Nobody: 7yo: I WOULD NEVER WANT TO STOP CRAFTING IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE. Us: … Me: rock on kiddo.

Jokes from a 7yo: What would you do if a chicken died? Cry out gas. 🤷🏻🐓

I feel like yesterday was Halloween, but tomorrow is December. I don’t understand how November is over… nothing happened and now it’s just gone. Now we have to do Christmas. wtf is this year.

Working at a high school and the office is right next to the band room. Matching band is practicing Smells Like Teen Spirit and I Knew You Were Trouble… they’re not bad.

The little one was using my flashlight today. 🔦🪫

@npcaaron.bsky.social: that thing looks cool, let’s kill it. … Aaron: I’m going to massacre all these fuckin plant things. Me: video games really bring out the settler-colonialist in you 🙃

*playing Minecraft* Aaron: *finds a vex spawner* 7yo: what are vexes? Aaron: they’re the tiny little monsters with wings 7yo: oh! I call them rude fairies.

An “all of the above” answer cannot actually be correct if a “none of the above” option is above it. Why do training modules do this 😑

Ep 76: #PerfectBlue For the first time ever we cover an animated film! #SatoshiKon 's classic thriller about fame and murder, Perfect Blue, is one of Aaron's favorite animated movies ever.  Will Torin and Ana be similarly enthused? #HTLTD #HorrorMovie #HorrorThriller #Anime #MovieReview

How to Love the Dark, Ep 75 - #Candyman (2021)! Is the team ready for a requel? 🐝 #HTLTD #HorrorMovies #MoviePodcast #NiaDaCosta #CabriniGreen #DanielRobitaille #ShermanFields www.podbean.com/ei/pb-ztz7q-...

Ep 74 - Candyman: Day of the Dead is ready for your ear holes! It’s another direct to video Candyman installment… but we do get to place him in the Die-erarchy! 🍯🐝 #HTLTD #HorrorMovie #MoviePodcast #RankedList #MovieRanking #Candyman #Candyman3 www.podbean.com/ei/pb-6vi9t-...

So… I didn’t notice until 7pm that the linen pants I was wearing all day long… were on backwards. I’ll be 40 in November and clothes still mystify me. That’s fine. This is great. I’m an adult. 🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻

Bonus episode!! Aaron’s got a 31 Days of Horror list for you… take a listen and let us know which ones you watch! #HTLTD #HorrorMovies #MoviePodcast #HorrorPodcast #31DaysOfHorror #OctoberHorrorMovies #HalloweenSeason #SpookySeason www.podbean.com/ei/pb-bsmim-...

Kids found a spider in their room that @npcaaron.bsky.social had to relocate outside. They named the lil guy “Bob Outsidey Jr.” I hope Mr Outsidey Jr likes the rain… 😬 ☔️ 🕷️

7yo: did you see that?! how did it do that? 10yo: maybe it was a ghost 7yo: awww! We have the best ghosts. Thank you, ghost! 10yo: wut

Ok, I’m going to preface this 2am thought with this: I already know I’m ridiculous, ok? I’d like audio books to have subtitles. “But Ana, that’s just an ebook that reads itself.” Yes! You get it!! I want that.

Ep 73 - #Candyman 2: Farewell To The Flesh is out now! Will this sequel live up to the original? Or are we giving the scare-ometer a break this week? #HTLTD #HorrorMovie #MoviePodcast #TonyTodd #DanielRobitaille #SweetsToTheSweet www.podbean.com/ei/pb-pkrk3-...

Heard my spouse from the kids bedroom: “[7yo]! Stop playing with John Cena and go to sleep!” … “If you can’t leave John Cena alone, we’ll have to take screen time away.”

This morning felt like fall might be in the air… so I wore a sweater and almost sweat to death. I wanna wear my cozy shit already. Summer needs to sit down and let other seasons have their moment.

Ep 72 - #Candyman is out now! #HTLTD #HorrorMovie #MoviePodcast #TonyTodd #VirginiaMadsen #UrbanLegends #GothicHorror #CliveBarker #BernardRose Listen here: www.podbean.com/ei/pb-6su6k-...