Trying some Baltimore rep in my outfit. :3c

[CW: butt stuff] [1 of 2] So, the painful part of having IBS is generally the cramping. When there's nothing in there, your body can still make your colon spasm and contract, which is often painful. I've tried many things to alleviate the pain when it comes. But I've found one thing that does...

It's a beautiful sunny morning, Baltimore has a marine layer, and suddenly everything is all right

I want a boyfriend again. v.v Damn.

the sun moved. I'm helping.

My Google Docs is a minefield...

I was asleep when the year rolled over and I wouldn't have it any other way.

It's odd, but I think I like polyester only on my lower body, and cotton only on my upper body???

Baltimore.

I love my cute little house

I'm back in the city, which means I get to do what I want now. Which is likely: - fuck myself - go get some food and check out the drag/burlesque show - play guild wars all night

Pittsfield.

felt cute in the hotel room...

Cum Farm

since we're back in Zoloft hours, it's time to bring out the fucking machine again (don't ask) (or ask, it's fine)

The headache you get when starting a new psych med is so interesting. I can feel the neural pathways shifting, and it hurts. But it also feels so good. This must be what Psyduck feels like.

Baltimore.

It's easy to say "I was born in the wrong timeline" but honestly? This timeline needs voices of reason. You gotta stick around. Your persistence will improve the timeline for good folks in the future.

I've bribed my cat to hang out with me in my office with a heating pad c:

dino nuggets are really dino nuggets, because birds are dinosaurs

hooray ❄️

Belly is starting to hang over my belt a bit, which I'm like, kinda into?

*Nathen Mazri intensifies*

thanks

Baltimore.

FUCKING... FUUUUUCCCCKKKK *yells in networking*

nothing better than changing my work profile pic to the selfie where i'm checking out how my ass looks in jeans.

oh no sick, oh no throat, gaaaahhhhhhhhh shivers

so I had this really vivid dream where I came up with designs for these neighborhood stickers a few weeks ago. finally made them. pretty happy! the 2nd one is a direct quote from a @FOXADHD vid, "Everyone is Lonely", which always stuck with me. i think that's uhh... @heathercampbell.bsky.social ?

I had a fun Friendsgiving weekend with a couple of people over. Notably, part of one day involved me literally inside of a dumpster while the other two looked on, concerned. Curious choices were made.

Christmas is a bad holiday only because I'm the only one who understands why putting decorations that say "Merry Happy" in your window, is funny.

Slowly prepping the community garden for winter.

gatita...

Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pictures. (They're the same picture.)

murry krimis time

A monster house is just an excuse to get a train run on you in a mystery dungeon...

experimental speedcomm for @tal-on.bsky.social ! something seems to have him entertained... --- #nsfw #art-tag

"Roomba ended the job stuck."

hello daisy

Me and one of the foster kitties are watching TV.

The part of me that is screaming and crying is still there, just under the surface. But, I know the power of controlled rage. It's a skill, and it is what drives me, what propels me forward in the dark, because whether we like it or not - it's dark outside. And if you're blinded, it's harder to see.

thinking about that one time I took a friend with me on a work trip to the desert just so he could fingerblast me every night after work for a few days, that was fun

swiss cheese sunbeam...

UGH. I wish I could make a psychic 'hammock' at will and just hang out in the air wherever I want to. There's never a good place to lie down. >:V

Gonna make a new shirt that just says: "Baltimore. It's fine!"