Satan's caterpillars are out in full force.

New throw crafting technique unlocked.

First two of the 2027 Throw Class are done!

Huey got all the pets at the Freret Market today!

#NolaSky Anyone have any old Ken dolls to donate to a worthy cause? The cause being me as I'll be joining the hubs in Tucks next year and we will be equal opportunity employers in our Scuttlebutt plunger game.

New business idea. Cleaning and reorganizing craft rooms post-Mardi Gras. Kinda like crime scene clean up but for the glitterati.

Cleaning the house truck parade style. Started at the front and working my way back. The glitter den is in the back and still remains untouched.

Errol missed his chance with that dropped pennant. #RexComus

This is the ultimate experience in people watching? THIS? #RexComus

I really want to dub the sound and call it Most Extreme RexComus Canal Street Elimination Challenge. #RexComus

A double minor - is that the #RexComus way of saying "I took all of my electives in the same subjects."

I wish my headpieces stayed put as well as the Page's. #RexComus

Emo Rex - because that makeup is thick!!! I hope you have the sceptering of your life. #RexComus

Sound guy should start playing the theme from Indiana Jones to summon him.

Maybe the off beat clapping isn't off beat at all. Maybe they're clapping to music in their head to stay awake. #RexComus

They keep playing this lullaby and I'm not going to make it to the dancing heads. I need the funky attempt music please! #RexComus

Even Huey is watching #RexComus

Am I the only one that hears Charlie Brown's teacher when Errol starts talking? #RexComus

As RuPaul would say - Peggy is not wearing that dress; that dress is wearing her. #RexComus

I want to hear the story behind the couch instead of the carpet this year. #RexComus

The Queen from 50 years ago doesn't remember how she learned about being queen? Was there no PowerPoint? No scuba diving expedition? #RexComus

I was hoping the DVD was still part of the trivia prize showcase! #RexComus

Chickens? Noted for next year's bingo. #RexComus

Errol cut off Gayle's interview before she could mention any other political figures. #RexComus

What's the over/under on Errol finally getting his pendant? #RexComus

I'm really liking Peggy's necklace. Wonder if it's an Adler's last hurrah? #RexComus

I knew I could get a Muses shoe on eBay but now Rex invitations?!? Should I buy it now or wait for a good auction price? #RexComus

Shirtless grandpa nearly ran out of his house shoes when that cannon went off. #RexComus

Queen is talking about rewatching her dad's segment during the ball the same way we rewatch the dancing heads. #RexComus

Peggy's gloves still had the cardboard inserts in them. #RexComus

Here ya go. #RexComus

#RexComus PSA BINGO card will be posted before noon Monday.

Mentally I'm here. 💜💛💚

I met @profcarlnivale.bsky.social !!! 💜💛💚

Of all 150+ throws I made this season, I think this is my favorite.

I caught a patch from the Queen Diva herself Big Freedia!!!!! 💜💚💛 #youalreadyknow

There will be no torn ligaments due to command-stripping signs together this year as I'm putting them all on my head.

More Cleo cups coming out of the glitter den today! 💜💚💛

I wonder how much I need to tip our float deejay to NOT play "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" and "Man, I Feel Like A Woman!"

@latitude29nola.bsky.social Because at the end of the route, we're all just throwing shit glued to other shit to drunk people at a parade. 💜💚💛

This Friday y'all!!!! 💜💚💛 Make me a sign and I'll do my best to get you something good. I'll also be on the lookout for Reddit snoos.

Garage looking like a hibiscus nursery in anticipation of the freeze.

Find me on the route and I may have a cup for you! Tip: Signs help. A lot.

I've lived here 12 years and just experienced my first King Cake baby in the garbage disposal incident.

Hey human, glad you're home. I'm just sitting in my recliner watching sheep TV. #corgicrew

Today's run stats Miles: 3.87 Weather: Damp breeze Dogs Petted: 1 Kids High-Fived: 0 Runner Nods: 1 (and a guy who may have been Trevor Lawrence flexing strong arms pose) Cat Calls: 1 (possibly a screaming kid) Energizing Tune: "Venom" by Eminem

Huey has accepted his fate as Governor of the Glitter Den. #corgicrew

Since everyone got such a kick out of my Dong king Cake, you're going to really like the latest thing coming out of the glitter den.

'Tis the season for off beat clapping!!! Only 36 days until #RexComus

Picking up the Dong, dropping off oyster shells to a fellow glitterer and returning an ill-fitting penguin costume. Anywhere else these would be considered weird errands.