If you’re nice to me I’ll love you, if you’re mean to me I’ll leak for you.

Insane that the percentage of managers who are incompetent and/or really stupid is above 90 it really makes one wonder how they got there.

*humps you*

The need to be free used but also held softly and comfortably.

Do you think Neurosama goes down when Cloudflare or AWS do.

*cannibalizes you* :3c

I loooooooove cranking my hoooooooog

Chugging coffee just to make it through the day so I can eat an edible when I get home and cutscene skip to the next morning, repeat ad nauseam.

Shifting around in my work chair to get any semblance of pleasure while waiting for the hours to go by to get home.

Duality of wanting to hornypost vs sadpost.

Feel like I need a daily brain reset or smth.

They measured you and said you’re very small.

You'll never catch me shilling for an OS because like game engines they're only respectable if you build it yourself.

Yes WebDev is fun and cool and exciting until you get to styling, or hosting, or SEO, or anyone else logging into your site.

Meow

I think I’ve earned the right to eat an edible then mindlessly stroke myself for hours.

Ginger Snaps Au where B agrees to join Ginger at the end.

what did she mean by this #memes #meme #en #vtubers #vtuber #chromashift #encore #chikafuji #lisa #tacobell

Planning out the third campaign this month only to know I’ll never go back to it or use it.

Oh no... that's gore of my comfort character....

LAYER - serial experiments lain -

Okay maybe we can shit on Javascript a little bit because wtf am I doing I can't believe I have to both parse/stringify AND replace linebreaks.

Shishitowa yuri on the timeline…..

I should make an app for > nvm I should make a website for > nvm I should make a game about > nvm I should write a story about > nvm 🙃🙃🙃

How 2 get more oomfs I’m a good puppy I promise.

Oh yay 4 nightmares in 5 hours, a new record.

Need more cute voices doing metal/harsh vocals in music tbh imo

Whole weekend spent playing Bloons TD6 instead of making anything programming related 🤡

W8ing 4 oomf to get back online…

Worst part about having programming knowledge and time is being too stupid to have an idea worth working on.

Robot that slaps you when you do something stupid and no this isn’t a kink I promise.

Jelly Hoshiumi but she’s beating me up and calling me names for using Javascript.

Thus might get me eaten alive (not a bad way to go tbh) but Typescript is wholly unneeded if you’re a competent programmer and is only another part of WebDev’s reliance on NPM packages and bloating projects.

average frontend code icl

Axe wielding warrior girl with horned skulls:

lady knight painting:

Kinda feel like everythings sinking around me and theres nothing I can do about it

I think it’s crazy that d0ki, her fans, and 1ke can move and accept that while awful things happened on both sides it doesnt need to follow them forever. But 1ke fans are already throwing him away for daring to talk to her like be fr the corpo tribalism and brainwashing is insane

Hehe all my friends forgot my bday xP idk why I care tho it’s just another day like any other at least I have a case of beer.

Ratatan definitely owns the games great it just seems like some attacks from non-bosses aren’t given the time to be telegraphed properly and will come out mid command

Need hot dommy vampire woman in my bed NOW

No nightmares for 2 weeks and as soon as its my last day of vacation I get the worst one in months, surely this isn’t a coincidence…

Illustration of Murgoten's OC Red Knight:

Gable vs Vikingo was definitely great but man you can tell Vikingo just isn’t in his prime anymore, visibly a lot slower than he used to be

Fathomless is easily the best new ttrpg at the moment, easy to understand rules and in depth combat with full mech customization. Super badass eldritch underwater theme just makes it giga peak.