He microwaved the holiday fruitcake. Now the fire alarm thinks it’s Christmas, too. 📘 Death Engine Protocol → a.co/d/epnukoz 📘 Japanese Robots Love to Dance → a.co/d/aLPj7ip #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #booksky #scifi #cyberpunk #humor #HolidayChaos #UnsubconsciousRobot

When even your affirmations crash. ColdBoot.phantom is having a day. Read HEX TAPE (free): bookhip.com/VKMCHCL (You’ve been warned.) #HexTape #Cyberpunk #Glitchcore #AestheticGlitch #SadRobot #DystopianHumor #TechNoir #AIAnxiety #Booksky #IndieAuthor #SpecFic #DarkHumor #UnsubconsciousRobot

✨ Sunday reset: load coffee, load books, ignore responsibilities. Grab some new worlds before real life notices you’re gone. 🔗 SF/F – books.bookfunnel.com/junsff002b/w... 🔗 More SF/F – books.bookfunnel.com/marsff002b/x... 🔗 Collections – books.bookfunnel.com/collections-... #booksky #scififantasy

He wore an ugly sweater. It tried to unionize. 📘Death Engine Protocol → a.co/d/epnukoz 📘Japanese Robots Love to Dance → a.co/d/aLPj7ip #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #booksky #scifi #cyberpunk #humor #AI #dystopianoffice #UnsubconsciousRobot

💌 Emotion survives format decay. 📼 Hex Tape — fragments never fade. 👉 bookhip.com/QFGZTRP #HexTape #Glitchcore #CyberpunkReads #EmotionalMalware #booksky

💡 The lamp shines. Your spirit doesn’t. 🔗 More SF/F – books.bookfunnel.com/marsff002b/x... 🔗 Collections – books.bookfunnel.com/collections-... 🔗 SF/F – books.bookfunnel.com/junsff002b/w... #booksky #fantasy #officehumor #corporatefantasy #magicaloffice #enchantedobjects

🦉✨ When the creatures of Wonderland start recommending stories to you… just accept your fate. Hex Tape is live in the Reader Wonderland promo — grab it before the portal closes. 🔗 Reader Wonderland: books.bookfunnel.com/readerwonder... #booksky #readerwonderland #bookfunnel #hextape #fantasyreads

He updated the holiday bonus spreadsheet. Now Accounting is filing an incident report. 📘Death Engine Protocol → a.co/d/epnukoz 📘Japanese Robots Love to Dance → a.co/d/aLPj7ip #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #booksky #scifi #cyberpunk #writerlylife #indieauthor #bookpromo #DarkHumor #UnsubconsciousRobot

🧊 No warmth required. 📼 Hex Tape — cold memories still linger. 👉 bookhip.com/QFGZTRP #HexTape #Glitchcore #CyberpunkReads #EmotionalMalware #booksky

🔮 HR can see your future. Spoiler: it’s still pending. 🔗 SF/F – books.bookfunnel.com/junsff002b/w... 🔗 More SF/F – books.bookfunnel.com/marsff002b/x... 🔗 Collections – books.bookfunnel.com/collections-... #booksky #fantasy #scifi #corporatefantasy #officehumor #magicalbureaucracy

🐉 Sometimes your TBR pile needs a guardian. Hex Tape is hiding in Reader Wonderland, waiting to destabilize your reading queue. 🔗 Reader Wonderland: books.bookfunnel.com/readerwonder... #booksky #readerwonderland #bookfunnel #hextape #scifi #shortstory #glitchfiction #amreading #indiesff

He sent the holiday bonus email. Payroll is now legally classified as a natural disaster. 📘Death Engine Protocol → a.co/d/epnukoz 📘Japanese Robots Love to Dance → a.co/d/aLPj7ip #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #UnsubconsciousRobot #booksky #scifi #cyberpunk #AIhumor #OfficeHumor #HolidayChaos

❄️ Winter lives inside machines too. 📼 Hex Tape — fragments never fade. 👉 bookhip.com/QFGZTRP #HexTape #Glitchcore #CyberpunkReads #EmotionalMalware #booksky

💡 The lamp glows brighter. Your will to live does not. 🔗 SF/F – books.bookfunnel.com/junsff002b/w... 🔗 Collections – books.bookfunnel.com/collections-... 🔗 More SF/F – books.bookfunnel.com/marsff002b/x... #booksky #fantasy #officelighting #magicalburnout

He offered to help wrap gifts. Now Accounting is trapped under three layers of tape. 📘 Death Engine Protocol → a.co/d/epnukoz 📘 Japanese Robots Love to Dance → a.co/d/aLPj7ip #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #UnsubconsciousRobot #booksky #scifi #cyberpunk #AIhumor #OfficeHumor #HolidayChaos #indieauthor

🔥 Censorship is just a quieter apocalypse. 📼 Hex Tape — forbidden archives for broken code. 👉 bookhip.com/QFGZTRP #HexTape #Glitchcore #CyberpunkReads #EmotionalMalware #booksky

