"I wanna know what meal traumatized ya'll as kids 🤧😮‍💨

Niggas will get veneers and be looking like this after

I am thinking about getting my nose pierced should I get one or two piercing

If he got two phones don't trust him

My stomach hurt so bad right now after I ate a whole bag of girl scout lemon cookies

Drinking a cutwater & getting a haircut at the same time is a wild combo 🤔

I just tried on my new booty shorts and I gained some weight and I look good if you love yo nigga.. hug yo nigga before I steal him from you 😛

How I look when I am on FaceTime with my man and I accidentally turn my camera on ft and my hair is not done

When the 🍆was trash so l take his Dog once he falls asleep

Why niggas get to cheat multiple times with different people then the second you cheat back on them they want to call you a hoe and lier and everything 🤷🏾‍♂️

Tell me why I just washed the dishes and cleaned the kitchen and realized I didn’t eat dinner yet

Tell me why on the same day I want to drink my prune juice in the morning my hemorrhoid wants to come I am over here on the toilet crying right now my ass is on fire

Who had LASIK eye surgery before 🤔

I am having a rough day

I asked my friend what is we doing this summer and she going to say we is getting fucked this summer like what 🫢

my mouth hurts real bad right now from getting my wisdom teeth pulled 😣

What question of the day is can y’all talk to somebody with a missing tooth 🧐

How do you fuck up cooking grits 🫢

I want to go fill my taxes and they told me I owe money 😔😔😔

Do you think chicken wings and coffee is a bad combo to have for breakfast 🤔

I just wake up from my drunk nap hot af

Am I the only person that is still up washing clothes and cleaning

This my night time song

Using a GIF or vid, give everybody a sneak peek at your flirting technique! 😌

Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen.

It's too much going on at once. Let's sit the class down and watch a movie together.

LADIES, YOU HAVE $5 TO BUILD YOUR IDEAL MAN 1. GOOD LOOKING $3 2. WEALTHY $3 3.FAITHFUL $3 4.GREAT IN BED $2 5.GREAT BODY $2 6.ROMANTIC $2 7.FUNNY $1 8.NO KIDS $1 9.SMART $1 10.TALL $1

Next man that plays with me I am going to put a Parking Boot on his car

NINTENDO 64

My mom

If you lock your keys in your car with you broke your window if you had window protection insurance or would you pay a lock smith to unlock your door for you ? 🤷🏾‍♂️

I’d like to know where it says that anyone has to be submissive to these new men. No one is going to be submissive just because you expect it. If you’re not bringing anything to the table besides sex, lies, and drama, what makes you think someone would want to submit to you? That’s not how it works.

Being an Aquarius is crazy. Cause I care but I really don’t give a fcku.

F

Not Somebody I thought I had blocked had just texted me happy valentine day like I just get irritated so fast

You and me both I am about to go and steal somebody’s flowers

Who else was single on valentine day 🤔

Him: Baby make sure you get sexy we going out for Valentines day. Woman: I'm wearing your favorite red dress Man: yes baby wear that. 2 hours Later Woman: I know you lying, you had me dress in my red dress, fur coat and shoes to bring me to Applebee's on Valentines Day 😡😡

I am so fat I then ate 2 big pieces of my birthday cake already