One day I will be able to listen to “Me & the sky” from come from away and not cry. Today is not that day. Thanks for that Spotify. 😭

While scrolling on Hallmark + (which you can sign up for month to month- you’re welcome): “These all sound SO stupid. I can’t wait to watch all of them.” 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄

The grocery stores and such keep playing Backstreet Boys. On the one hand, yeah! That’s my jam! On the other…… it’s an oldies playlist isn’t it?

6yo just asked me how some people don’t have families (we’re doing angel tree and I told him about foster kids). When I rattled off the reasons such as having a kid too young- he then asked: there are high school kids that get married and have children?! All incredulous. Erm. Yup. 😅 help.

Concentration camps defined as “mass civilian detention without real trials targeting vulnerable groups for political gain based on ethnicity, race, religion or political affiliation rather than for crimes committed.”

In Vienna, home for the summer: Sincerest apologies to everyone on our hotel floor. People next to us on the train. Bystanders at breakfast. I did not realize I have the LOUDEST KID IN THE WORLD. Who is this little American and why is everyone telling me he is mine? 😵‍💫

Just saw Just In Time on Broadway and I have to say: I never ever want to hear gay guys complain about their choices again. You got Jonathan Groff! All his costars looked in love with him. An expression mirrored by all audience members. Myself especially.

911 queerbaiting giving flashbacks. Years. YEARS of saying, “no way they’re just friends!” If it walks like a duck… #911onabc #buddie www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncn...

If someone is coding you give them a milligram of epi and start compressions. If they're seizing or in a psychotic episode - you push 2 of Ativan. One more season of Chicago Med and I'll be ready for the hippocratic oath! 🙃

never ask a buddie fan about the week of may 15, 2025 #911onABC

What it feels like to not even know the word queerbaiting, binging an 8 season show- only for that show to be a masterclass on the subject. #911onabc

Recovering from watching #911onabc be like:

Hubs started working for OpenAi and now I have to keep all the stupid ways I use chatgpt to myself. 🙈 Don't want him and his colleagues to get discouraged!

Me: “how do these sunglasses look?” 6y: “Uhhhh. Not so good. Everyone is going to congratulate you.” Me: “what?” 6y: “yeah! They’re going to say congratulations on becoming a grandma! Cause you look like a grandma!” Why is my child roasting me?

I’m thankful for my life. The way I haven’t died yet despite my kid’s million surprise trip hazards is just.. miraculous really.

Me: “I already ordered my birthday presents (anthro somerset dresses)” Hubby: “make sure to also buy yourself musical tickets for our NYC trip!” … that, my friends, is why we are still married almost 13 years in. 🥰

What just happened. What the fuck just happened?! 2 week time jump, no Buddie reunion, where was Eddie? All the takeouts and then ending with a "jk, be devastated. Byyyeee." The fandom is discussing going out like a group of lemmings. #911onabc

Sincerest apologies for anyone I put onto 911. In fact, forget I ever said anything! DON'T WATCH. I repeat: DON'T WATCH. You have been warned. #911onabc

6yo is way advanced in reading. Would be a good thing if he didn’t pick up my phone and start reading out loud when it was open to AO3. 😱 I’ve never grabbed a phone so fast in my life. 😅 He is SO telling his class his mom reads “grownup books” he’s not allowed to read! 😫

dear god that is one of the fluffiest sweetest things I have ever read!

911 writers. ISTG if you all just mention that Eddie can fucking pro ballroom dance and then never show it.... #buddie #911tv

#buddie: summer love ‼️ 8x12 spoilers ‼️ [ #911onABC ]

Tried to explain #buddie to a friend IRL today. She looked at me like I was unhinged. Imma just hang out with y’all. How’s it going Bluesky? 😅 #911tv

6yo thinks it's funny to hide from me in between the racks at Anthro. Took a year off my life. Tommy scoffs when Buck insists Eddie is gay- ADDED YEARS TO MY LIFE. #911onABC #buddie

6y: “Firefighters don’t just put out fires. They also rescue cats from trees.” Me: “I would hope the cats know to not go up trees.” 6y: “they don’t! How could they? There is no cat school. So they climb trees.” Me: "err” 6y: “it’s not their fault. If there is no cat school, no one teaches them.”

