I know what my immediate post-work priorities are.

Can't wait until Project Hail Mary comes out in theaters in a couple weeks. Desperately trying to finish the book. Andy Weir is one of my favorite authors aaaa

aidn.jp/wowa/052844765 *vocaloids into space*

Some may ask me what's on my mind, when I'm cranky at my office. I won't tell them the truth, because it's "I miss my washlet".

I wish there were a word to describe this emotion. A word to describe feeling every way at once.

Baltimore.

thinking about getting banned from Chase and Amazon again for shits and giggles

Happy PokemonDay~

Baltimore.

here's your daily medicine

I should know better than to activate @robotdirtrat.bsky.social ... but I think I'll choose to ignore the lesson here. (🎨 @iguwarf.bsky.social)

Apparently this one pansy I planted last summer survived the whole ass winter...?!

IT'S HAPPPPEENNNNMINNNNGGG

Baltimore.

every time I submit a tattoo application form with references of my OCs, I feel like the artist is going to text me and be like, "SORRY, but I don't serve people who FUCK CREATURES" even if it's all completely SFW lmfao

Baltimore.

i don't quite know why (maybe because i'm drunk) but seeing this guy made me laugh really hard

Happy birthday to @tal-on.bsky.social, who should be more careful what they wish for!! #my-art #nsfw-art

now I'm video game famous, thanks to @chuji.bsky.social and @cobalt2112.bsky.social. :3 thanks~

Moooore comms! Have a refreshing salad

when i think about what gender euphoria means to me, it's basically this

stop cumming on eileen, she's had enough

woke up to an extremely suspicious 'job started!' sound followed almost immediately a minute later by a 'job complete!' sound. turns out this is what happens when you leave your bike in the way.

what's your favorite body part and why is it the collarbone

I sometimes think about some My Little Pony exec in a meeting after FiM was over saying something like "okay, so, next time... how do we make the ponies less sexually appealing to the public?"

god it's so easy to spend money hnnngghh bad

you like sad boys because you are a sad boy court adjourned

freaking the pulsometer on my watch out by taking my blood pressure and making it think I died

It's so nice out!

hmmmmm

[GW2 SotO spoilers] Guild Wars 2 is a perfect game with no glitches what-so-ever. Totally. (I giggled uproariously during this broken dialogue sequence.)

on a rainy sunday evening, after running a community event be like:

good morning friend

comm for @tal-on.bsky.social , thank you so much!

suddenly remembered how I used to cast a summon in FF3 DS and pop the cartridge so the game would freeze. for... reasons...

@riders-hideout.bsky.social thought that the Universe didn't give him a knot because he would talk and talk about his interests while stuck. Little does he know that I'm INTO IT.

I'm now ready for my weekend cuddle

I hate when the fridge only has slow hungry, and I am fast hungry

*eyetwitch*

I was downtown earlier and the city was looking pretty. OvO

I'm going to fuck John de Lancie

I appreciate the intent of this message, but if disconnected from the bathroom thing it sounds unhinged in the best possible way.

So, Pluribus is a good show...

The garden is obviously dormant this time of year. But, I was walking by, and noticed that one of my solar lights was unhidden from the undisturbed snow. I just thought that was nice.

oh yeah? could a depressed person do THIS? *overexerts myself to the point of tears*

i'm just a little slut trying to get by in this big slut world we live in