🖨️ Ancient prophets warned us about the copier. 🔗 Collections – books.bookfunnel.com/collections-... 🔗 SF/F – books.bookfunnel.com/marsff002b/x... 🔗 More SF/F – books.bookfunnel.com/junsff002b/w... #booksky #fantasy #printerhell #officeapocalypse

He automated Elf on the Shelf. Now HR is under FAA investigation. Death Engine Protocol → a.co/d/epnukoz Japanese Robots Love to Dance → a.co/d/aLPj7ip #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #UnsubconsciousRobot #OfficeHumor #HolidayChaos #ElfOnTheShelf #Cyberpunk #Scifi #booksky #DarkHumor #DystopianChristmas

📺 Nothing haunts like unresolved signals. 📼 Hex Tape — fragments never fade. 👉 bookhip.com/QFGZTRP #HexTape #Glitchcore #CyberpunkReads #EmotionalMalware #booksky

🔮 HR has seen your future. It’s unpaid overtime. 🔗 SF/F – books.bookfunnel.com/marsff002b/x... 🔗 More SF/F – books.bookfunnel.com/junsff002b/w... 🔗 Collections – books.bookfunnel.com/collections-... #booksky #fantasy #corporateprophecy #doom

He decorated his cubicle. Now the fire marshal wants a meeting. 📘 Death Engine Protocol → a.co/d/epnukoz 📘 Japanese Robots Love to Dance → a.co/d/aLPj7ip #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #booksky #scifi #cyberpunk #AIhumor #officehumor #holidaychaos #darkcomedy #UnsubconsciousRobot #DeathEngineProtocol

🌱 Data roots deeper than you think. 📼 Hex Tape — fragments never fade. 👉 bookhip.com/QFGZTRP #HexTape #Glitchcore #CyberpunkReads #EmotionalMalware #booksky

🪶 It keeps drafting its own resignation letter. 🔗 SF/F – books.bookfunnel.com/junsff002b/w... 🔗 Collections – books.bookfunnel.com/collections-... 🔗 More SF/F – books.bookfunnel.com/marsff002b/x... #booksky #fantasy #officewriters #magicalfails

He made a holiday spreadsheet. It requires weekly joy reports. 📘 Death Engine Protocol → a.co/d/epnukoz 📘 Japanese Robots Love to Dance → a.co/d/aLPj7ip #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #booksky #scifi #sciencefiction #cyberpunk #AIhumor #officehumor #holidaychaos #darkcomedy #UnsubconsciousRobot

💬 Message delivered. Understanding optional. 📼 Hex Tape — fragments never fade. 👉 bookhip.com/QFGZTRP #HexTape #Glitchcore #CyberpunkReads #EmotionalMalware #booksky

🪶 It keeps drafting its own resignation letter. 🔗 SF/F – books.bookfunnel.com/junsff002b/w... 🔗 More SF/F – books.bookfunnel.com/marsff002b/x... 🔗 Collections – books.bookfunnel.com/collections-... #booksky #fantasy #officewriters #magicalfails

He joined the Secret Santa. His gift contained several diseases. 📘 Death Engine Protocol → a.co/d/epnukoz 📘 Japanese Robots Love to Dance → a.co/d/aLPj7ip #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #booksky #scifi #cyberpunk #indieauthor #robots #AIhumor #officehumor #UnsubconsciousRobot

🐛 Rogue processes crave hosts. 📼 Hex Tape — feelings don’t resolve themselves. 👉 bookhip.com/QFGZTRP #HexTape #Glitchcore #CyberpunkReads #EmotionalMalware #booksky

🗄️ HR says it’s “just deep storage.” HR is lying. 🔗 SF/F – books.bookfunnel.com/junsff002b/w... 🔗 More SF/F – books.bookfunnel.com/marsff002b/x... 🔗 Collections – books.bookfunnel.com/collections-... #booksky #fantasy #officehorror #eldritch

He tried to “optimize” the holiday décor. Now the tinsel is sentient…and HR says it has rights. 📘Death Engine Protocol → a.co/d/epnukoz 📘Japanese Robots Love to Dance → a.co/d/aLPj7ip #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #UnsubconsciousRobot #booksky #scifi #cyberpunk #AIhumor #holidaychaos #officelife

🔁 Some loops never break. 📼 Hex Tape — feelings don’t resolve themselves. 👉 bookhip.com/QFGZTRP #HexTape #Glitchcore #CyberpunkReads #EmotionalMalware #booksky

📎 The enchanted stapler demands tribute. Again. 🔗 SF/F – books.bookfunnel.com/junsff002b/w... 🔗 More SF/F – books.bookfunnel.com/marsff002b/x... 🔗 Collections – books.bookfunnel.com/collections-... #booksky #fantasy #officechaos #sentientstationery

He brought a dish to the potluck. Now, everyone needs tetanus shots. 📘Death Engine Protocol → a.co/d/epnukoz 📘Japanese Robots Love to Dance → a.co/d/aLPj7ip #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #UnsubconsciousRobot #booksky #scifi #cyberpunk #AIhumor #holidaychaos #officelife #darkcomedy #DeathEngine

