My Depop followers are ready for me to come back from vacation

I know the people who fulfill central cee’s rider hate their lives. Like wdym I need to get a bag of spinach.

Skrillex slaying per usual #Ultra

My brain is so internet rotted that I thought she was talking about Avril’s conspiracy body double

I can tell by the trailer if a horror movie will be good or not

This moment in s2 where Daisy gets vulnerable about her family and reunion with her ex’s sister is actually so sweet and sad #RockOfLove

My new aesthetic is rock of love

Gonna start wearing miss me jeans again unironically

Hopefully gen z can get into some exec positions soon so we can have a RTH (return to home) wave I stole this from my coworker

She’s learned so much about the world through MySpace

LIKE I SAID #WWE #Raw

Kyle is the type of guy that would look up their respective show ratings in competition with Craig, I just know it #SummerHouse

Omfg is anyone watching the Denise Richards show

Cult of little tinyyyy briefssss #WWERaw

Rey Mysterio on Raw every week now…recession indicator

This ep is giving below deck #whitelotus

Accidentally bought $13 mayo today

Buffy truly was the day 2 nite queen she was always dressed for the club

I hate exercising and forced activities but for some reason my commitment to the daily plank club at work is unwavering

Whenever my period is late I just put on my cutest underwear and that seems to do the trick

lol this sims loading screen music #Oscars

They let Emilia Perez sing their whole ass song but Dune gets cut. Ok. #Oscars

Lovingggg this bond sequence #Oscars

I hate to report that my skin has almost completely cleared up since reducing dairy 😭

My pinky is going THRU it

Guerrilla marketing will be the death of me

John Tucker Might Die

I actually love wearing skirts like this cuz I don’t have to worry if my tampon string is hanging out

Just drooled during a work call and someone called it out. Like did I just have a mild stroke?!?

Summer of the tankini!!!!

The $400 diesel phone case is taunting me and calling me poor

PLEASE act accordingly !!

Being named Bella during the twilight era was everything

The budget grew EXPONENTIALLY by breaking dawn pt 1

Kind of cunt how my credit card always has lip gloss on it

One of life’s simplest pleasures is naming a groupchat

U got designer shades just to hide ur face and u wear them around like ur cooler than me

Timothee gonna be spotted in bootcuts soon watch this space

Tom Brady has such sinister energy

It makes me want to cry when a neighbor snow blows everyone’s sidewalk on the block. Such a wholesome act of service. 🥹

The harry potter franchise would’ve been better with more sea monsters

Had a dream last night where my dinner bill was over $1000 because they charged me $350 for a singing trio to come to my table without my consent

That’s my emotional support push up bra

Hinder merch is on comfort colors tags hell yeah

That Rick Owens suitcase is sooo sexy

You can’t make me watch Emilia Perez

I hope they don’t show view counts on here I’m sick of seeing that my tweets only got 20 views