They call me Munchlax the way I Lunchmax

Typical

A Series immersives complete

COMING IN AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT

YOOOO

All this and yet no pulled Flareon ex

Sex speedrunner on GDQ about to orgasm: “Time is coming up”

Speedrunner on GDQ running sex ‘pleasure your gf %’: “If you’re wondering why I chose to play as a girl, that’s because it’s optimal.”

Speedrunner on GDQ running sex “pleasure your gf %” accidentally finishes first: “That’s never happened before.”

I can’t find it anymore but there was a post about someone speedrunning sex at gdq and I was reminded of it and now I have so many offshoot jokes I’m sorry

Can I also get a charismatic progressive to primary my house rep, who may be AIPAC’s strongest soldier, and has basically run unapposed for a decade?

Another pack tragically kept from being wonder picked thanks to a shiny

It would not be enough for Mario Kart World to win Best Music at the Game Awards; Geoff Keighley needs to give the people who made this happen time to speak on stage and not just get bunched with the esports awards

I did not, in fact, secure a Switch 2 preorder through Walmart

I guess I have to build a Silvally deck

Day 1… 😳

Chatting with the college intern about Mario Kart, and he says he remembers Mario Kart 8 releasing when he was in FOURTH GRADE

It’s just a shame nobody can wonder pick this

USA on the pope scoreboard

Two Solgaleos (including a crown rare), zero cosmogs 🙃

Hitting this combo feels illegal

CRAZY DAY 1 PULLS

I think I just secured a Switch 2 preorder??

I actually got a preorder to go through but then my bank declined it because it was suspicious 🥲

It’s not looking too good regarding me securing a preorder

Do you think he ever actually played Undertale?

Mario Kart World looks like a lot of fun, but I won’t be paying $80 for it. I’ll be paying $50 for it via the hardware bundle 😎

Simultaneously being happy for rocket scientist acquaintances for their accomplishments, but also detesting the waste of resources spent on sending billionaires to space for fun

Every day, politics-posting calls to me like the green goblin mask, goading me to start shit with friends, family, strangers. But it just doesn’t seem worth it. It doesn’t feel like praxis, and may even be counter-productive. But godDAMN.

I feel like Nintendo’s pricing would be more agreeable with two changes Welcome Tour: Any $ ➡️ 0$ Mario Kart: $80 ➡️ $70 Things would still be expensive, but those two are obvious misses Welcome Tour is a tech demo, and people are not ready for $80 games Now PR is a nightmare despite a great show

OH GOD NO

Oh god I’m not ready for another Pokemon TCGP set in a week. I’m still missing stuff from STS 😭

Of course the one time I’m moderately invested in a lunar lander, as my company worked on one of the payloads, it tips over on the landing and can’t do anything 💀

Jk I’m bing chilling, thanks Rampardos / Lucario / Sudowoodo

0-10 in the winstreak event… Pulls have been atrocious… Nonstop wonderpick whiffs… Pray for me 😭

Love 💙

Finally, FINALLY finished M&L Brothership, after 50ish hours. 65/100

Praise Arceus 🙌

…

So uh Did everyone else just get the 4 diamond Mewtwo, Pikachu, and Charizard exs from the gift packs or just me?

OKAY HOLD ON I feel like I cooked with this Magnezone, Electivire, 1x Pikachu ex, 1x Lt. Surge deck

We are officially in business

YES

My kingdom for a manaphy

BRO I CAN’T PULL A MANAPHY, STOP

Shoutout to this guy for this ridiculous game

It’s not very consistent, but I’m glad I made this deck work at least once

Chip, meet stall

THAT’S MY CHASE CARD BABYYY