I'm a bit worried about someone's bad breath.

I would like a new hat.

shit basketballs

Thanks, now I just need $9,999.99 more to take a trip to outer space!

All hail the virtual boy!

Don't try this at home!

Don't be rough with my sausage!

Please buy my new cd.

Let me fuck you because god knows no one else wants to.

I'm drunk! I must warn you!

This song reminds me of sad things.

Why is there no filter?

I make your balls as blue as your face you bald ass whore.

Have you ever called a flight attendant "mommy?" By accident, of course.

Hold on a minute!

Who has tried destroying America?

I wanna play with you. Pretty please?

I'm back bitches.

By the power of ice cream!

Remember kids, always wash your hands after number ones and twos.

Photographer titled it "nothing is a coincidence."

FUCKING HATE MY LIFE

Using a laptop and the internet is a waste of time.

This is the highest quality grill I could buy. I traded my car for it.

Now is not the time to use that.

Don't do that shit in public. Fucking nasty.

I mostly come up here when I have to fart.

My dicc is too small.

My face hurts :)

Who wants the d?

Sometimes when people give me advice, I nod and pretend to listen.

Stop bein' a turd.

Who's greatest weakness is cute boys?

Never gonna give you up, gonna let you down

No way, I love you more!

I used to think my dad was the coolest. Now I know better. Ha. Ha. Ha.

mom's spaghetti

I'll give you a hard boiled egg if you go out with me.

Home-cooked tap water!

Who can't sleep without wetting the bed?

Hail the sandwich!

I got in a fight with pookie. I'm so upset!

What even is the point of this?

I don't waste my time on frivulous things? Like showers. Who needs them?

Thai food is the king of cuisine and I am their loyal subject.

Who likes cocaine every morning?

It's not me time...

I'm in a hurry. Put on the fastest clothes.

Who has tried murder?

He loves it!