Bylar this… Milevan that… what about the real ship of the show Jobopper (Joyce+Bob+Hopper)

*eat zucchini eat zucchini eat zucchini eat zucchini*

just saw a post about Georgie & Mandys First Marriage and genuinely got upset... maybe i take this shit too seriously lol

Me: I hate fandom discourse… Also me when there’s discourse:

Still haven’t watched the episode so in my head it was perfect and we are all happy and there will be no obnoxious discourse this hiatus

yall I wanted to make a tiktok about the tragic life of Shannon Diaz and started writing out some notes and uhh…. 1000 words later I think this might be a full video essay im not even past eddie begins…

you were right 911 tiktok is scary

Sometimes I think “am I really autistic or am I just dramatic” then I remember before I eat m&ms I have to sort them all by color.

Bro imma bout to have to defend myself I fear people think im an Eddie dick rider after my last tiktok… “you people seem to forget how he treated Shannon!” Like first off who’s “you people” second WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MY WIFE SHANNON DIAZ? Third I was defending the whole 118 not just Eddie

guys maybe im the crazy one but like they weren't that mean to buck last episode? everyones acting like the 118 each took turns punching him in the face with eddie taking two turns. im sorry were the others supposed to believe him? HE SAID BOBBY WAS TALKING TO HIM? hes a grown ass adult hes not 5

just saw a tiktok saying the avengers is marvels most iconic team. brother nobody even knew who they were till the mcu... the xmen is right there. most iconic has to be xmen right? you can argue fantastic four but the avengers??

“Look at my costume!” Genuinely the scariest part of the episode. Like I jumped because why would he think that was a good idea?? I understand him wanting to wear it but why didn’t he ask!!???? Then to call it a costume? HARRY WHAT ARE YOU DOING??

Wait guys are people actually upset about that episode cause no Buddie movement?? Like that was a good episode?? I’m so sorry like I love Buddie but I first and foremost love the show… anyways I had fun and loved the ideas/themes of the episode

I can’t stop thinking about eddies storyline holy shit! im coming just from a raised religious perspective not specifically catholic btw but the push and pull between looking for something to believe in but also being hurt by the church before and not knowing where to go I relate. It’s a great story

like spirituality vs religion

just watched the episode i liked it! eddies stuff was great as someone who grew up religious trying to grapple with having people in your life who believe while also seeing the harm that can come with religion was super interesting i just wish we dove a bit more into that after he snapped at buck

can't watch the episode till tomorrow after work... like on god i would have to miss the gay eddie episode live. this is the biggest gay eddie omen

yall i lowkey want to get red dead redemption 2

guys been thinking about the buddie kitchen fight again... i know its been 6 months but imma bout to make a tiktok rant. my favorite buddie scene

there may only be like 5 people here but at least they actually interact with me i hate twitter nobody likes me over there

may got the scoops ahoy steve drip?

i know its not... but what if it was

OMG i dreamed last night that i watched the new episode and there was a whole mayravi romcom ass subplot... did i say dream i meant nightmare

to clarify this is NOT fic author hate this is only Tommy Kinard hate lol

this is how i look opening a fic and seeing "Tommy Kinard" anywhere in the tags (...yes even "Tommy Kinard bashing")

if youre mad about the Micheal Grant cameo in the last episode because “it doesn’t fit the timeline” I fear your just watching a different show. LITERALLY NOTHING FITS IN THE TIMELINE!!! The 911 timeline is in the eyes of the beholder lol

lowkey this app feels like im just dming mia. like where is all the 911 oomfs??

I just love the actress for young Athena. it can’t be easy to step into a role played by Angela fucking Bassett but she always kills it.

AND SPACE LESBIANS!!!!!

i can’t lie I have loved this opening emergency. do I think it could’ve fit into 3 episodes instead of 4 yes but honestly I don’t mind it to much because they have a LOT of focus on characters and the emergency is kinda just set dressing as it should be imo

guys I just thought of something… what if eddies actually gay and in love with buck?

karen wilson my beloved #911onabc #karenwilson #henren

im still here btw

im genuinely so excited for May being a main this season. shes been my favorite character and I can’t wait for more storylines for her

hear me out 9-1-1 deadliest catch au........ because what if Bobby Nash was the captain of a crab boat called the 118 and a-shift were the crew. i will write this one-day trust

me joining blue sky trying to find my tw*tter oomfs