Ask him if mine are more of a breakfast sammich. Maybe it seems like there's more urgency?

And the finished dish. It tasted so good I wanted to fuck the chef.... which was me... GODDAMMIT!

So tonight I learned how to make Adobo sauce(the sauce the chipotles come with in the can) and used it to make birria(I like to put stuff in the slow cooker while I'm live so it's pull-apart soft when I finish stream).

Transformers turn into everything EXCEPT a vibrator. Seems sub-Optimus...

Star Trek TNG is set in 2364. So if the Enterprise went to the Antares system, which is 554 light years from Sol, and they pointed a powerful telescope at Earth, they would see images from 1810. They could literally watch the Napoleonic Wars happening.

Twitch can be a little intense.

That's a new one on me. Local McDonald's has NFC circuits in their tables, presumably for those doodads you bring to your table when you want staff to bring your meal to you. Someone seems to have hacked the one at the table I was at. Putting your phone down would load PornHub in your browser.

Live streaming is scary bc it's not scripted. But then stuff like this happens that I could never have planned. #catsofbluesky

Double layered for your protection.

Is he gone yet?

Covering a lot of bases here: #MonochromeMonday #MassiveMammaryMonday #MilfMonday maybe a bit of: #Giantess #SizePlay and potential for smothering or eating you, if that’s your thing!

You ever have a smart cat? Gotta keep the laser away from her or she'll figure it out and stop chasing it? Yeah, that's why math has unsolvable truths. Godel pointed out the laser.

This is my uncertainty face. Clarke notes jobs contracted since last year. “The trend has been flat for ten months now." The Fed doesn’t have a lot of room to cut rates to ease job pressures due to inflation. Christopher notes that hiring for young people is “in the doldrums." 🧵

I don't do cosplay. I don't make costumes and I'm not good at picking characters that I might look like. So, I bought a rifleman's jacket. It's nice. Go read Sharpe or what the show or read any Cornwell. He's great.

My dog hates cops.

Yeah, I know I look like this blimp. Stop sending it to me.

A lot of these technologies that techbros tell us are inevitable sure ended up being pretty evitable after all

My massive milkers command you to be a good boy and sub to my page 🪄 Nerdy-Cinnamon.com

Yo Jabba Jabba.

So in the US people talk about defunding the police. In Canada, we just collectively refuse to become cops.

You should invite that cute gamergirl over 😉

Soft.

Don't lecture me on Pareto. I'm very familiar with Vilfredo's work(yes, his first name was Vilfredo). That 80/20 rule is just due to mathematics. It can be seen in the size of sand particles, meteorites and hard disk error rates. Just because you don't understand math doesn't make you right.

OK, a few questions. How does one measure "alpha-ness"? What is the scale on the women side of this obviously scientific chart? Finally, why would you want to be Alpha when the Beta end of the scale makes you invincible? Like, you could fight crime and stuff!

A little BTS from after stream.

Just gonna put this here.

Can you tell I'm happy?

This aggression will not stand, man.

MASS EFFECT MASS EFFECT MASS EFFECT MASS EFFECT MASS EFFECT MASS EFFECT

Everyone is always telling me I need longer hair. So I'm not tell PJ what to do, but I'm about the same age and enjoy the shorter hair.

#SpotTheScammer @shirleyjohn5.bsky.social - Affection scammer, bio "JUST KEEP LOVING GOD" (stop shouting plz). Claims they are "looking for a serious, genuine relationship" and asks to be contacted on Telegram. Using pics of Bayesia Nash, @bayesianash.bsky.social. linktr.ee/BayesiaNash

Gotta shake em.

How many people fired up the GOT mod on CK3 after watching AKOTSK to play this guy? Prowess of 52 is nuts.

Happiness.

Immigration brings terrorism and organized crime to North America. But that was the Irish and Italians. The new ones just bring good food.

Prepare to be assimilated. (I’m counting this as #MonochromeMonday even though it’s a bit of a cheat… hive mind has deemed it acceptable) #ResistanceIsFutile

Resistance is futile. 🖤🖤🖤 #StarTrek #Cosplay #Borg #HiveMind #NerdAlert

Samesy.

🫧Sudsy🫧🫧

Just gonna say it so it's on record. Daeron Targeryon becomes the three eyed raven. This does two things; removes him from getting in Egg's way to become king AND legitimasizes Bran's claim to the throne bc he's technically the heir.

I hate how we compare ourselves to each other all the time(height, weight, size, etc). If I had a time machine I'd go back and kill the guy who invented numbers so we couldn't compare ourselves. But then I'd be stuck there bc I couldn't tell my time machine what year to go back to...

What if I just stayed in bed all day?

This is my dog. There are many like him but this one is mine.

i still cannot believe that rise of skywalker and into darkness, the rock bottoms of two scifi series, were made by the same guy.

#ThrowbackThursday Missing my garden today! But, springtime is not too far off where I am… maybe I’ll start some seeds about it… 🌱🌱🌱

I'm not saying to not hate the rich. But you're rich. You're looking at this on a supercomputer that fits in your pocket. People used to die of diarrhea. You eat spicy food for fun.

The view Jabba was enjoying before Luke ruined everything.

Happy Tuesday 💗

Wait, is this not how I'm supposed to sit?

I'm taking a page from @mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social and not posting a thirst trap. Look at this guy. He's fucking adorable.