one who can get a pass for that

How did I not know Thalia was trying to become a Christmas queen? This is cute. Get those Christmas coins youtu.be/zkMqcwWVpVU?...

I love that the gayest holiday episode will be his going away party. Good for him!

Show me how your 2025 went

"We'd like to have some features that are standard on other platforms! We'd spend more time here if we had those features!" "We hear you. Here, have this feature that other platforms have!" "NOT THAT ONE 😤"

I just logged on and found out that oomf was a catfish?? I was wondering why he deactivated but did not expect that

I finally got a Mega Absol ex card on my own! Huge thanks to @iseeizzy.bsky.social for sending me my first one. Now I have two 🥹

Do the straights know about madame morrible mm flip it around wicked wiiiitch?

My mother crossed some boundaries yesterday that I'm not comfortable talking about, and my therapist got an earful about it today. Some very uncomfortable conversations might be coming up in the next month with my parents. I hate this.

Oh Arceus! Maybe my luck will start to turn around

Slowly but steadily getting sick. I'm struggling hard today.

top 5 Britney deep cuts 1. Me Against the Music (Original Version feat. Penelope Magnet) 2. I Run Away 3. Kiss You All Over 4. And Then We Kiss 5. Over to You Now

Woke up to two dystopian emails about rent. We're really doing AI leasing agents nagging about rent payments and "how dare you pay other bills before us" now huh. It's paid before it's late. You get your money. Fuck off.

I know it's ~just a game~ and all, but FIFTEEN Tympole cards? Really?? 🫩

Discourse! At the LGBTQIA+ Side of Bluesky

Mega Absol ex card continues to elude me 😤

Just laying here feeling horny about taxing the rich. Imagine all that wealth redistribution. Fuck. Oh, you poor, poor rich people. You'll go from being billionaires to being billionaires!

I'm about to be stoned af, because my mother called me and made comments about my mental health medication that ruined my entire day. I need to dissociate. I wish I could go no contact. I wish I could move away again to avoid the holiday traditions. I'm tired of my parents' conservative bullshit.

It's #FCF, get over here

Master basting

Things on my mind this evening: Twerk your turkey twerk it right Fuck this turkey makes me want to vogue MM flip it around WICKED WIIIITCH The entirety of Paramore's 'This Is Why' album

Ready for my Thanksgiving coma

Happy birthday to my wonderful boyfriend @thatboirue.bsky.social! 🥳 Send him some birthday love, because it's more important than Thanksgiving!

Eating cereal in bed at 2am, as one does.

Made the mistake of walking into a grocery store today. Every ounce of what I had left of a will to live is gone now.

Slayyyy

It could all be so simple God made Adam and Eve AND Steve Why are we not all kissing? THIS IS ABSURD!

Pain

Her resignation letter is full of lunacy, but I do wonder what the play is. Was she forced out? Was Trump making heart eyes at Mamdani the last straw after his attacks on her? Is she planning a 2028 bid? The points she makes almost get close to the left, then the evangelical racist jumps out.

Gil Kane would have loved the current Frieren fan art trend. Face angles were his specialty.

SIIIIIIIIIIGH

What do you mean my phone is at 10% and I don't have the will to move to the bedroom where the charger is

Another day of being cursed with eyes and reading comprehension instead of being rich and surrounded by gays in jockstraps

*about to tap Post* yeah I think I'll keep that one in the drafts for now

Once again I am here

Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only

Last night, I had one of the worst panic attacks and PTSD episodes I've had in a few years. It all goes back to when I had a heart attack nearly 10 years ago. I'm so tired, and my brain still feels cooked 12 hours later. I really wish this wouldn't happen anymore.

It's #FCF, get over here

I haven't been on since I posted my dick. What fresh horrors did I miss? There are horrors every day, so y'all might as well tell me now to save me the sighing while I scroll and catch up.

Here's a little video of this

Just one of those days

I found out today that my appeal was denied. Again. I'm shocked that I wasn't informed by my lawyer first. Now I have to go through the hearing process with a judge. Again. Most likely I'll be waiting a year for the hearing to happen. By that time, I will have lost everything. I feel hopeless.

Awake before 8am because I was having weird dreams. In the last one, I attended a party that had a lot of pizza, where a former bestie acted like I didn't exist, but I hooked up with a guy and his partner separately, so it ended positively. I guess that shows what's been on my mind.

I want a pizza so fucking much 😭