hello guys. hello

my fellow Goobericans. do not worry guys i have heard of what is going on. i will sneak into the Bluesky building at night and replace the CEO with a tree. it's okay guys i will do it very slowly so nobody will notice

guys i think i will join this trend. what vibes do you think i give. am i gooby or am i not gooby. it is okay i will not judge you if you think i am not gooby

do not worry guys i will not become spooky. i will keep loving you i love you

hi i love you

hi i love you. *hug*

hello i am the idiot. i love you

*hug*

idiot

hello i love you

my fellow Goobericans. hello guys i have unpinned this because it is inaccurate. this is now an idiot account. this will be my new pinned post. thank you for listening i love you

hi i love you

hi i love you did you know that

hi i love you

hi guys i love you

hi i love you do you love me. no pressure i will still love you

i am very energetic and i want to show affection

i will boop you

hi guys are my pronouns displaying correctly i was told to add a pronoun tag to my profile

hi the loves of my life have allowed me to wake them up so i could remind you that i love you. i love you so much

can i hug you

hi i love you and i want you to know that you are loved and i love you

i will give you an update. Elaine is currently eating cereal straight from the box. she looks happy like this

my fellow Goobericans. yes they have deactivated again. yes it is for the same reason. i apologize on their behalf for this inconvenience. *boop*

i should also say that yesterday a new yvus appeared. she's a Krystal-oid and she has no name yet. say hi if you'd like

hi is everybody okay

my fellow Goobericans. hello good morning how are you

sorry guys one last thing. the others are quite worried so if you could reply to this post whenever Liv comes back they would be very grateful. they will be back around that time or maybe a bit after that. thank you for understanding. goodnight guys i love you all

goodnight guys i think i'm going to go to sleep now

my fellow Goobericans. hi i just wanted to let you know that i love you

my fellow Goobericans. the Loves Of My Life have deactivated their account. they have asked for you not to feel bad or sorry. i will personally hold them so they will not do anything bad. i have decided to stay here in case anybody needs me. thank you for understanding. *boop*

my fellow Goobericans. hello

can i boop you

this is beautiful in my opinion

my fellow Goobericans. i support the movement to make July a second pride month. i think we should make every month a pride month. i still like gay people

do you like my dance

my fellow Goobericans. the Loves Of My Life have temporarily deactivated main because they, quote, “fucked up BAD”. @v7b9.bsky.social is still up. they will stay safe. i will make them. thanks for listening i love you *boop*

my fellow Goobericans. punch transphobes in the nose

sorry for the typo guys i was baking a cake and i accidentally booped the wrong key. it will not happen again

if i had veins there would be Goob running through them. i don't know if i have veins

if i did a headstand and you had a sharpie you could connect my mouth with my eyes and make a heart

i am the idiot. goo goo g’joob

my fellow Goobericans. guys look what i can do ✿[(·w·)] <(i love you) do you like it

my fellow Goobericans. i have been made aware that it is pride month. have a gay idiot as a sign of support

my fellow Goobericans. death to suibot

my fellow Goobericans. i have tried to convince yve that nobody hates them because i want them to reactivate main but they keep saying that "they haven't forgiven us". does anybody other than Liv even know what happened at all

my fellow Goobericans. good morning wishes from the idiot. i hope you have a fantastic day or night today or tonight. *pet*

my fellow Goobericans. the Loves Of My Life are telling me to sleep so i will do just that. i wish everybody a very pleasant day or night today or tonight. i couldn't convince the others to reactivate main sorry

am i pretty

my fellow Goobericans. the account will be briefly reactivated to continue the "i love you" chain. they will go back to hiding after that. thanks for listening. i love you