I wasn't exactly the fastest on my cross country team, but they were so nice and even nicknamed me "The Flash". And somehow the name just stuck! 😄

St. Patrick's Day is coming up...going to need a lot more than a lucky T-shirt this year I think. Any suggestions? 😅

Blackjack Bro plays by the rules. Even til the very end, when everything is on the table...and he loses 😳 And by everything I mean cum 😉 Watch the full highlights video on OF/JFF with the special ending 💦 onlyfans.com/pantsed_dude

Good news! I'm getting my merch back up! As some of you may know I closed my shopify account a while ago because the fees outweighed the profits. Well I got set up on Amazon Merch which has no monthly fees 😎 I have my first design approved. Look up "do not pants me" on amazon 😉

Last day to grab 50% off the OF! Also...join me tonight on joystick for a new Blackjack Bro! joystick.tv/t/u/pantsed_... Highlights will be available tomorrow on OF & JFF 😉 & in case you're unfamiliar, here's a little clip that should explain 😄

Hydration is important! Hope you're all staying well hydrated. And yes...belts...also important 😅

Thanks again to all who tuned into the Gaming and Gooning stream last week! The highlights video is now available on OF onlyfans.com/pantsed_dude (currently 50% off, just $4) 😉. Join me this saturday once again on joystick for a new show. Maybe Blackjack Bro? What do you want to see? 😄

Does this happen to anyone else? 😅 Seriously though I still haven't been able to finish the movie 😔

Running a 50% off sale from now til the end of the month. It's a short month so that isn't long 😅 Seriously Feb is too short! 😫 But you know what isn't short? My catalog of gooning & cumshot vids, & episodes from Crypto Bro &other shows. All for just $4 🤯 onlyfans.com/pantsed_dude

Putting the "rip" in Drip 😎

🕹 Join me tonight at 8 PM EST for a little Gaming and Gooning, free on joystick.tv/t/u/pantsed_... Hope you can make it! 😄

Some people say I don't show enough ass or hole 😞 How's this? 😅 Note, I mostly post my hole stuff on OF 😉

Yes, I'm auditioning for a role as a spring door stopper, how did you know? 😅

I've done a few variations of this tied up and stripped/fondled type scenario, but this one I almost completely forgot about. 😅What do you guys think?

little throwback to my riskiest vid 😅

Goon Cave tonight at 8 PM EST on OF and JFF (fixed JFF streaming issue). I was going to stream last night but I ended up visiting family longer than expected. BTW hope you all had a great Valentine's Day! ❤ justfor.fans/pantsed_dude onlyfans.com/pantsed_dude

Happy Valentine's Day 💖 I normally keep these types of vids exclusive on my OF but here's a little peek...btw, I'm running a 50% off sale thru valentine's day😉 onlyfans.com/pantsed_dude

The highlights vid for the new Crypto Bro is now up on OF and JFF 😎Total runtime: 22 minutes. Here's a little teaser. And yes the highlights video ends with gooning 😉 onlyfans.com/2272694610/pantsed_dude justfor.fans/pantsed_dude

You're sitting across from me on the subway and see this... How would you react? 😅

I always liked the idea of a mouse cursor causing the exposure, because the viewer can imagine it's their mouse. Too bad so many people are on mobile 😅

Thanks again to all who tuned into last night's Crypto Bro show! I'm still working on the full highlights video which will be posted on OF, but here's a little teaser. And yes 😎 this show did end with some gooning so that will be included in the highlights 💦😉

I hate it when my camera glitches 😖 Hopefully no glitches during tonight's show 😅

Join me tonight @ 8 PM EST on joystick.tv/t/u/pantsed_... for a new Crypto Bro show 🕹 The crypto market crashed hard over the last couple months & yes Crypto Bro is buying the dip! But will he just lose his pants again? Find out tonight! 👀

Join me for a new Gamer Bro tomorrow at 8PM EST on joystick.tv/t/u/pantsed_... Haven't done this character in a while so I hope you can come 😄

Guess what's just two Fridays away? 😄

Join me tonight at 8 PM EST for a new Gaming and Gooning Stream joystick.tv/t/u/pantsed_... Schedule I released the Shrooms update recently & I've really gotten back into the game. Here's a little highlight from the last time I played the game. Hope you join me😉

Ai could never...

