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Football coach or freeballing coach? 😅

Thanks again to all who tuned into the new Blackjack Bro show the other day! As usual, Bro is completely oblivious of all his wardrobe mishaps despite being cocky enough to raise the stakes (if he loses, he has to cum on cam). Maybe you can guess how that played out 😅

I still haven't perfected the shrink-ray, but I figured maybe a growth-ray would be easier...well in backfired completely in a big explosion. Back to the drawing board I guess 😅

Join me in one hour (8 PM EST) for a new Blackjack Bro on joystick.tv/t/u/pantsed_... Hope you can make it! 😘

You've only been back in school for what 2 days and you already have detention? Well, you deserve it! And remember, no talking! SSR means sit down shut up and read! Wait a second... what are you doing?! 😳

Join me tomorrow on joystick joystick.tv/t/u/pantsed_... at 8PM EST for my first livestream of the year! 🤠 I'll be playing RDR2 😉

Imagine sitting down at a busy cafe, when all of a sudden everyone is laughing and looking at you. You look down and see your pants ripped open on both sides of the zipper, and your dick is sticking completely out... 😳

While giving a presentation on irrational fears, one student asked if pants falling down would be an example. The professor agreed, & suggested that wearing a belt can help. If only he knew that the belt would just catch onto his underwear, dragging it down in front of everyone😳

Did you know there's a fetish involving balloons called 'looning'? Years ago I took a stab at it by integrating it with my own wardrobe malfunction act. I almost completely forgot I even made this! What do you think? Should I do more like this?😅

Starting next week I'm going to try to do a lot more streaming, but this weekend I really need to catch up on my freelancing work so unfortunately no stream this weekend. But! I did finish the 2025 compilation. This is from the usual vids. I'll have another comp for livestreams😉

Happy New Year everyone! Or should I say nude year? 😅 Wish me luck on my flight home! Hopefully there's no incidents like the last time... I gotta make it home in time for the gooning sesh @ 10 PM EST! Hope you can make it! streaming on both onlyfans.com/pantsed_dude & justfor.fans/pantsed_dude ✈

my New Year’s resolution? wear this suit more often. I think I look quite good in it….wait… what do you mean something is sticking out? 😳

Hard to believe next year is just a few days away. I wont be home to do my usual cumshot countdown, but as soon as i get back im going to stream and also make a compilation of my best clips from 2025. what are some of your favorites? 😄

Merry Christmas everyone! and a happy nude year 🤭

Little sneak peek from the Blackjack Bro Christmas Special. 🎅Check out the full 38 min highlights video on onlyfans.com/pantsed_dude Also I'm running a 50% off sale from now thru the end of the year onlyfans.com/pantsed_dude 😉 Thank you all for a great 2025 💖

Just made some adjustments to the new shrink ray video. I didn't notice it at first but it looked like I was being squashed down as I was shrinking lol. I think this looks much better, what do you guys think? 😅

I've always loved the idea of shrinking out of clothes, so I came up with this scenario where I'm testing out my shrink ray, except there's a slight malfunction...the clothes don't shrink with me, leaving them in a giant heap on the ground while I stand there, completely naked 😅 What do you think?

🎅The Crypto Bro Christmas Special from last year was a ton of fun, and I played around with some new fx and things to really up the ante from the year before. Anyone watch it live? If not, the highlights vid is available on OF and JFF (along with the gooning after-show 😉 🎄

Anyone remember the wipe it down challenge from back in the day? This was my take on it 😅

Join me tonight for a New Goon Cave at 8 PM EST on OF! Going to put on some old festive underwear. Maybe do more decorating of my tree as well. I have to make it look better than last year, you know?😅

Presentation on erectile dysfunction turns into a...different type of "presentation" 😅

Here's a brand new clip for you all! I've wised up to those pantsing ghosts' antics! 🤓 I now wear several layers of underwear 🩲🩲🩲 I'd like to see them try to remove every layer without me realizing, there's just no way 😌

Ok...maybe I do need a new belt this christmas...and underwear! This commando thing isn't working out 😅 BTW I have a wishlist! check it out here throne.com/pantsed_dude 😉

In just 2 hours (8 PM EST) Crypto Bro is going LIVE to try and catch the bottom of the massive dump that has overtaken crypto since the last show. Can he pull it off or will he end up losing his pants? 🤭 Find out tonight! 😄 joystick.tv/t/u/pantsed_...

