I see the DOW’s not over 50,000 points anymore. Time to attack Iran.

Watching the Ryder Cup you can see why USA is down the shitter.

I’m assuming that somewhere in the USA there is a group of fifty something white, suited males figuring out how to make it look like Trump died of a heart attack?

Rather hoped I'd get through the whole show. Go back to work at Pratt and Sons, keep wicket for the Croydon Gentlemen, marry Doris... Made a note in my diary on the way here. Simply says: "Bugger."

I see BBC News is running its annual April we’re all going to die piece.

I’m still enjoying the political irrelevance of Owen Jones.

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