I need to own this figure so badly.

MY MOM IS SPITTING FACTS YALL 🥹🙇👏 (Translation in Alt Text)

Nemi and my mother were the only people to ever have the honor to read through a few of my rants about bungo stray dogs. …I indoctrinated my family into the bsd-cult a long time ago, I’m just too fucking powerful. Anyways I still love my mom even though her favorite is dazai. 💔

The urge to stay up literally all night anslyzing bsd characters, like genuinely tens of thousands of words each, and going through literally every piece of canon information, every interview with Asagiri, every Light novel, every canon universe-… behavior patterns, motives, character development-

Wait no I think I could-…

I am so far gone i memorized every fucking war thunder shell combination. APHEFSDS is armor piercing high explosive fin stabilized discarding sabot. ...dont you dare ask about APHEFSDSHEATHECBC.

Bro I cannot seriously be grinding on War Thunder for over 2 hours with the hbs on vc now instead of fucking finishing my assignment for tmrw. I am so fucking cooked.

The four cards I’m genuinely praying for right now please god please please please please pleaseeeeee fuck- !!!

It’s super lazy but I kinda like how the bike falls iykwim??

Bsky so normal trust

What has my yt fyp come to broski 🥀

Oh, and another recommendation!! I bought this one in the Galeries Lafayette in Paris!

I have the same MBTI as Fyodor and Moriarty too… strange, almost as if there’s a certain trope of character I relate to…

Talking about Sherlock Holmes, this is literally me if you even care.

When you took some wrong turn in styling your hair and suddenly you look like BBC Sherlock (he’s so fucking goofy he looks like a turtle)

THIS ENTIRE FUCKING HOUSE SMELLS LIKE WINE RN BROTHER I CANT

Y’all don’t know just how much I love her 🤍🤍

Hello I am the guy that kidnaps autistic kids

AM I THE ONLY ONE LIKING HER MORE WITH BLONDE HAIR WHAT

I CANT DECIDE IF ANASTASIA WOULD LOOK BETTER WITH BLONDE HAIR OR WITH BROWN HAIR, PLEASE HELP. (Everyone who gives truthful opinion will get a doodle from me I swear, I js need opinions desperately!!)

Here’s the time lapse btw, just thought that might be interesting?? Took 2 hours and 20 minutes in total, and I still kinda like it!!

Y’all can we talk abt what fucking beauty I just woke up to??

Clusterfuck is such a perfect word wtf

1 follow until I reach 100

Good night to everyone on this list!!! Good night to everyone EXCEPT Cupcake. Good night to all people except people whose name gets spelled C-U-P-C-A-K-E. Good night to everyone except to those whose name rhymes with Mistake, Earthquake or Snowflake. Cupcake does not get a good night tonight.

My favorite Dostoevsky quote

IM SO SCHIZO FR

i drew this same exact thing 5 FUCKING TIMES. And it still looks shitty kms 😿 anyway its me and fyodor SHOCKER 🥹!!!!!!

Kessus Christ

34 day login streak, so every day since I downloaded it, I am so sane (gambling addiction is slowly eating me from the inside)

Fyodor, paperskin, ana, Simon, acid and clown are honestly the most w moots i have 🥹🥹🥹❤️❤️🙏🙏🙏

MISSION SUCESSFUL (I’m not even gonna od with them dw, it’s js that pharmacists are super weird about allat nowadays, like I’ve been told before „oh… no we don’t hate that in stock, haha…“ about a med that is REQUIRED TO BE IN STOCK AT ALL TIMES. So yeah-)

Rare aesthetic: carefully picking out a trustworthy and reputable looking outfit so the pharmacy trusts u enough to to sell you meds not thinking you‘re gonna kys with them <3

keeping me up at night😾😾..

2 types of people ahh art ☺️☺️ why my boy looking like hes kicking his feet im crine im gonna fix him soon 🥹 YAYYY ITSME AND BF‼️‼️‼️<F3 chibi art tho

my honest reaction to my bf 🤤👅👅🫶🫶

The urge to completely bandage myself just for the sillies, but I’d be giving bandage-squandering machine 💔🫩

I take it back gng ✌️🥹

She didn’t freak out enough about my handsomeness when seeing me, I think I’m ugly actually 💔🥀

I’m actually surprised at how little/ no hate I get for having him as one of my favorite characters nowadays. Did the fandom just get less toxic over the years or are people on bsky/ my moots just too kind to say anything and they just think their part instead??

Gonna take a shower, then change my bedsheets n pillowcase etc and wash them (+my worn clothes) bc I forgot to do so last week, then I’m gonna clean my room and study some after that. Wish me luck or smth!!

People not counting liquid cals is just stupid, like, some of the bros I go to gym with for some reason think that just because it’s a drink it won’t affect their diet in any way?? Nu uh my guy, that still counts just as much, hate to break it to ya 💔

Oh, back when I could just not eat for a few weeks in peace without my parents bothering or checking up if I actually ate smth… I can lie myself through the entire day, but I’m always forced to attend dinner now (=no fasting streak over a day). Bitch I’m not fucking hungry leave me alone.

Im Not Like- mentally ill or schizophrenic fr but I talk to myself out loud quite frequently, and like- to god too-… I guess talking to yourself is normal to some extent but definitely not to this. Whatever tho -.-‘

This shit just enrages me so much, Goodsmile, why are you making lolibait figurines of light novel characters who have like 1 anime season and didnt bring out new media for years instead of working on BSD figures who have a giant audience and sm potential?? I mean we all know the reasons but c‘mon…

And this is Shiro. Shes secondary protag in a LN called No Game No Life, which is a Light novel series (main pillar), though it also has 1 anime season (2014) and 1 anime movie (Zero, 2017), and these are just some of her many, many figurines (all noticeably less expensive than dazai) Notice smth??