A demo from Optifye.ai, a current YC cohort member, sparked backlash that ended up with YC deleting it off its socials. Optifye says it’s building software to help factory owners know who is and isn't working in “real-time” thanks to AI-powered security cameras. Read more here: tcrn.ch/3DjG0VH

Some of y’all haven’t watched 911 and it shows. We saw these people on the HIGHWAY. 😵‍💫 Why u wanna die bro? #911tv #oaklandbridge

Me: "I can't figure out how to book this bus" 6yo: "We learned about this in school! It's ok mama, you have pink skin! You can sit ANYWHERE in the bus! You can even sit in the front! You don't have to sit in the back! I let his teacher know the Rosa Parks lesson didn't quite land as intended....

Prompt: Alex loves sticker rewards. Henry somehow catches on to this and makes him a sticker chart. Every time Alex takes breaks while studying (or insert incentive here) he gets a sticker. The reward is spicy! #firstprince #rwrb

Everyone, meet my new favorite person! 🤩🤩🤩 @raistylestomlin.bsky.social killed this prompt and made my week. 💓

Fluffy unhinged Henry & Alex one shot for y'all. 2.3k Our boys fall in love despite never meeting thanks to a chatty June! archiveofourown.org/works/62648314 #firstprince #rwrb

The problem with binging both 911 shows is that I have a new toxic trait: I am now convinced I can save multiple lives in an accident and or be a 911 operator on a whim. (I can’t) #911tv #911lonestar

How.. HOW.. for the love of gid someone tell me HOW Buck and Eddie don’t end up together after Ed’s Tells him about his will in season 4? This is insanity. #buddie #911tv #buckandeddie

An AU where Henry trains David to go and greet hot guys on his sly command and it’s also a test- like how the guy reacts says a lot. Alex passes with flying colors of course; only to be surprised one day when David goes after a guy he mentioned is hot. 🧐🤨 #rwrb #firstprince

There are SO many hills I will die on. My hatred of goodie bags at parties for one… but after a 16hr flight yesterday- I feel compelled to let the world know to never EVER ever allow legos on a plane. Say no. Like with drugs. Just. Say. No. I’m serious.

Me: thirsting over Carlos in 911 Lone Star. My friend: "oh! He looks like the human version of Chase from Paw Patrol!" 👀😑 New friend applications open. #tarlos #911lonestar

I'm only on season 3 of 911 Lone Star. Which is long enough to declare that a full episode without Carlos is a CRIME. Jail for whoever greenlit that. #tarlos #911lonestar

they could never make me hate you

10 shows to get to know me (in no particular order) - Brooklyn 99 - Parks and Rec - Finding Erica - The Big Bang Theory - Jane The Virgin - Mindhunter - Sesame Street - Smash - Kim's Convenience - Shitt's Creek

Got into 911 Lone Star because so many of my fave RWRB authors write for that fandom too. It was a mistake. I adore it. I can't wait until I can watch again. TK and Carlos have my heart. I should sleep. I love you all. I hate you all. I want to watch MORE.

“The worst part about being a ghost in a palace, Arthur decides, is that the place is weird enough that when you try to communicate—-everyone just brushes it off. A 1000-year-old tapestry sways? The staff just giggle to themselves that Henry the V’s ghost must be extra angry today.” #rwrb #ficwip

Prompt: Henry meets Alex when he hires him as his lawyer to sue someone who insisted on singing throughout the wicked movie despite being told to stop. “Say less sweetheart. I love doing things out of spite!” #rwrbsky #firstprince

I just saw a post start with: "Those that were alive during 9/11 - what was it like?" TIL people that weren't alive are now old enough to post on reddit. Do I walk myself over to the retirement home or?....... 🦖

Trump appointments be like: "Hannibal Lecter will shine running our hospitals" "I nominate The Evil Queen to be in charge of agriculture" "The Big Bad Wolf's agenda on no more brick houses really spoke to me" "Miss Hannigan will do an excellent job running all the orphanages."

I feel like this *should* stop me from clicking on a fic and it doesn't.

Henry is born in Austin because he insists on coming early while his dad is shooting a film. Alex is born at the same hospital the same night. As an adult, Henry tries to figure out what keeps drawing him to Austin, Texas.

What no one tells you about parenthood: everything. It’s like society has been sworn to secrecy so people still have kids. I’ll google the tiny terrorist’s behavior only to find out it’s completely fucking normal. WTF.

The Anywhere With You event fics are ALL so good! Yet they got completely overshadowed posting all at once. If you want some awesome reading material- start at the top and work your way down. :D www.tumblr.com/anywhere-wit...