Everything worked out, apart from the two nuclear explosions and the thousands of dead and wounded. Goodnight #thefilmcrowd

There’s only three minutes left to wrap up all the intricate plot lines and character arcs #thefilmcrowd

The space chief is back - after half the country has been annihilated, the plonker. #thefilmcrowd

This isn’t half bad really Help #thefilmcrowd

A lady phoned the BBC earlier saying she’d heard there was a nuclear winter on the way, but don’t worry, there isn’t. #thefilmcrowd

What’s he got Jimmy? Herpes #thefilmcrowd

Got their Banksy guns #thefilmcrowd

It looks dangerous, let’s pick it up and take it indoors #thefilmcrowd

You’re not gonna pierce my power dome ducky #thefilmcrowd

Dr Tannoy, very good at public addresses #thefilmcrowd

Well that’s that then. #thefilmcrowd

Walking a bit like he’s shat himself. #thefilmcrowd

Good evening. Off to Neptune. If you get lost it’s just past Uranus. #thefilmcrowd

Ah the wonderful Cush, always brings on a feeling of melancholy in his later roles. Night to all. #thefilmcrowd

Very few ejaculations so far #thefilmcrowd

Touch of Kenneth Connor about this #thefilmcrowd

Watson, always at his club, dropping some sick beats and bustin some moves. #thefilmcrowd

Gd’evenin #thefilmcrowd

Not a good time to be a trustee #thefilmcrowd

Anything happened yet? #thefilmcrowd

Good evening #thefilmcrowd

It’s mostly just admin now then? #thefilmcrowd

🎶 Spool if you think it’s over 🎵 #thefilmcrowd

Who wrote this drivel? #thefilmcrowd

I don’t feel Spool is fully committed to his character #thefilmcrowd

Bored housewives in your area are waiting for your call, so they can bore you as much as this film does #thefilmcrowd

That’s the kind of knitwear that can stop antiaircraft fire. #thefilmcrowd

Enough with the French horn already #thefilmcrowd

Good evening. Where are we up to? #thefilmcrowd

Must be a Dolmio mattress #thefilmcrowd

😆 what the hell is this? #thefilmcrowd

Is that him making that noise? #thefilmcrowd

I’ve brought my sex candle to make us all horny #thefilmcrowd

Crickets are annoying please shut up. #thefilmcrowd

Good evening #thefilmcrowd

I expect Mr Pigeon will be in Trafalgar Square eating breadcrumbs #thefilmcrowd

It’s just the way my trouser ruck up #thefilmcrowd

Make room on the poop deck #thefilmcrowd

The Producers would like to thank the people of Colombia for their assistance in the making of this film. #thefilmcrowd

Good Lord that was awful. I’d watch it again though. Goodnight all #thefilmcrowd

Mr Lee, what do you think of the movie? #thefilmcrowd

The cloying machismo is almost overwhelming. #thefilmcrowd

I suppose you could argue that this is a clever satire on man’s dependence on fossil fuels. That or an idea scribbled on the back of a fag packet after a twelve hour bender. #thefilmcrowd

Piss in the petrol tanks. That will foil their dastardly plans. #thefilmcrowd

Why would the trail of a comet cause vehicles to become sentient? I feel this is a weakness in the plot. #thefilmcrowd

Couple of turds in the sewer, and that’s just the characters amiriGhT? #thefilmcrowd

This is about as erotic as splash back from a public urinal. #thefilmcrowd

I’m a mercan, I got me a basement full of gurns. #thefilmcrowd

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Stephen King has quite an obsession with possessed vehicles. #thefilmcrowd