I love that Stephen Colbert said to himself, before I die I want to sing with Paul McCartney and Elvis Costello. So he did. He’s earned that.

I see the @nytimes.com is back to “dems in disarray.” When they should be explaining the ruin the gop is laying down. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/10/u...

CNN has spent almost the entire morning talking about hantavirus and not about the deeply unstable president threatening nuclear war or about the end of civil rights. Just shit journalism. @cnn.com

Petition to make John Thune answer for all of it.

OTOH, I just saw the Andrew Ross Sorkin interview with that GameStop ceo and I haven’t laughed that much in a while. What in the end of capitalism was that train wreck?

John Sterling. What a legend.

Cool, another thing to piss off the brodudes.

Not the biggest thing but whiskey pete’s bright blue suits will never not be amusing. Is he going to prom after?

Everything whirling around is a direct result of the admin lying to the public every single day. They have zero credibility which makes people question everything. This is why being truthful about the small things matters.

Can’t believe mlb is still doing that ridiculous ghost runner rule. Dumbest thing ever.

you do not have to hand it to tucker carlson or marjorie taylor greene or alex jones or megyn kelly. they're all rats who see trump as a sinking ship and they're getting ready to jump in preparation for their next act. you do not have to fall for it.

The greatest marketing success of all time is Nutella convincing people to eat cake frosting for breakfast.

Watching Artemis and seeing what we are capable of just makes you want to throttle all of the trump enablers. It’s over. He’s done. Republicanism/conservatism is dead. It has failed. Just pull the plug already so we can move forward.

Did @yesnetwork.bsky.social replace their sound engineer with AI?

The next AG will be expected to cover up the files that are under order of release too. It’s a job requirement to break the law! Who in their right mind would take that?

Have the Cali dems sorted things out yet? What ever happened to brokering drop out deals? Get it together @democrats.org.

Yeah we don’t need to see the maga administrators here. Let’s focus on the science.

Best thing about Artemis is that they aren’t wearing the comically awful spacex suits.

Trump pulled the “two weeks” canard about Iran and most journalists are just… going with it.

The estate whose entire reason for being is to scrutinize now says this hasn’t been scrutinized.

20 minutes later and still no baseball. Lots of men yelling at me though. Also what the heck @netflix.com. I pay for no ads, I expect no ads. The Olympics honored it and so should you.

Per ESPN, game delayed. The delay:

Why are there taxis on the field lol? You’re trying too hard Netflix.

I was in a dicks sporting goods today and a basic tshirt with a player name and Nike swoosh is $50. For a t shirt. That’s crazy.

Big news is acting shocked, shocked that trump used classified docs for his own business interests. 🙄

I can’t believe there is a golf simulator league played by actual pros lol.

Looks like some positive news is dropping after a few well placed brokerage calls.

Wild how a compulsive liar can move markets without any evidence.

Did I miss all the Meta is changing its name to AI Slop jokes?

Every time I drop in on these hearings it’s a new bit of comedy. I don’t know who this bigoted SEC sorority treasurer is but lolol.

Satisfied thinking that people are moping around the WH because Venezuela won. 🥇

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Already mad at tomorrow’s sunday shows for how much deference they are going to give these administration jaggoffs.

There are 18(!) Dems running to fill the seat of @repbonnie.bsky.social. I’m all for democracy, but NJ is already a local news desert. That’s going to be a real slog.

For Cricket ✊🏼

@msnowreports.bsky.social katy tur has got to go.

Karoline Leavitt is imploding on live tv lol. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving liar.

They need a button to cut her mic

TIL there’s a conspiracy theory that Jim Carrey has been replaced by a clone. That’s enough internet for me.

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This post is really taking off. I know the Thanksgiving detail is grabbing, but I would encourage everyone to also read the full article about this family’s struggle at Dilley. They’ve been locked up for 130+ days. I spent hours with them on Zoom this week, and their story deserves to be heard.

Man even these Olympics are getting depressing. We need a new timeline.

This evil looking female staffer behind bondi is giving me the creeps.

Who knew that having a game show host appoint a game show contestant as transpo secretary would be problematic? 🤷‍♀️

Suck it, Duke.

Dems could win the presidency just by promising to fire Ralph Lauren from the next Olympics.

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I don’t think we talk enough about John Thune being one of the shifty seven Rs who spent July fourth in Russia a few years back.

Roy in his bucket hat is so 🩵. (Niche post.)

After every one of these email dumps, I’m struck by how functionally illiterate everyone involved appears to be.