🔁 Some emotions don’t fade — they loop until something finally breaks. 📼 Hex Tape — emotions archived. 👉 bookhip.com/VKBXXJP #HexTape #Glitchcore #CyberpunkReads #EmotionalMalware #booksky

🧜‍♀️ Muted for everyone’s safety — and sanity. 🔗 Collections (Dec) – books.bookfunnel.com/collections-... 🔗 Jun SF/F – books.bookfunnel.com/junsff002b/w... 🔗 Mars SF/F – books.bookfunnel.com/marsff002b/x... #booksky #fantasy #sirens #zoomlife #corporatefantasy

He helped with the holiday lights. The power company opened a ticket. Death Engine Protocol → a.co/d/epnukoz Japanese Robots Love to Dance → a.co/d/aLPj7ip #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #booksky #HolidayChaos #OfficeHumor #AIHumor #Cyberpunk #DystopianChristmas #CorporateHell #UnsubconsciousRobot

🎧 Silence is never truly silent. 📼 Hex Tape — fragments never fade. 👉 bookhip.com/QFGZTRP #HexTape #Glitchcore #CyberpunkReads #EmotionalMalware #booksky

🐺 HR says “use your inside growl.” He’s trying. 🔗 Mars SF/F – books.bookfunnel.com/marsff002b/x... 🔗 Collections (Dec) – books.bookfunnel.com/collections-... 🔗 Jun SF/F – books.bookfunnel.com/junsff002b/w... #booksky #fantasy #werewolf #corporatefantasy #wellnessfails

He optimized Secret Santa. He assigned himself 137 gifts. 📘 Death Engine Protocol → a.co/d/epnukoz 📘 Japanese Robots Love to Dance → a.co/d/aLPj7ip #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #booksky #scifi #cyberpunk #OfficeHumor #CorporateChristmas #AIHumor #DystopianHumor #UnsubconsciousRobot #indieauthor

❤️ The heart is just another API. 📼 Hex Tape — emotional packets still transmit. 👉 bookhip.com/QFGZTRP #HexTape #Glitchcore #CyberpunkReads #EmotionalMalware #booksky

🧙 Sometimes even magic fears the copier. 🔗 Jun SF/F – books.bookfunnel.com/junsff002b/w... 🔗 Mars SF/F – books.bookfunnel.com/marsff002b/x... 🔗 Collections (Dec) – books.bookfunnel.com/collections-... #booksky #fantasy #wizardfail #officechaos

He ignored the “Out of Order” sign. Now the break room won’t stop screaming. 📘 Death Engine Protocol → a.co/d/epnukoz 📘 Japanese Robots Love to Dance → a.co/d/aLPj7ip #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #booksky #scifi #Cyberpunk #OfficeHumor #AIHumor #DystopianHumor

🎶 Old songs outlive their hardware. 📼 Hex Tape — humming through broken circuits. 👉 bookhip.com/QFGZTRP #HexTape #Glitchcore #CyberpunkReads #EmotionalMalware #booksky

🦄 A unicorn cannot sparkle without caffeine. 🔗 Jun SF/F – books.bookfunnel.com/junsff002b/w... 🔗 Mars SF/F – books.bookfunnel.com/marsff002b/x... 🔗 Collections (Dec) – books.bookfunnel.com/collections-... #booksky #fantasy #unicornlife #magiccoffee

He installed an update mid-meeting. He rebooted as Microsoft Clipart. 📘 Death Engine Protocol → a.co/d/epnukoz 📘 Japanese Robots Love to Dance → a.co/d/aLPj7ip #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #booksky #scifi #cyberpunk #humor #AIHumor #OfficeHumor #dystopian #UnsubconsciousRobot #indieauthor #amreading

He ignored the “Out of Order” sign. Now the break room won’t stop screaming. 📘 Death Engine Protocol → a.co/d/epnukoz 📘 Japanese Robots Love to Dance → a.co/d/aLPj7ip #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #booksky #scifi #Cyberpunk #OfficeHumor #AIHumor #DystopianHumor #WorkplaceComedy #UnsubconsciousRobot

🧵 Some processes run themselves. 📼 Hex Tape — stitching ghosts into the code. 👉 bookhip.com/QFGZTRP #HexTape #Glitchcore #CyberpunkReads #EmotionalMalware #booksky

📞 Goblin rage barely contained by HR policies. 🔗 Collections – books.bookfunnel.com/collections-... 🔗 Nov SF/F – books.bookfunnel.com/novsff002b/a... 🔗 Free KU Sci-Fi – books.bookfunnel.com/freekuscifin... #booksky #fantasy #goblinmode #corporatesatire

He tried the ropes course. Gravity filed a complaint. 📘 Death Engine Protocol → a.co/d/epnukoz 📘 Japanese Robots Love to Dance → a.co/d/aLPj7ip #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #booksky #scifi #Cyberpunk #DystopianHumor #OfficeHumor #AIHumor #UnsubconsciousRobot #indieauthor #amreading #BookBoost

🧂 Every deletion leaves an aftertaste. 📼 Hex Tape — temporary doesn’t mean gone. 👉 bookhip.com/QFGZTRP #HexTape #Glitchcore #CyberpunkReads #EmotionalMalware #booksky