Imagine investing your retirement money in that stupid stock and then Elon got hit by a gravel truck.

Offering you a healthy, organic, loin chop on #ThighThursday … all natural and home grown!

The spicy live last night was fun.

British schools are so anti-egalitarian. They'll say "I did my A levels" and I'm like "You already knew what grade you'd get?"

I don't get how eugenics was ever even considered science. We spent centuries breeding warrior families together and instead of ultimate badasses, we got weird looking dudes who can't stop bleeding.

Reply or quote with your favourite non D&D RPG

Thought I'd make a sticker against AI Enjoy this DOOM inspired one! 20% off for Pride Month btw world4joy.etsy.com/au/listing/4...

I don't know what this is called but I'm gonna count it as exercise.

Who's a good boy?

Nothing is prettier than a smile 😁

Didn't post this on insta bc of the nip...

Yikes. Those Albertans sure know how to read a room...

This AI summary of me is hilarious. Gonna have to apologize for doxxing my boyfriend...

The best part of 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple is when they talk about how their timeline is better than the one we're in now.

PSA: If you're opposed to sex work and sex workers, never travel. Every single bed in every hotel has had a sex worker ply their trade on it. EVERY ONE. Source: my mom ran hotels.

It's mother's day. Behave accordingly.

What if he just misses when the ship got stuck so he closed Hormuz for nostalgia.

I think it's very funny that a segment of the babies who disliked the movie disliked it because it dared to believe star wars could be more than one family. they wanted the sacred texts and nothing more, having media literacy so bad that they missed the scene literally talking about why dogma is bad

Put a poll up on my spicy sites asking if my Jedi post or my Sith post was more fun. #revengeofthefifth

Are you down with the thickness?

You ever feel like you don't fit in?

👉👈 Can everyone sub to my OF or Fansly that'd be nice I got lots of videos & pics on there and growing 💙

Walking into Sunday like this.

Me & captain Pikachu hanging out

I'm afraid of posting this on Instagram, so I'll put it here. Another reason to follow all my socials.

Help me with these straps.

Time for snuggles.

Wait. Is Grand Admiral Thrawn supposed to be Karl Dönitz?

Betcha wanna see what else I filmed, eh?

Told my kid it was legal in Canada to punch nazis since 1939. Anyways, some kid in middle school who said Hitler was good and they support ICE got punched today.

This gif is crazy. 😆

Unfortunately, it was a *sniff sniff* "pass" response from all my cats. But a worthwhile experiment.

*Beowulf leading his men on the oars* "Grendel's mom has got it going on!"

Wait. There's an episode of The Pitt where a woman almost dies of a heart attack bc her honkers are too big? New fear unlocked...

Ask him if mine are more of a breakfast sammich. Maybe it seems like there's more urgency?

And the finished dish. It tasted so good I wanted to fuck the chef.... which was me... GODDAMMIT!

So tonight I learned how to make Adobo sauce(the sauce the chipotles come with in the can) and used it to make birria(I like to put stuff in the slow cooker while I'm live so it's pull-apart soft when I finish stream).

Transformers turn into everything EXCEPT a vibrator. Seems sub-Optimus...

Star Trek TNG is set in 2364. So if the Enterprise went to the Antares system, which is 554 light years from Sol, and they pointed a powerful telescope at Earth, they would see images from 1810. They could literally watch the Napoleonic Wars happening.

Twitch can be a little intense.

That's a new one on me. Local McDonald's has NFC circuits in their tables, presumably for those doodads you bring to your table when you want staff to bring your meal to you. Someone seems to have hacked the one at the table I was at. Putting your phone down would load PornHub in your browser.

Live streaming is scary bc it's not scripted. But then stuff like this happens that I could never have planned. #catsofbluesky

Double layered for your protection.

Is he gone yet?

Covering a lot of bases here: #MonochromeMonday #MassiveMammaryMonday #MilfMonday maybe a bit of: #Giantess #SizePlay and potential for smothering or eating you, if that’s your thing!

You ever have a smart cat? Gotta keep the laser away from her or she'll figure it out and stop chasing it? Yeah, that's why math has unsolvable truths. Godel pointed out the laser.

This is my uncertainty face. Clarke notes jobs contracted since last year. “The trend has been flat for ten months now." The Fed doesn’t have a lot of room to cut rates to ease job pressures due to inflation. Christopher notes that hiring for young people is “in the doldrums." 🧵

I don't do cosplay. I don't make costumes and I'm not good at picking characters that I might look like. So, I bought a rifleman's jacket. It's nice. Go read Sharpe or what the show or read any Cornwell. He's great.

My dog hates cops.

Yeah, I know I look like this blimp. Stop sending it to me.