I don't know how to feel upon seeing the results of my search being King Sunny Ade's Synchro System and Synchro system by Olamide (both songs), when what I am really expecting is synchro systems in control engineering.

Someone said: "Typiquement le devoir de fidélité est une atteinte au droit de disposer de son corps." ...and suddenly I have something to think about.

I'm publishing more stories in 2026. That's not a warning, it's a threat.

We're talking about Benoit Blanc, but what happened to Hercule Poirot?

My wife handed me a clean towel and asked me to “put it in its place.” So, I looked at it and said, “Don’t forget that you’re only a towel,” and I was reminded yet again of just how lucky this woman was to be married to me.

Someone said: "Typiquement le devoir de fidélité est une atteinte au droit de disposer de son corps." ...and suddenly I have something to think about.

The worst thing about communicating with aliens from their home planet is that the screen shows them as "typing" for 487 years.

Nigerian songs and sexual innuendo are like 5&6.

It just occurred to me that the way Dr. Manhattan experiences time is the same way Amy Adam's character in Arrival does as well.

"He sees the good in every one. I see the truth."

Has Batman ever thought of growing a beard? Or perhaps it'd make the lower half of his face less nondescript and that's what he's avoiding? (Random pedestrian: "Hey, I've seen that beard on TV before.")

Why is the world taking the wrong lessons from black mirror episodes?

batman has midlife crisis and starts a more comprehensive night time moisturiser and anti-aging serum ritual for the lower half of his face

I thought e pluribus unum was a sort of motto for the idea of a chosen one destined to do something great, and not what the US interpreted to mean a cohesive unity.

"I cannot understand how life existed 5 years ago without the product I'm selling"

Day and night and the seasons have really made the passage of time easy to fathom. Imagine if, globally, there was just one season, and nights didn't exist, and there was no way of telling what time it was celestially...

Ironically, it makes them feel safe. —Dr. Manhattan

Is Nigerian really just a euphemism for mediocrity?

So being a god makes you nihilistic, eh, Dr. Manhattan? And naked almost all the time?

Why, oh, why, do they need to keep making their godforsaken bombs? —Adrien Veidt

Maybe it's the original blueprint of Superman, but I found the man of steel to be too idealistic that it almost borders on stupidity. Here's something he should think about:

It is characteristic of the Nigerian small-business owner to ask/harass/guilt trip you repeatedly to patronize them and make you an enemy when you don't, ignoring your reasons on why you can't.

Beyoncé, COWBOY CARTER, BODYGUARD, art pop, 28,570 minutes listened. #Spotifywrapped N.B: I'm not a fan, this just happens to be a good album.

just a reminder we’re in that music limbo period where Spotify wrapped doesn’t count what you listen to

I canceled my Spotify subscription this year so they sent my Wrapped through my living room window attached to a brick

"If the tables were turned, would you help me?" Yes. Yes, I would.

People need to stop waving that word "single" everywhere. You did not pay for ads.

The way to a man's heart is through his pelvis. (A sort of mnemonic to recall that males generally possess a heart-shaped pelvic inlet).

[bedtime] daughter: dad, i’m afraid a bug will crawl into my mouth while i’m sleeping me: don’t be silly, the spiders that live in your eyebrows would catch it first daughter: … me: night, sweetheart

So traumatised by the Nigerian injustice that you step on your fellow man without remorse. Bunch of inane cycle peddlers. Fiona was right. Evil is a relay sport when the one who's burned turns to pass the torch.

Procrastination and laziness produce the same output.

As a Nigerian, what is this scene even talking about?

I read the screenplay for Watchmen and The Batman and they read like...comic books.

You lied, Ava.

You don't have to be strong enough to carry a woman. It's helpful to be that strong, but you don't have to be.

Two vegans can never beef.

Buying books and reading books are two mutually exclusive hobbies.

@thejosephabiola.bsky.social has been a good citizen! No profanity found in their last 460 posts.

Reading James Cameron's bio, and I just can't help but see how accomplished that man is.

@profanity.accountant try me.

"You still have Earth."

I really like Lily-Rose Depp's work rate.

Unrelated, but I just realize I struggle with giving characters British voices when I read.

It's almost December and still no whiff of harmattan in the air.

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

I'm now switching to reading the text that's outside the parenthesis before reading what's in the parenthesis. I don't know if that means anything pychologically speaking.

Has anyone ever considered that there are as many time travelling mercenaries as there are as many time travelling revolutionaries who attempt taking Hitler's life at age one? That explains how Hitler lived that old in this universe. (Ignore the branched timeline theory).