Dramatic sniffle . Pressing his lips to Suguru’s cheek . “ Sounds good to me . I lit the kitchen on fire the last time I baked something , so the supervision is necessary . ”

“ i didn’t even tell you the worst part . they burnt my banana bread when heating it up . ” those baby blues are giving him serial puppy eyes , bottom lip jutted out in a pout . “ can we make it together ? and the banana bread ? i got upset and bought like 20 bananas,,, ”

“ the most vile atrocity has been committed against me , suguru . ” he speaks with such anger and disgust ; a fist is clenched as he recalls the details . “ i went to the coffee shop . where i always get my iced vanilla cold brew . ” pinching the bridge of his nose . “ i wanted to spice (+)

satoru takes a seat on the nearby sofa . those big blue eyes of his harbor no emotion . he’s patting his lap . “ come sit . ”

loudest, biggest, dramatic sigh. where is @vomittingmaggot.bsky.social ?

/ my gojo is um. very gay. sorry.

ㅤ ㅤ ❝ 𝘜𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘚𝘜—— 魂玻璃 ❞ ㅤ ㅤ

A breathless chuckle. “Like a million bucks.” An inhale to block out the sob in the back of his throat. “What do you say, you and me, we go point out the constellations on top of Tokyo Tower? Maybe a a ride on rainbow?”

Sniffle. Thankfully the blindfold soaks up the tears. “Hey gorgeous.” Said while he attempts a signature smile.

a terrible not so good very bad day. bottom lip —> pouty. head —> in @vomittingmaggot.bsky.social’s lap.

where is suguru. it is close to midnight and i am kissless.

/ lrt give my rangiku some love, my best girl

#BLEACHRP x #MVRP 𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑖𝑘𝑢 𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑠𝑢𝑚𝑜𝑡𝑜 - 10th division lieutenant.

/ i got notis over here. gojo muse has been ded but i can try to reply uwu

chat i have had one too many drinks. i miss my wife.

⠀ 𝘔𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘐’𝘮 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘵 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘴, 𝘓𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘗𝘐𝘌𝘋 𝘗𝘐𝘗𝘌𝘙. 𝘐’𝘮 𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘓𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘶𝘪𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮— — 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘭. ♡﹔↻ ⠀

Right here, gorgeous.

ㅤ⠀⠀ㅤ⠀⠀ㅤ⠀Ϟ ⠀ㅤ⠀⠀ㅤ⠀⠀ㅤ⠀⠀ㅤ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑺͟𝑷͟𝑨͟𝑹͟𝑲 𝐎𝐅 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄 ! ˎˊ˗ ㅤ⠀⠀ㅤ⠀⠀ㅤ⠀⠀ㅤ⠀⠀ㅤ⠀⠀ㅤ⠀⠀ #MVRP

christmas is the one time a year i’ll drink. gotta have spiked egg nog.

i’m wired and it’s 3:20 am. sorry shoko but those sleeping pills SUCK.

my wife loves me it’s fine

literally running over and slinking his arms around the other’s waist.

i need a kiss to be extra sure.

hey so like why are you starting to sound like you wanna divorce me or something.

“i can be an anonymous donor, i have too much funds and not enough places to allocate it.” really, he’s a stupid rich boy.

i call you my wife because i love you. i will obliterate myself and this earth im sorry.

“yeah — no problem. go shopping on me for your troubles.” definitely gifts and an offering to not snitch to his wife —

“Oh, me? Thank you.”

offering @bunphomet.bsky.social a large stack of cash and a bundle of mixed wildflowers in another. “i am sorry i threatened a hollow purple upon you for complimenting my wife.”

“Anything for you my marvelous and succulent sunflower.”

my wife is so scary chat i almost died.

“I AM NOT LYING I SWEAR!!! YOU’D KNOW IF I CAST A PURPLE BECAUSE THERE’D BE A CRATER.”

SCREAMS. “NO???? I DIDN’T FINISH THE INCANTATION AND WE SHARED A LAUGH AGTER????”

i wish i could have your mentality. i chased suguru for a long time, and actually went more insane without him! thank you, thank you, i'll be here all night. ( he bows. what a fucker. )

ride em, cowgirl. you don't need men in your life to empower what you already are ; a bad bitch. ✨

not based off of appearance, no. it's your aura i fear. men fear the RBF and the BDE that radiate from you.

you are fiesty and a little scary, could that have something to do with it? i speak from a general sense. the lop ears are actually adorable.

my wife does have pretty back dimples. i'd tell heaven about him anyway. ( he's Whipped. )

Are you? To me right now, you're just some guy. Who's kinda pretty lookin'.

doesn't matter what you think because i still blow out suguru geto's back every night. that's alpha behavior to me.

he's a girl mom. he's the malewife. i am the alpha.

me. satoru gojo! ( round of applause for himself. )

keep your WINDOW SHOPPING away from my WIFE.

who the fuck is this aizen guy anyway.

don't call suguru pretty he's SPOKEN FOR.

sitting on a chair in the staff lounge. definitely not sleeping.