Okay I’m gonna just sit in the shower for 3 hours and cry, see y’all later

…you did not just do that mf, great I’ll just go and cry pathetically in a corner now.

Okay I solved the pfp problem, I just edited it a bit, now the color scheme fits better, I’m so genius

Does anyone actually fw my pfp btw… it doesn’t fit to the rest of my layout.. (this is the least manly thing Ive ever said… kill me. mimimi, my pfp doesnt fit into my ✨aesthetic✨ mimimi I’m such a pussy mimimi)

Sigh sigh, I’m still embarrassed abt smth I shouldn’t care abt anymore.. I wanna bury myself somewhere, how cringe of me, sigh sigh (okay I‘m using sigh sigh sigh excessively just to piss people off atp)

What to even do with my time when he’s not here… wdym I gotta live a life and cant just lay in my bed and talk to him 24/7?

Okay appreciation post for the best, most intelligent, passionate and breathtakingly handsome guy ever I love you so much why are you literally perfect I'll gatekeep him from all of you I swear, at least I want to. Anyways I need sleep... Set me free

How did I just kill the Endboss with 3 fucking hits?? ...I think my weapons are slightly overpowered, 10 minute boss fight in 20 seconds.

It’s the Finn Cola chat

what the hell kinda feverdream is future diary... like, no hate but what were they on while writing this- anyways the pink haired bitch is annoying but hot so imma continue to watch it anyway

I hate how society attributes virtue to productivity and being not productive is penalised and looked down upon. Its like the "get a job bum" demonising those who's activity isn't deemed productive. Fucking utilitarian capitalist philosophy. It's so depressing living to work only to ultimately die..

Okay so this is the time of the day that bsky gets freaky so I think imma just leave and go to bed.. 😭 Goodnight yall

"These shoes are specially designed for middle aged and old men-..." WHY GIVE ME THE AD THEN STOP ACTING LIKE IM A 60 YO DUDE YT

Notice how its hiding in the shadows too?... This mysterious pineapple is up to no good I swear..

Mf leave me alone

Wh- why is there a whole fucking pineapple in our fridge. I asked everyone and nobody bought a pineapple nor did they put one there... Chat this is a bad horror movie it's gonna kill me tonight probably or smth I'm gen scared

Ok ok I just had a vocal ten minute crashout to my mom just abt fucking America. Yes I am very easily triggered and am probably exaggerating to death but I Gen dont give a f. The shit I said is just so ironic because like probably 90% of more of y’all are from there. Help, pick a side bro.

I feel like my idiolect is very striking and obvious… I’m just good at differentiating different ideolects though, so maybe I’m the only one who thinks so

Sigh, bsky so dead what the flip

Sigh… the urge to shade the t!ts… uhm… (censored bc I don’t want freaky old g00ner adult normalsky people to find this and be freaks, SHE IS CLOTHED) Also, glaze my art or suffer a painful horrid death.

Should I make myself one or two packs of hot delicious cheap instant ramen and a heatable cushion and then go back to my perfect warm cuddly soft bed where I can then enjoy said things in all their perfection?

@dazaiirl.bsky.social I’m too powerful

My sister just called me n her couple goals.. mind you shes just learning English rn so she hopefully doesnt know what it indicates…

I was jokingly complaining to my mom about how she has more arm muscle than me (she a strong woman fr) and she was like „go cry abt it“… shut up or I’m actually gonna cry… but I love her shes amazing

I officially have one tooth less now, help me.

Racewars in my bed help

Im at the doctors office rn but bruh I think he forgot about me damn I’m just sitting here why are you letting me into your super private data clouds via computer, suspicious… also you didnt hide the candy well enough, try better next time dear doctor.

Just got called a foreign bastard on open street I couldn’t even have made this up what the fuck did I do bruh

Wait I just got a shout-out from one of my fav YouTubers on a YT Livestream ik this is goofy but wow that was so cool

I..uh...then not ig?? 😭🥀

Bye for now

Oh yeah, I know I said I'll go to bed, I'll go to bed now I promise, but I noticed I forgot to ever say.. I just turned 14 a few months ago. I was in 8th grade. And I won't forgive you for this. Ever.

Literally me

Good night guys..

Also chat it's still me dw about the pfp

Why is everyone American..

Sigh, I have shit to do but I also really don’t wanna do that stuff I just wanna lay in bed and not worry about anything

Ladies ladies calm down, not all at once!!

Beer I just got rn bc bro doesnt believe me and I am deeply offended by that

Sigh.. morning chat

He hates me now.. but it doesnt matter I need sleep I shouldn't care as much as I do I'm worrying but it's fine probably (not) I wanted to go to sleep damn it haha he hates me shit I think I fucked up kill me okay I need to seriously stop now I'm gonna sleep

Okay I have to go my girlfriend told me I have to go to sleep now I love her she's such a bossbitch yes girlboss tell the stupid drunk man how it's done I love her for that she tells me when I'm acting stupid thank you God for creating women goodnight now

I changed my handle again because I love the new one its so so awesome did you know I'm actually secretly 100 rats pretending to be a cool guy

I should stop posting because I'm gonna regret it later but I dofn care but I should i should sleep though because tomorrow is school and it's gonna suck but its fine because everyone loves me lowk so I'm good i should still go to sleep though, does anyone even genuinely care about me on here

Sigh he's still awake too I can't blame him should I call my girlfriend or not I wanna call her you all are not supposed to know I have a girlfriend isn't that funny because you don't know because I didn't tell you xaxaxaxa I wanna get violated by the USSR I hate pain but beat me up anyway

I hate country humans btw my relationship with the USSR is very different than that trust me I am mentally sane and have absolutely no delusions whatsoever how am I popular with women im literally a freak but they all want to fuck me wow sigh I love my girlfriend btw she's so hot hello?

If the USSR would be a human she'd be a strong tall violent slav woman and she'd be the most terrifying hot woman alive and she could do literally anything and I'd obey her like yes woman make me your slave wait I shouldn't say that while having a girlfriend right Im so glad she doesn't have my bsky

Yes I didn't go to sleep and instead drank again I'm really wasted can you tell USSR punish me I've been a bad capitalist reconvert me to communism I beg you

Y'all jerk off to porn I cum when I see brutalist architecture SOVIET UNION COME BACK I MISSSS YOUUUU PLEASE I LOVE YIU I HATE EVERYTHING RN PLEASE JUST HUG ME TIGHTLY AND TELL ME ITS OKAY

Feeling like shit and tomorrow is Monday but it's raining the entire night and next day so I'm really happy. I'm leaving my window open all night. I cannot explain in words how comforting rain is to me. I would chose this (Laying in bed with a cozy blanket in the night while it's raining) over 500€.