Professor Andy has suffered a lot of wardrobe mishaps over his long teaching career over at Pantsed University. Here's a little compilation. What is your favorite? 😄

Have you ever felt like your dick is hanging out, but when you look down, everything seems fine? Well, it's actually hanging out, it just hides when you look down. 😅 Also yes, there is a cumshot version of this! onlyfans.com/2238469197/p...

I had a massive brain fart earlier today & sent out a post about a sale, but forgot to run the actual sale. It's live now. Anyone who accidentally bought full price today, DM me on OF and I'll make it right ❤ sorry about that 😅

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No stream tonight. Just got done with work and all I wanna do is go on a run! Just kidding, I'm going to catch up with the new Fallout eps with some buddies lol. That show is insanely good btw, I highly recommend it! Goggins is a standout but by no means carries the show 😉They're all excellent

Valentine's Day is coming up, and I wanted to get a head start. Wait...not that kinda head! 😫

Group gooning session starts in 1 hour. Are you going to come? 😅 Streaming on onlyfans.com/pantsed_dude and justfor.fans/pantsed_dude

Football coach or freeballing coach? 😅

Thanks again to all who tuned into the new Blackjack Bro show the other day! As usual, Bro is completely oblivious of all his wardrobe mishaps despite being cocky enough to raise the stakes (if he loses, he has to cum on cam). Maybe you can guess how that played out 😅

I still haven't perfected the shrink-ray, but I figured maybe a growth-ray would be easier...well in backfired completely in a big explosion. Back to the drawing board I guess 😅

Join me in one hour (8 PM EST) for a new Blackjack Bro on joystick.tv/t/u/pantsed_... Hope you can make it! 😘

You've only been back in school for what 2 days and you already have detention? Well, you deserve it! And remember, no talking! SSR means sit down shut up and read! Wait a second... what are you doing?! 😳

Join me tomorrow on joystick joystick.tv/t/u/pantsed_... at 8PM EST for my first livestream of the year! 🤠 I'll be playing RDR2 😉

Imagine sitting down at a busy cafe, when all of a sudden everyone is laughing and looking at you. You look down and see your pants ripped open on both sides of the zipper, and your dick is sticking completely out... 😳

While giving a presentation on irrational fears, one student asked if pants falling down would be an example. The professor agreed, & suggested that wearing a belt can help. If only he knew that the belt would just catch onto his underwear, dragging it down in front of everyone😳

Did you know there's a fetish involving balloons called 'looning'? Years ago I took a stab at it by integrating it with my own wardrobe malfunction act. I almost completely forgot I even made this! What do you think? Should I do more like this?😅

Starting next week I'm going to try to do a lot more streaming, but this weekend I really need to catch up on my freelancing work so unfortunately no stream this weekend. But! I did finish the 2025 compilation. This is from the usual vids. I'll have another comp for livestreams😉

Happy New Year everyone! Or should I say nude year? 😅 Wish me luck on my flight home! Hopefully there's no incidents like the last time... I gotta make it home in time for the gooning sesh @ 10 PM EST! Hope you can make it! streaming on both onlyfans.com/pantsed_dude & justfor.fans/pantsed_dude ✈

my New Year’s resolution? wear this suit more often. I think I look quite good in it….wait… what do you mean something is sticking out? 😳

Hard to believe next year is just a few days away. I wont be home to do my usual cumshot countdown, but as soon as i get back im going to stream and also make a compilation of my best clips from 2025. what are some of your favorites? 😄

Merry Christmas everyone! and a happy nude year 🤭

Little sneak peek from the Blackjack Bro Christmas Special. 🎅Check out the full 38 min highlights video on onlyfans.com/pantsed_dude Also I'm running a 50% off sale from now thru the end of the year onlyfans.com/pantsed_dude 😉 Thank you all for a great 2025 💖