Ngl, I'm lowkey smashin' this. What'd ya think, babe? @jkingcastle.bsky.social

Walking into 2026:

Oh yeah? Well, that makes the two of us hot stuff. 😏

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers"

What's it like in your head?

Happy Turkey day @jkingcastle.bsky.social. Third plate down, lucky I got the bike. 🤣

Dragon-Man, Dragon-Man. Does whatever a dragon can. 🐉🎶

(Stop eating my posts bluesky *shakes fist*)

Advertise your account with a gif

Beach, burgers and ice-cream with @jkingcastle.bsky.social. 🎆

Me and the boys heard you was talking shit.

Yo Filth lurkin’ nearby, Dragon’s got a message for ya. Come and get it. 🐲

Beach and pizza with @jkingcastle.bsky.social. 🌊🍕

Yeah, I reckon this ride’ll do just fine. Havin' fun @jkingcastle.bsky.social?

Boyfriend asks for a horseback riding date, boyfriend gets a horseback riding date. Giddy up soon @jkingcastle.bsky.social 🐎

Filth burst a main, flooded the route. Joke’s on them. I don’t slow down, I hydroplane to your doom, freaks. 🐲

Pride’s here, folks. Let’s own it. #ProudAF 🏳️‍🌈✌️

Hey @jkingcastle.bsky.social, you ready for our night? 😏🌹

Sunsets hit different when you’re with me, @jkingcastle.bsky.social. 🌅

My sis and Mike are in the kitchen trying to whip up Sunday dinner. I’ve got one hand on the extinguisher just in case. Might need backup, @jkingcastle.bsky.social. 🤣

Dragons rolling out. Time to smoke some Filth. 🐉🔥

Hey @jkingcastle.bsky.social, too early to plan our Halloween looks? 😈

Van life on the beach with @jkingcastle.bsky.social. Thinking bbq for dinner or we can hit the local fish place. What do you say babe?

Borrowed the fam's van and decked it out just for us. Thinking waves, grilling on the beach, and lazy mornings with views like this. You in for the weekend @jkingcastle.bsky.social ? 🌊😏

#TuesdayTunes Late night vibe. 🎧 www.youtube.com/watch?v=92J6...

The galaxy ain’t all sunshine and rainbows, but Beskar helps. 😏🥊 #ThisistheWay www.youtube.com/watch?v=2blO...

Mayday, @jkingcastle.bsky.social . Got trouble on my tail in the form of Filth. Could use your hawkeye aim and a serious dose of that ice magic to tap me out.

Hell yeah, three days off. Let's gooo!

Dragons on the prowl tonight, mission "Leave no Filth unscorched." 😏🔥

Really vibing to Ed Sheeran these days might blast it next race for that max cred. 🤙 #TuesdayTunes www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iddz...

Let the sparks fly. 🔥✨

Ninja’s locked and loaded by the portal. Sunset’s dialled in. All that's missing is you, hotshot. 😏 @jkingcastle.bsky.social

me in the national security group chat

#MusicMonday for some Filth busting. 👊🔥 www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHUq...

(Catch me if you can. 😏)

Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:

The energy I bring to bluesky.

Courier duty today. Package secured, ETA unknown. If you see a green blur, just know I’m on schedule. 😏

Hey @jkingcastle.bsky.social. ❤️ Hope you’re ready for a road trip this valentine's, ‘cause I’m stealing you away. California skies, drive-in burgers, and a classic film. So, what do you say, angel? 😏🎶

If you see this, quote-post with a gif of your personality type.

The fire's not letting up, but neither are we. Stay safe, LA. We've got you. 🔥🧑‍🚒

#MusicMonday www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSbB...

Went out for a ride, and some guy in a Camaro thought he could take me. 😏

This is me pretending This is all I need And I www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DCd...

“You will be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:

Post a picture of yourself to show the newbies what they're dealing with

I'm comin' down on the stereo Hear me on the radio Click, click, boom 💥 www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gmm...