Going up? Looks like something is coming down...two things actually...🤭

It's blizzard season for a lot of folks out there 🌬 ❄ Be extra careful and make sure your clothes are secure and won't just fly off with the wind...like mine did 😫

I have a confession to make: my tree currently is not up yet, but something else is! Can you guess 😎

My friend asked me if I needed help decorating the tree, and I said ok...and then she did this instead 😫 That's NOT helping!!! And she got it all on video! 😳

What could be worse than having to give a presentation? What about someone in the audience with telekinetic powers who makes your pants burst open, and then pulls your underwear up too so everything is on full display? 🤔

Why is it not "Cyber Sunday"? Has a much better ring to it than "Cyber Monday" 🤔 Also, tomorrow is December? 🤯 You know what that means! Also also, get 50% off from today until the end of "cyber monday" 😄

Needed a jog after getting a little overstuffed on thanksgiving dinner...and yes this is how I warm up before a run! Might look a little silly, but it really gets the blood pumping! 😅

What are you thankful for? I'd have to say...belts. Definitely belts. Wait...did I forget to put my belt on? 😳

This is why I'll never do yoga again 😳 My instructor embarrassed me so hard! 😫

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Slo mo camera is one of the greatest inventions of all time, wouldn't you agree? 😄

Happy International Men's Day! What's you're favorite way to celebrate? Mine is lifting weights 😎 You thought I was going to say something else didn't you? You have a dirty mind! 😂

POV: I'm showering naked 😎

The Blackjack Bro from Saturday was a lot of fun & thanks to all who tuned in! Here's a little sneak peek, and yes I may have gone a little overboard with the emojis/sfx 😅 but the full version is without all that. BTW, yes there is a cumshot ending 😉

New Blackjack Bro show tomorrow @ 8 PM EST joystick.tv/t/u/pantsed_.... I started playing that new game I was going to stream, but quickly realized it is not the right type of game 😅 We'll just do some strip blackjack instead 😉

Another thing I really like about bsky is the lack of rage bait in my feed. Twitter is absolutely full of it. The only bait I want to see is master bait 😎 What about you all? 😅

Hard at work? Or semi at work? 😅

Let's settle the debate! Boxers or briefs? uhh...and...ignore that 3rd option 😳

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Did you know I unintentionally set a world record for fastest stripped completely naked by two others? 😮 No one ever believes me but it's true and I have video proof! 😎 Time to beat is just under 3 seconds. Who is going to break the record next? 😉

I just revamped an old vid where I'm carrying laundry and get pantsed 👖 Added a bunch new fx, & gave a voice to the "pantser". I had some trouble deciding how I should voice it, but then I tried an impression of a certain character & it stuck...can you tell who it is? 😅

When they said "first one to fall asleep will have pics taken of their booty hole" I thought they were joking! 😳Last time I try to fall asleep first at a sleepover 😩

For the Pantsing ghost, pants aren't enough! Be careful out there folks, they go for underwear too 😫 Sort of a POV PSA for you all 😄

Those pantsing ghosts haven't bothered me in days...I think I'm finally in the clear 😌

Highlights video for the Halloween Gaming & Gooning stream is now up on OF & JFF. Here's a little clip from it, me dressed as Harry Potter, roleplaying as Hank Hill in VR chat in an 18+ hangout world. Probably not something you'd see every day😄 onlyfans.com/2066831531/p... justfor.fans/pantsed_dude