Just like know your role, know your place. And don't pretend you're so loyal and all that. Right now you're a snake. #RHORI

She thinks she's a detective but she's really just being a douche #RHORI

This is incredible information #RHORI

You're a fucking slam pig #RHORI

👀 #RHORI

She was having a double to my single #RHORI

That's how much you've meant to me #RHOBH

Rulala is coming? #RHORI

What do you mean, you ran over a woman? #RHORI

I love Jane's Fonda #RHORI

I went on medical leave because I couldn't stop bleeding out of my butt #RHORI

You just walk like you have a stick up your fat ass #RHOM

She is ugly #RHOC

She was cheating on Martina with a Haitian mortician #RHOM

Hope you're having a great Fourth of July. I am know I am! #RHONJ

Since I realized ya'll didn't give me a package #RHOP

Kimora is across the street #RHOA

Are we getting kicked out? I've never been kicked out of anywhere - wait, I did get evicted #RHOC

She has made out with Lisa while jerking off John #RHOSLC

I swear I think your jacket is upside down #RHOBH

Well, I mean, it's not Vogue, honey #RHONY

Lisa was on a bottle of Reisling and she was shaking like a bobble head and Cynthia was just here #RHOA

You made us film that day #RHUGT

I don't run around talking about, you know, Big Papa is in foreclosure #RHOA

My hand in yours dot com #RHOBH

You know what POSCHE stands for? #RHONJ

Throw up in your Louis #RHOC

Women #RHOSLC

I'm sorry if I said you that were dumb #RHOP

She needs quiet. She doesn't feel good. #RHOM

Yellow yellow gets the fellow #RHONY

That was weird that she didn't say hi #RHOSLC

Bye bye, Larsa. Don't let that big door hit you on your big ass. But of course the door wouldn't miss it, would it? #RHOM

Blubber, blubber and blubber #RHONJ

Do you cry often? #RHOBH

You better watch those B words #RHOA

thinking, thinking, thinking, thinking, thinking, finagling, thinking, thinking, finagling, responding, responding, thinking, finagling #RHOC

Not today, Satan! Not today, neck! Not today, ankles! We don't have it! #RHOP

I went for a swim at the beach, for God's sake #RHONY

That looks like high body count hair #RHOSLC

You should take her driver's license #RHONJ

That's not how you spell Adriana #RHOM

You wanna fuck with me? You little pig of a fucking bitch that’s exactly what’s gonna happen to you. Don’t fucking text me don’t write me. You block me? I can do whatever you want you look like shit, so ha ha HA hoo hoo hoo hoo HOO ha ha ha HA #RHOC

We’ll tweak here, a little tweak there, and then you’re all tweaked out, and you’re literally a different person, but she looked amazing. #RHOP

Do you really care what a driver calls you? #RHONY

You need to shut your mouth Porsha because if it’s not a dick in it, you don’t even know what you’re saying #RHOA

Name 'em #RHOBH

Euughhhh, I almost threw up in my mouth a little bit when Ashley admitted that #RHOP

I came to support Gizelle and non-existent Robyn #RHOP

My life, my thing, my condo, my man, my everything. My picture frame! #RHOP