ferrets are tubes and should be treated as such. ravenously. ft. @tukoferret.bsky.social

What's it take for a boy to get nutted in around here anyway

🌆

Every day, the desire to make a 15-hour road trip to see HI I'M ELLE FROM ELLE'S CAFE, see a beautiful day in Regina, Saskatchewan, and buy an ice cream cone. Maybe take one of those city scooters out for a rip.

I expected Honey Nut Cheerios, not Honey Nut ANTS

*playing Trails 1 for the first time* "man I can't wait until Trails 14 where we get to kill Aidios"

thinking about Heismay Metaphor...

wow happy pride

I just had a massage for the first time and I was just brrrgggrrrhhhhgg yes...

Gay ⏫⏫⏫

> me when I'm overtired but I don't have time to lay down

I feel bad so I will just play video games

I'm Elle🧍‍♀️ from Elle's 👩 Cafe ☕ and it's an absolutely ✨ beautiful 😍 day 🌨️ here today 📅 here in Regina, 👑👸 Saskatchewan 🇨🇦 🍁. Come 🫴 get an 🍨 ice cream cone! 🍦 Better 😤 take one of em 🏙️ city scooters 🛴🛵 for a rip 💨🏁!

“Erotica…[is] a weapon against oblivion.” fuck yeah it is!

Paul Routerrino

buhhhh I'm only just now processing my car accident, and it feels bad man

I can't fit this cock ring around my massive cock and balls

I put the bird feeder in a place where I can see it, which is way better. ovo

Behold, a mundane discovery.

FINALLY, an opportunity to get a boy to beat the shit out of my soft shitty body for 50 minutes. (this is about getting a massage)

cat that looks at gay people

Baltimore.

I placed a sticker at a very long stop light on my commute so now I get greeted by me every day :3

my living room has slowly become very cute and comfortable

it's that time of the year again, happy pride everyone 🌈🌈🌈

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!!!!

Look at this yard sale find... ovo

There's this comic of a Quilava getting ravenously taken advantage of by a Ditto, and I'm just like, hmm, that sounds like a nice spot to be in...

Not me realizing the reason I may have gotten sick last weekend is that I dumped dirt in the chips I was eating and didn't realize it. We love consuming fertilizer in this house.

One of the interesting parts about changing shape over time is you realize how very tight/very loose-fitting clothes both accentuate different, umm, curves.

CummiZzion for @/taloncreature.bsky.social 🔥 Portal fun until there's that sweet sinful release 😇🕯️

Baltimore. #FutureIslands :3

An unquestionable improvement in my book.

I'm like some weird cross between a jock and a nerd. A jerd...

I can have little a vandalism, as a treat.

I may not be feeling well, but I most certainly did just buy 200 condoms at 80% off from the grocery store. And I'm going to use all of them with sex toys, and nobody can stop me.

I added a rock path around the back of the park with some leftover gravel I had from a basement project. I think it looks super cute. ovo Park is coming along nicely every new day.

mmmm, cracklie...

I wonder if light speed correlates to some maximum integer in the universe's bit depth, measured on some unknown scale. (this is just simulation theory)

don't transform up in size when you're wearing clothes, guys. we've been OVER this.

saying "I want to be flattened" gives me war flashbacks after reading Death's End

Sometimes, you just need a big elephant man inside of you, and that's okay. 🎨 @juicytreat.bsky.social

i'm getting big elephant man porn and i couldn't be happier

Hey, you ever order 1 pile of free woodchips and get 3 instead?! FUCK?!

Oh! You snuck up on me! Aha... Uhh. You got a pretty intense look on your face... 🎨 @paw-pawmot.bsky.social

Evolution really fucked up when it combined holes. Why do I have a breathe/eat hole? A piss/cum hole? A waste/fuck hole? Come on, man. Get it together.

scrungly (bonus new tattoo featuring Talon by @viridiancitytattoo)

Wow, I love putting stickers on things!

Added some barrel planters and lights to my park. It's coming along. OvO