This no-good, manipulating, back-stabbing, wannabe "Last Action Hero" right here. Dr. John Wayne Vercingetorix. Yes, that is his full legal name.

𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒄𝒓𝒚, 𝒏𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒆. 𝑶𝒏𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒅𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒔, 𝒈𝒐 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒉 𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒍 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒔𝒖𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒓 𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒏. 𝑨𝑼 𝒑𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒚𝒂𝒍 ✿♡ & ↻✿ ✿#FateRP/#FGORP/#MVRP✿

"Loo Loo...!" Such a cute name, too—oh, Maria just can't take her eyes off him! "Where did you get him? I just have to know!"

She! Is! Looking! "Oh...! It's adorable."

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"That's fair enough. I enjoy a good latte from time to time myself. There's something nice about enjoying something like this in the cold weather, though. Especially when it starts snowing! It's... enchanting, I'd say. Yes, that's a good word for it."

"Oh, good," Maria says, accepting the drink with a smile. "It's been so cold lately, hasn't it? Perfect weather for something like this."

"Oh, that sounds lovely! I could use something warm to drink. Do you have any sugar?"

"I can't help but rewatch this concert every now and then... the sunset over London Bridge was just magical. It's just a shame the after-party wasn't nearly as pleasant." Of course, being near-skewered by a living doll rarely is, is it? youtu.be/MV92qhrsV78?...

"Ah... the holiday season is just the best, isn't it? Watching the snow fall, getting to spend more time with the girls..." She clasps her hands together and says in a sing-song voice, "🎶 ...𝘗𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘯𝘴~! 🎶"

"Ah, what a wonderful Christmas—I think it's safe to say that now! I think I needed that." After pushing herself through so much extra training these past few months, it was a relief to spend time with the others again. Kirika and Shirabe got such great presents this year, too!

"From me to Mio, and from her to you. The feeling is passed on, until you can make your voice truly heard..please keep it with you.." RP Experience: About 9-10 Years give or take. Not new to the character OR the verse. SFW is highly preferred. #XenobladeRP #XC3RP #MVRP #XCRP #NintendoRP #SSBRP

She's enough of a mess as it is... take away the two people who keep her afloat, and she'll surely drown!

"It's almost frightening to think about how things would be without Kirika and Shirabe... I don't even want to imagine it!"

|| My Hibiki has officially been ported!

Gasp—goodness, what sass! Maria crosses her arms, frowning at him. What a frustrating cat! "Why do you have to be so cute, but act so rude...?!" Sigh... she'll just go get another drink, calm herself down a bit.

🎶"𝘛𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘸 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘮𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘢𝘭, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘦𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳..."

Maria is torn. Her poor drink, ruined by such a CUTE kitty! Whatever is she to do...?! ...She'll settle for scritching him behind the ears. But only ONCE!

|| in case anyone asks, I did indeed make sprite edits of Maria in Mementos—

Big smile, forming a heart with her hands! She doesn't use this transformation often—it's nice that she's a fan of it!

|| god I love Phantom Thief event Maria I've GOTTA read a translation of this event some day

|| If there's one thing Symphogear is good at (even though there are many), it's character songs. But if I had to pick something outside of the show itself, I'd say a few songs from Persona 5 Strikers. You Are Stronger and What You Wish For especially.

That can't be healthy

|| Band of the Wagon

|| Legit made me cry—usually par for the course for Xenoblade, but Future Redeemed was ESPECIALLY a tearjerker for me You definitely won't regret it!!!!

"Inaba...?" Maria repeated curiously. What could that be? Certainly not something, or someone that could fight noise... could it? "I'm... afraid I don't follow. The noise are too dangerous for a civilian to fight! If you see one, you have to run and get to shelter, understand?"

"Tachibana looked especially hungry today, now that I think of it..."

Another special at the Soothing Seas? Ooh, maybe she'll invite the others!

|| Crying over the finale of Kamen Rider W rn

"A thrill... is one way of putting it," Maria says, an awkward smile inching its way across her lips. A fan...? That's the last thing she would've expected to run into on the job! It's better than a fight, at least... "I'm not sure how much I'm at liberty to discuss. Not very much, I'd say. But I +

"I remember Kirika telling me about this masked hero she saw on TV once... it almost reminded me of our gears, but not exactly. They even rode a bike, like a certain someone I know..." Though it didn't seem like theirs tended to explode half as many times as hers do.

|| Funny how now that I'm watching Kamen Rider for the first time, I start seeing the MC of the season I'm on show up on my TL This isn't even an algorithm thing, this is just people I follow lmao

|| Swindled!

|| Eventually, I'll probably bring my Hibiki over here too, along with a few other characters I also had on twitter... but maybe not everyone I had. I do feel like I want to try some other characters—maybe some I've mused before, some I haven't. Maybe even try my hand at an OC for the first time?

"I should bring Shirabe and Kirika down to the Soothing Seas sometime. I know Kirika would just love that Sunday special! ...But first she has to start eating her vegetables more."

"O-oh! Is that right...? Well, I can... definitely see the resemblance."💧

"Oh, that's... cute? Hmm... yeah, let's just go with that, why don't we?"

"Everywhere I look, I see so many new faces around."

"Mankanshoku? I'll remember that. It's a pleasure to meet you!"

"Well, my name is Maria — Maria Cadenzavna Eve! I hope I've helped satisfy your curiosity."

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ — 𝘒𝘌𝘌𝘗 𝘠𝘖𝘜𝘙 𝙁𝘼𝙄𝙏𝙃, 𝘙𝘈𝘐𝘚𝘌 𝘠𝘖𝘜𝘙 𝙇𝙄𝙑𝙀𝙇𝙔 𝘍𝘈𝘊𝘌 𝘑𝘜𝘚𝘛 𝘎𝘌𝘛 𝘙𝘐𝘋 𝘖𝘍 𝘠𝘖𝘜𝘙 𝘽𝙍𝙊𝙆𝙀𝙉 𝘞𝘐𝘕𝘎𝘚, 𝙔𝙊𝙐'𝙍𝙀 𝙎̲𝙏̲𝙍̲𝙊̲𝙉̲𝙂̲ 𝙀𝙉𝙊𝙐𝙂𝙃 𝘽𝙔 𝙉𝙊𝙒❗️ ㅤ ₊˚ᯓ✮✮ #KillLaKillRP ╳ #MVRP ft. #RPSKY. ㅤ

"Ah... I may be," The symphogear wielder says, subconsciously brushing her fingers across the pendant embedded in her armor's chest. "Is there something you need? If you have to report something, it's better if you go through the proper authorities first, you know."

Maria points at herself, brow raised. "This woman, you mean?"

In the blink of an eye, Maria's own sword shrinks into the a dagger that she easily stows away in the large, silver gauntlet on her left arm. "Maria Cadenzavna Eve," she introduces herself, hand on her hip. "It's a pleasure. And your name is...?"

"En garde!" Maria holds her blade forward for just long enough before lowering it and smiling with a bit of cheek. "Just kidding~! It's dangerous to play with swords, you know! Why don't we put ours down and talk it out?"

"On the house...! Really? I mean, I know I shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth, but... what's the occasion?"