Today's run stats Miles: 3.87 Weather: Damp breeze Dogs Petted: 1 Kids High-Fived: 0 Runner Nods: 1 (and a guy who may have been Trevor Lawrence flexing strong arms pose) Cat Calls: 1 (possibly a screaming kid) Energizing Tune: "Venom" by Eminem

Huey has accepted his fate as Governor of the Glitter Den. #corgicrew

Since everyone got such a kick out of my Dong king Cake, you're going to really like the latest thing coming out of the glitter den.

'Tis the season for off beat clapping!!! Only 36 days until #RexComus

Picking up the Dong, dropping off oyster shells to a fellow glitterer and returning an ill-fitting penguin costume. Anywhere else these would be considered weird errands.

Last year I made a toilet paper tree plunger. Doing another one for this year but bigger. And lit up. 💜💚💛

Today's run stats Miles: 3.36 Weather: Lukewarm bath water Dogs Petted: 3 Kids High-Fived: 0 Runner Nods: 2 Cat Calls: 0 Energizing Tune: "Prairie Dog Town" by Bruce Hornsby

Duck pond oyster shells are ready for Les Fous! Find me walking with the Goddesses to get one!

Today's run stats Miles: 2.5 Weather: Sticky breeze Dogs Petted: 2 Kids High-Fived: 0 Runner Nods: 2 Cat Calls: 0 Energizing Tune: "How Many Licks" by Lil Kim

First signature throw catch of the season! 💜💚💛

Fertilized the girls over the weekend and they are giving today!!! Swamp Cloud, Storm Front, Blue Jean Baby and Heart of Darkness. 🌺

When he shreds up his new Corgi stuffie, is it cannibalism? #corgicrew

Was at little Rouse's this morning and resisted the Eagle Rare and Weller but could not stop myself from this.

A few more coming out of the glitter den.

Finished up 2025 by finishing up a few more shoes.

In other ad thoughts, I'm thoroughly irritated by Lexus using "Landslide" in a heartwarming holiday commercial. Guessing their marketing team isn't familiar with the history of Fleetwood Mac and that it's actually a break up song.

I really wish I had been in the room where the Capital One advertising team was discussing the removal of the "pussy wagon" lyric from "Greased Lightning" in the John Travolta commercial.

Eye of Karli in bloom this morning! 🌺

It's hard to find a rubber duck that I don't have but Santa delivered!

Merry Christmas from the Governor!

Friendly reminder that the mom and dad in "A Christmas Story" are the mom and dad in "Harry and the Hendersons" and "Billy Madison", respectfully.

I can't decide if I'm turned on or creeped out by Target's Lumber Sexual Santa.

I like to think Eli Manning didn't have to buy these for last night's episode of Peyton and Eli. He just dug them out of his Mardi Gras costume tub.

I one-upped myself on the original X Files shoe by doing one in two-tone. I guess I've now two-upped myself because I made another and lit it up.

Shout out to the #Sazerac brand family for my fancy shoe drying racks. Good thing I delayed a drop off to Glass Half Full.

It occurred to me AFTER I put these in a Rubbermaid tub filled with bleach water that I had a more ideal situation for cleaning these. Got up early and put in the appropriate container only to discover I didn't have another jug of bleach.

Finished up Fred this morning. Now onto Scooby and the Mystery Machine.

Had an impromptu morning bork playtime at the neighbor's, and he caught the Governor looking regally cute. #CorgiCrew

Every time I finish one, five more appear.

A few more coming out of the glitter shop. My creative batteries are running low and I'm not quite halfway done.

Life Pro Tip: If you move somewhere away to keep family interactions at a minimum, move somewhere boring they will never want to visit. New Orleans is not that place.

I've officially reached the level of ridiculousness with throw decor.

Glitter factory working at full steam (or hot glue) on this gross day.

Another from the Scooby Doo series.

Thanks @nolafredo.bsky.social for the catchphrase reminder/inspiration!

Last night's finishes in the glitter sweat shop.

This throw idea...

Finished up a few more last night.

Before I continue with more in this series, opinions please. Is this "theme" obvious? (Asking because hubs didn't get it.)

It has sounded like a drag strip outside all holiday weekend long.

My favorite color is 80s neon!

The green glitter is called Area 51. Seemed an appropriate choice.

First five done! Figured I'd start with what I know. 🦆

Huey is not happy that he can't freely roam the backyard to lick up turkey grease. Cue Sarah McLachlan.

In looking at some of these posts, next year #NOLASky should roast the Macy's parade in the style of #RexComus.

Probably an unpopular opinion but the Macy's parade is ridiculously boring. No drunk people throwing things at other drunk people, no groups riding modified mobility scooters, bands are sans funk, spectators not in costumes/wigs.... #HappyAlmostMardiGras

Today's 🌺 blooms on Heart of Darkness, Eye of Karli and Mary Catherine.

Got a large family of Monarch caterpillars enjoying a milkweed breakfast this morning. I counted 14 on the whole plant. 🦋

Another Tucks plunger for the Parrotheads! 🦜🍹🌴

Which one of y'all turned on the sauna this morning?