Happy Tuesday 💗

Wait, is this not how I'm supposed to sit?

I'm taking a page from @mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social and not posting a thirst trap. Look at this guy. He's fucking adorable.

Jon Stewart expressed many common misconceptions about what economists believe. We are not market absolutists. Long have we called for environmental regulations. Another John Stuart (Mill) called the environment the "inheritance of the human race, there must be regulations."

Hope you're enjoying the day off.

I have redneck friends. Chatting with one today and he said they're building a server farm to use condensate from the oil rigs for cooling. I'm kinda okay with this. It's not drinking water, it's a byproduct of oil production. AI sucks but people keep using it, might as well use shit oilfield water.

Ready for V-day?

Following in @pugsteady.com 's footsteps: If you'd like a roleplaying game that's created by a ton of trans and other queer folk (including me, hi) that doesn't funnel money to transphobic oligarchs, might I recommend the Trinity Continuum?

Oh btw, my BIRTHDAY is tomorrow, so send me good thoughts & tell me nice things… 🎂🎂🎂 Bring on the compliments!!

So much oil it started staining my skin.

Whenever you worry that you're bad for procrastinating remember, Game of Thrones(the show) aired two years before Grand Theft Auto 5 came out. He still hasn't finished the series(first book published in 1996).

How can I deny an order from the Queen? Let's keep it going. Quote post with your own boobs and spread some joy!

Let me give you the tour.

BREAKING: The High Sparrow named in latest Epstein file release.

Well, since I started it, I guess I better get some cake out on the ol skyline… #LetThemEatCake #NSFWAgainstICE

I want a prequel to GOT but it's just locker room scenes before tourneys of Jaime talking shit like Shoresy. "You should shave. It would look bigger." "The best part of Lannisport is your mom's house." "At least the Starks aren't here. A direwolf looking for a half-sausage would be bad for you."

Bet you wanna be a capybara.

Do I look like your guardian angel?

I like them almost as much as you do.

I'd live in these shadows.

Finally, a lingerie line for me and @mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social

Extra squeezable!

Help me with these straps.

I know the world is on fire and i can't fix that, but I can offer you a little distraction. ❤️

The right to remain silent should include the right to not have any biometric data recorded(fingerprints, DNA, photographs, etc.)

Ice Budget is bigger than FBI, DOJ, DEA, and all other federal law enforcement combined. To prosecute one crime, it has nearly a third the budget of every state and local police departments & jails. This isn't about budget deficits.

Daphne vs the mystery monster just dropped on OF!! As always, included with your subscription… NO PPV!! Yoinks!

Yeah, I’ve given up on mall stores. But, it would be super fun to go do some try-ons together! The pics would be epic!

Went to the mall. Nothing fit...

Capping credit cards to 10% will cause more harm than help. Consumer credit is competitive. Price controls create shortages. So instead, Consumers will use Payday Lenders w 300% interest. While evidence is mixed on banning payday lenders, a credit card ban will simply be bad.

Dothraki in a Northumbrian accent must sound funny AF.

It kinda fits.

Everyone please report this creep for harassment. A sex worker called him out for being a weirdo, and now he’s posting that she should “record herself ending it”. We do not need this incel shit here!

Watching TV and I look over to see one of my cats walking towards the kitchen with my bra in his mouth...

Well that's just peachy.

#MonochromeMonday You’ve seen this one before (probably), but it’s one of my all time favorites… 🖤🩶🤍

You ever notice how all the stuff that makes us happy is bad for us? Sugar, drugs, booze, driving fast, hell, even too much sun can be harmful. But not boobs! Boobs are zero calories and completely guilt free. Enjoy boobs today!

Tit window.

I was asked if I had a gyatt earlier...

Wholesome SW engagement thread. Post a pic of you and a pet.

It sucks when there's ice under the snow that makes me slip. But it's fucking hilarious when my dog slips on it.

Lolz. Sure. I dunno about that. I was just making a joke about history nerds pausing every five minutes to tell you what was incorrect. My life is full of nerds. I had a 20 minute conversation about Fanta being a creation of Nazi Germany the other day.

I feel like history shows/movies always get stuff wrong because otherwise their main consumers(history nerds/dads) wouldn't be as happy watching them with their friends and family to point out the errors.

My kid just ratted out my dog for stealing the kitty food when I wasn't looking.

Boingy boingy boingy

While Mrs Haverstock knows she can stay in my guest room if she wants. She makes a good point that the US was founded on some good ideas and shouldn't necessarily be abandoned just because it sucks atm. I'm not American but I can see the cool things it should/could do.

Alright. I'm ready for anything.

Sometimes I make dumb faces during a shoot.

I'm good at blowing.

Had two separate people say they saw me irl recently. One in Canmore and another in Ottawa. But I'm here in my tub so be aware there's a doppelganger or two out there wandering around.