I don't run around talking about, you know, Big Papa is in foreclosure #RHOA

My hand in yours dot com #RHOBH

You know what POSCHE stands for? #RHONJ

Throw up in your Louis #RHOC

Women #RHOSLC

I'm sorry if I said you that were dumb #RHOP

She needs quiet. She doesn't feel good. #RHOM

Yellow yellow gets the fellow #RHONY

That was weird that she didn't say hi #RHOSLC

Bye bye, Larsa. Don't let that big door hit you on your big ass. But of course the door wouldn't miss it, would it? #RHOM

Blubber, blubber and blubber #RHONJ

Do you cry often? #RHOBH

You better watch those B words #RHOA

thinking, thinking, thinking, thinking, thinking, finagling, thinking, thinking, finagling, responding, responding, thinking, finagling #RHOC

Not today, Satan! Not today, neck! Not today, ankles! We don't have it! #RHOP

I went for a swim at the beach, for God's sake #RHONY

That looks like high body count hair #RHOSLC

You should take her driver's license #RHONJ

That's not how you spell Adriana #RHOM

You wanna fuck with me? You little pig of a fucking bitch that’s exactly what’s gonna happen to you. Don’t fucking text me don’t write me. You block me? I can do whatever you want you look like shit, so ha ha HA hoo hoo hoo hoo HOO ha ha ha HA #RHOC

We’ll tweak here, a little tweak there, and then you’re all tweaked out, and you’re literally a different person, but she looked amazing. #RHOP

Do you really care what a driver calls you? #RHONY

You need to shut your mouth Porsha because if it’s not a dick in it, you don’t even know what you’re saying #RHOA

Name 'em #RHOBH

Euughhhh, I almost threw up in my mouth a little bit when Ashley admitted that #RHOP

I came to support Gizelle and non-existent Robyn #RHOP

My life, my thing, my condo, my man, my everything. My picture frame! #RHOP

"When you think about your family this holiday season, when you want to create those memories that last a lifetime, I think you should think about your health and hydration. Cheers and toasting to 2026." - Stacey Roueche #RHOP

And risk my beautiful nose that's actually natural? #RHONJ

Let's just say that Ashley's bunions are not the only body part that have been on my countertops #RHOP

The wine make us so happy #RHOSLC

Jealousy is a disease. Go to a therapist. #RHOM

Jealous of what? Your ugly leather pants? #RHOBH

Maybe you should stop texting me then #RHOA

Does she think she's Michael Jackson? #RHOC

OMG! Al Sharpton! Put your hair up, it's Al Sharpton! #RHONY

You're going to have a problem with lesbian #RHUGT

That lady could be your mama, you can't do that #RHUGT

She's, like, literally peeking through the window #RHOSLC

Wait, I have a question. Who is Ana? #RHOM

Danielle. Hi! #RHONJ

Oh, you're going to do one of those long, awkward hugs? #RHOBH

What are you doing here without Dorinda? #RHONY

Do you have a history of mental illness? #RHOA

And here comes Charrisse slithering over in lingerie #RHOP

Here lies Shannon #RHOC

Give me pizza you old troll #RHONJ

She was cheating on Martina with a Haitian mortician #RHOM

None of us are spring chickens #RHOSLC

How is my computer doing that? #RHOBH